Featured Items

Macha Roni
Red sauce, 50/50 cheese, pepperoni, basil, Saul's salsa macha, honey *Contains peanuts and sesame seeds$22.00
Detroit Slice
Crispy cheesy Detroit square, with your choice of sauce and basil. Add pepperoni if you want. Quarter pie slice. All corners.$6.00
Kale Caesar Salad
Kale, caesar dressing, parm, lemon, breadcrumbs *Boquerones not included! Add on below*$13.00
Food
Sides

Salsa Macha Pimento Cheese
Pimento cheese spiced up with Saul's salsa macha and a side of ranch tortilla chips *contains peanuts and sesame seeds$9.00
Lil' Bear Chicken Wings
6 ea / brined, fried and tossed with Lil' Bear's sweet chili sauce, lime, cilantro, mint, peanuts.$14.00
Chicken Wings
Brined, fried, tossed in your choice of buffalo or sweet bbq$14.00
Kale Caesar Salad
Kale, caesar dressing, parm, lemon, breadcrumbs *Boquerones not included! Add on below*$13.00
Schifano Chopped Salad
Everything from your favorite Italian sando in a salad. Prosciutto, calabrese, mortadella,, iceberg, onions, peppers, fontinella, sub sauce, breadcrumbs$15.00Focaccia Bread (sando size)
Wrapped and ready for you to take home so you can build your own sando on our awesome bread.$4.00
Sandwiches

@kschifanorealtor SANDO
Housemade sourdough focaccia, prosciutto, calabrese, mortadella, Dukes, garlic, iceberg, onions, peppers, fontinella, sub sauce$15.50
Chicken Caesar SANDO
Kale caesar salad, roasted chicken thighs, parm, breadcrumbs on sourdough focaccia$15.50
Tomato SANDO
Heirloom tomato, ricotta, pesto mayo, arugula, fontinella on sourdough focaccia *Vegetarian$15.00
"The Patricia" SANDO
Balsamic marinated vegetables, pesto mayo, arugula, stracciatella on sourdough focaccia *Vegetarian$15.00
Pizza

'Mater Pie
*SUMMER SPECIAL* Duke's, asiago, heirloom tomatoes, black pepper - just like a tomato sandwich$18.00
Detroit Slice
Crispy cheesy Detroit square, with your choice of sauce and basil. Add pepperoni if you want. Quarter pie slice. All corners.$6.00
Detroit Pie
Crispy cheesy 10x8 Detroit square, with your choice of sauce and basil. Add pepperoni if you want.$23.00
"Marinara"
Red sauce, garlic confit, sub sauce *Vegan [THIS PIZZA DOESN'T HAVE CHEESE!!!]$13.00
Cheesy Boi (BYO - kinda)
Red sauce, 50/50 cheese *Vegetarian$15.00
Veggie Supreme
Red sauce, 50/50 cheese, garlic, onions, mushrooms, kale, olives, banana peppers$18.00
Sweet Baby Christos
Red sauce, eggplant, garlic confit, herbs, peppers, feta, honey *Vegetarian/Vegan without feta + honey$18.00
Caesar Pizza
Kale, parm, lemon, breadcrumbs *Vegetarian without boquerones add on$18.00
Macha Roni
Red sauce, 50/50 cheese, pepperoni, basil, Saul's salsa macha, honey *Contains peanuts and sesame seeds$22.00
Harambe Loved Big Macs
Special sauce, ground beef, American cheese, iceberg lettuce, onions, pickles$22.00
@kschifanorealtor
Think "your favorite Italian sub on a pizza" - Dukes, prosciutto, calabrese, pepperoni, iceberg, onions, fontinella, sub sauce, peppers$22.00
The Kelly Ruben
"Special sauce", pastrami, swiss, gruyere, sauerkraut, pickled mustard seeds, caraway$22.00
The Bird Reynolds
Buffalo chicken, ranch, fontinella, iceberg, onion, pickles, dill.$22.00
Stracci Pie
Red sauce, garlic confit, stracciatella$18.00
Nonna's Vodka
Vodka sauce, parm, fennel seed, more vodka, basil$19.00
Shroom Pie
Asiago fonduta, mushrooms, thyme, lemon$18.00
Dessert
Stoners’ Delight
Chocolate soft serve, peanuts, pretzels, potato chips. Sweet n salty, sweet n salty. The ultimate munchies dessert.$9.00Chocolate Soft Serve
$5.00
Chocolate Chip Pizookie
From Hanker N Knead - sourdough, rye flour, toasted malt milk, chocolate chipsOUT OF STOCK$5.55
Pizookie Box (well, Bag)
4 Pizookies for your munchie needsOUT OF STOCK$20.00
Drinks
Non-Alcoholic Drinks
NA Watermelon shrub
Watermelon, mint, club soda$9.00Coke
Coca-Cola Original Taste — the crisp, refreshing taste you know and love$2.50Diet Coke
Fridge Cig$2.50Sprite
Classic, cool, crisp lemon-lime flavored taste that's caffeine free$2.50
Stappi Red Bitter
Italian bitter aperitivo soda. Drinks similar to Campari, excellent with a slice of orange and a splash of club soda.$4.00
Stappi Chinotto
Italian bitter aperitivo soda. A chinotto is a small bitter orange. Drinks less like an orange soda and more like a spiced cola.$5.00
Sprecher Root Beer
$5.50
Sprecher Cherry Cola
$5.50
Sprecher Grape Soda
$5.50
Sprecher Orange Soda
$5.50
Club Soda
The driest Canada has to offer$2.50
Athletic Non-Alcoholic Upside Dawn Golden Ale
$6.00
Athletic Non-Alcoholic Run Wild IPA
$6.00
Heineken 0.0 Non-Alcoholic
Apparently David Beckham drinks these.$6.00Bottled Water
Kirkland's finest$1.50
Beer/Cider/Seltzer

Miller High Life
Champagne of beers$4.00
Corona Extra
Mentally we're on a beachOUT OF STOCK$4.50
Tecate
$5.00
Modelo Negra
$5.00Modelo Especial
$6.00
Peroni
When in Rome...or Boogy. Italian lager.$6.00
Smirnoff Ice Original
Take a knee$6.00
White Claw Mango
ChelBomb's favorite$6.00
Right Proper "Raised By Wolves"- American Pale Ale
Dry Hopped Pale Ale$7.00
Right Proper "Lil' Wit"- Belgian Style Wit
$7.00
Atlas Blood Orange Gose
$7.00
Atlas Ponzi IPA
$7.00Off Color Brewing - Beer for Tacos (16oz)
But also great beer for pizza. Gose style beer with lime and salt added. And it's a big boi 16oz.OUT OF STOCK$13.00
Calvert - I Just Crush a Lot
Sour ale with blueberry, lemon, and hibiscus$7.00
ANXO Dry Cider