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    2 Phat Bastard Pies

    American
    Open now11AM - 8:45PM
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    FOOD
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    Featured Items

    • Vegetarian Samosa (4)

      $10.00
    • Chicken Mushroom Pie

      Dreamy bits of mushroom sprinkled over juicy chicken cubes and simmered in the creamiest white pepper and herb sauce, enclosed in flaky layers of crispy fresh baked pastry.
      $12.00
    • Lamb Curry Pie

      A delicate blend of tender, juicy lamb cubes, authentic Indian spices, and peppered herbs bundled in flakey layers of crispy, fresh-baked pastry. This pie is a true delicacy.
      $13.00

    FOOD

    Pies

    • Cornish pastie

      Ground Chicken marinated with spices, green onions and cilantro, wrapped and baked in golden flaky pastry
      OUT OF STOCK
      $8.50
    • Beef Curry Pie

      Fiery peppered lamb cubes smothered in delicious, warm homemade gravy and enclosed in flakey layers of crispy, fresh-baked pastry. This pie is tasty on pastry & mighty on meat.
      $12.00
    • Chicken Mushroom Pie

      Dreamy bits of mushroom sprinkled over juicy chicken cubes and simmered in the creamiest white pepper and herb sauce, enclosed in flaky layers of crispy fresh baked pastry.
      $12.00
    • Chicken Curry Pie

      Tender juicy chicken cubes tossed in our irresistible spicy curry sauce, enclosed in layers of flaky fresh baked pastry. This pie will have your taste buds singing !
      $12.00
    • Pepper Steak Pie

      Fiery peppered steak cubes in a delicious savory gravy, enclosed in flakey layers of crispy baked pastry. This pie is tasty on pastry and mighty on meat.
      $12.00
    • Chicken Jalapeno Pie

      Mean green jalapeños added to juicy tender chicken cubes simmered in our signature creamy white pepper and herb sauce, wrapped in golden layers of fresh baked pastry. Get ready to host a dreamy creamy picante party in your mouth.
      $12.00
    • Vegetarian Pie

      A hearty blend of potatoes, peas and carrots sautéed in a house special blend of Indian spices.
      $12.00
    • Spinach Paneer Pie

      A traditional creamy mix of spinach and paneer flavored with Indian spices and enclosed in flaky layers of fresh baked pastry.
      $12.00
    • Lamb Curry Pie

      A delicate blend of tender, juicy lamb cubes, authentic Indian spices, and peppered herbs bundled in flakey layers of crispy, fresh-baked pastry. This pie is a true delicacy.
      $13.00
    • Steak n Mushroom

      A delicate blend of tender, juicy beef cubes, authentic Indian spices, and peppered herbs bundled in flakey layers of crispy, fresh-baked pastry. This pie is a true masterpiece.
      $12.00
    • LUNCH COMBO - PIE FRIES & DRINK

      $14.99
    • Chicken. Curry rice

      OUT OF STOCK
      $15.00
    • Lamb Lunch Combo - Pie Fries & drink

      $15.99

    Sides

    • Chicken Samosa (4)

      $10.00
    • Vegetarian Samosa (4)

      $10.00
    • Fries

      $4.00
    • Biltong

      $17.00
    • 2 Veg 2 Chkn Samosas

      $10.00

    DRINKS

    • Coke

      $2.00
    • Diet Coke

      $2.00
    • Coke Zero

      $2.00
    • Sprite

      $2.00
    • Brisk Ice Tea

      $2.00
    • Orange

      $2.00
    • Sparkling Water

      $3.00
    • PAKOLA CREAM SODA

      $2.00
    • Bottled Water

      $2.00
    • DR PEPPER

      $2.00
    • Specialty Soda

      $4.75
    • Bottle Coke

      $3.00
    • FOUNTAIN SODA DRINK

      $3.00
    • Gingerbeer

      $3.75
    • PineappleGingerbeer

      $3.75

    All hours
    Sunday11:00 am - 8:45 pm
    Monday11:00 am - 8:45 pm
    Tuesday11:00 am - 8:45 pm
    Wednesday11:00 am - 8:45 pm
    Thursday11:00 am - 9:30 pm
    Friday11:00 am - 9:30 pm
    Saturday11:00 am - 9:30 pm
    Restaurant info

    Come in and enjoy!

    Location

    401 Franklin St, Suite 1200, Houston, TX 77002

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