Betelgeuse Betelgeuse

Large serving of romaine, Caesar dressing, house garlic croutons, shaved Grana Padano

Large serving of Romaine, pickled carrot, red onion, cucumber, grape tomato, basil, banana pepper, house parmesan dressing

Six big wings tossed in your choice of sauce: Buffalo, Lemon Pepper, Mango Habanero, Garlic Parmesan or Spicy BBQ. (“Breaded” in rice flour, tapioca flour, and corn starch.) Served with our housemade ranch.

House-made dough balls, roasted garlic butter, marinara dipping sauce

Crispy on the outside, soft on the inside, seasoned perfectly!

Our crispy French fries tossed in garlic butter, shaved parmesan, and basil

Cheesy, melty mozzarella sticks. Served with house-made vodka dipping sauce.

Bar burger with ketchup, mustard, grilled onions, and American cheese. Add fries!

Large house-made chocolate chip cookie. Perfect for sharing...or not.

Natural cased pepperoni, pizza sauce, Brick cheese

The classic Ironclad cheese pizza with brick cheese and pizza sauce.

Lemon ricotta, pizza cheese, lamb sausage, garlic honey, za'atar spice. Tribute pie to the guys at Down North in Philly.

Natural cased pepperoni, house-made Italian sausage, pancetta, Genoa salami

Pepperoni, house-made Italian Sausage, mushrooms, onion, peppers

Spicy pizza sauce, Buffalo chicken, brick cheese, ranch drizzle, fresh chives

Brick cheese, spicy pizza sauce, crushed pineapple, natural-cased pepperoni, house pickled jalapenos, fresh-grated Grana Padano cheese

Spicy BBQ Sauce, Chicken, Red Onions with Green Onion Garnish on top of Brick Cheese

PBR: Pickle, Bacon, Ranch! Garlic oil, brick cheese, sliced pickles, chopped bacon, dill, ranch drizzle!

House-made Italian sausage, onions, feta, brick cheese, pizza sauce.

Pizza cheese, fresh mushrooms, red onions, basil pesto (no nuts), fresh basil, grated parmesan, fresh-grated pecorino romano cheese

Roma tomatoes, fresh basil, roasted garlic oil, garlic confit

White pie with ricotta, pizza cheese, tomato, & spinach-artichoke-garlic mix

Onions, peppers, mushrooms, Feta, oregano. Order delivery from our website and save!

Natural cased pepperoni, mushrooms, feta, chili flakes

Gruyere and demi-glace mornay, carmelized onions, brick cheese, shaved gruyere, bread crumbs, French chives

Natural cased pepperoni, pizza sauce, Brick cheese

The classic Ironclad cheese pizza with brick cheese and pizza sauce

Lemon ricotta, pizza cheese, lamb sausage, garlic honey, za'atar spice. Tribute pie to the guys at Down North in Philly.

Natural cased pepperoni, house-made sausage, pancetta, Genoa salami

Pepperoni, house-made Italian sausage, mushrooms, onion, peppers

Spicy pizza sauce, Buffalo chicken, brick cheese, ranch drizzle, fresh chives

Pizza cheese, spicy pizza sauce, crushed pineapple, pepperoni, house pickled jalapenos, fresh-grated Grana Padano cheese

Spicy BBQ Sauce, Chicken, Red Onions with Green Onion Garnish on top of Brick Cheese

PBR: Pickle, Bacon, Ranch! Garlic oil, brick cheese, sliced pickles, chopped bacon, dill, ranch drizzle!

House-made Italian sausage, onions, feta, brick cheese, pizza sauce.

Pizza cheese, fresh mushrooms, red onions, basil pesto (no nuts), fresh basil, grated parmesan, fresh-grated pecorino romano cheese

Roma tomatoes, fresh basil, roasted garlic oil, garlic confit

White pie with ricotta, pizza cheese, tomato, & spinach-artichoke-garlic mix

Onions, peppers, mushrooms, Feta, oregano.

Natural cased pepperoni, mushrooms, feta, chili flakes

Gruyere and demi-glace mornay, carmelized onions, brick cheese, shaved gruyere, bread crumbs, French chives

We make this ranch in house and it's insanely good.

Discussion topic: If we assume buffalo sauce is the best wing sauce, what is the SECOND best wing sauce? Almost no one agrees on this.

House-made marinara sauce

Crushed parmesan cheese

House-made chili oil

Fresh chopped basil

There's only one person I want to buy ketchup from, and that man's name is H.J. Heinz.

Yellow mustard

House-made hot honey

House-made vodka sauce

House-made pesto made from fresh basil, garlic, olive oil, parmesan, and no nuts at all.

House-made pickled jalapenos

Side of fresh sliced jalapenos

House-made garlic-parmesan sauce

House-made lemon pepper sauce

House-made Mango-Habanero sauce

Spicy BBQ Sauce!

It's a six-pack of Bud Light bottles! Order from our website and save!

It's a six-pack of Banquet bottles! Order from our website and save!

It's a six-pack of Crawford Bock cans! Order from our website and save!

It's a six-pack of Love Street cans! Order from our website and save!

It's a six-pack of Lone Star Tall Boy cans! Order from our website and save!

It's a six-pack of Michelob Ultra bottles! Order from our website and save!

It's a six-pack of Miller High Life Bottles! Champagne of Beer! Order from our website and save!

It's a six-pack of Miller Lite bottles! Order from our website and save!

It's a six-pack of Montucky Tall Boy cans! Order from our website and save!

It's a six-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon Tall Boy cans! Order from our website and save!

It's a six-pack of Shiner Bock bottles! Order from our website and save!

It's a six-pack of Southern Star Bombshell Blonde cans! Order from our website and save!

It's a six-pack of Yuengling Lager bottles! Order from our website and save!

25.4oz. Saison. 6% Bright citrus aromatics, rustic fermentation character, and crisp acidity. Refreshing yet complex.

25.4oz. Farmhouse Ale. 4.5% ABV Rustic yeast character with light acidity and expressive fermentation. Balanced and food-friendly. With Green Bench Brewing.

25.4oz. Bourbon barrel-aged imperial stout. 10.2% ABV. Intense cocoa, charred oak, molasses, and lingering warmth. Rich, dense, and cellar-worthy.

25.4oz. Whiskey barrel-aged barleywine. 9.6% ABV. Caramelized malt sweetness, toffee, dark fruit, and bourbon warmth. Designed for long-term aging.

16.9oz. Tequila barrel-aged gose. 6.3% ABV. Agave character, light spice, and oak warmth layered over rich malt backbone. Bold and distinctive.

25.4oz. Barrel-aged imperial sour stout. 7.2% ABV Roasted malt intensity balanced by bright acidity. Dark chocolate, oak, and tart fruit create a bold, layered profile.

12oz. ABV: 12.9% Pumpkin stout aged in Woodford Reserve Barrels

Crushed Ice Cold.

Biggest bubbles in the game

17 oz Mexican Coke!

17 oz Cane Sugar Sprite!

Delicious St. Arnold Ginger Beer!

"I love St. Arnold Root Beer!" -Everyone

This stuff is sooooo good

If you're not a Topo person may I suggest the delicious Hethe Mineral water?

Crisp, clean, refreshing Hethe Still Water!

Comin' straight outta Lodi, CA. Good ol' Cab that goes amazing with pizza. Isn't it cool that we don't jack up our wine prices.

Fresh and vibrant with notes of red cherry, raspberry, and a hint of pepper. Light-bodied, juicy, and easy to drink.

Classic and balanced with notes of black cherry, cassis, and a touch of spice. Medium-bodied with smooth tannins and an easy, polished finish.

Fresh and vibrant Pinot Grigio with notes of green apple, lemon, and white peach. Light-bodied and crisp with bright acidity and a clean, refreshing finish.

90% Cortese (look it up), 8% Chard, 2% Sauv Blanc. It's so tasty and it comes in a liter so it's like getting a glass for free. Yum.

Bright and aromatic Sauvignon Blanc with notes of citrus, pear, and pineapple. Crisp and silky on the palate with lively acidity and a refreshing finish

Crisp and refreshing with notes of green apple, citrus, and a touch of minerality. Clean, bright, and easy-drinking.

Dry and lively with flavors of strawberry, watermelon, and a hint of citrus. Light, refreshing, and perfect for easy sipping.

Crisp Spanish Cava with lively bubbles and notes of green apple, citrus, and white peach. Dry and refreshing with a bright, clean finish.

Bright and refreshing sparkling rosé with notes of strawberry, peach, and delicate citrus. Light-bodied with lively bubbles and a crisp, clean finish.

Lightly sparkling and vibrant with notes of strawberry, raspberry, and citrus. Fresh, juicy, and a little wild in the best way.

Lightly sparkling Lambrusco with vibrant notes of blackberry, cherry, and violet. Juicy and refreshing with gentle bubbles and a soft, dry finish.

Milam & Green Single Barrel Select Bourbon, turbinado, Angostura bitters. Makes four drinks or, if you're like me, three large drinks. Literally just pour it into a glass over ice. (Tip: Store it in your freezer.)

Gin, Carpano Antica Vermouth, Campari, barrel-aged and stored in beeswax lined bottle for a silky smooth mouthfeel. Makes four drinks, or, if you're like me, three large drinks. Just pour it over ice and enjoy. (Tip: Store it in your freezer.)

Designed by Jade-O-Lantern for our Friday the 13th Free Tattoo Days. Specify size when ordering. S-XL

Designed by Jade-O-Lantern and printed in Houston, TX. Specify size when ordering, S-XXL.

Designed by Jade-O-Lantern and printed in Houston, TX. Specify size (S-XXL when ordering.)

This would look great on you at the Ice Box. Designed by Jade-O-Lantern and printed in Houston, TX. Specify size when ordering (S-XXL)

Designed by Neon Thrash for Endless Bummer, our Goth Tiki speakeasy next door to our Montrose location.

Designed by Neon Thrash, a Mai Tai glass for our goth speakeasy next door to our Montrose location

It's a Betelgeuse pen! Why not?

It's a Betelgeuse sticker! Grab a few and put them all over town. (Style may vary based on availability.)

Our famous garlic-habanero hot sauce. Goes great on pizza. Heat is about 6/10.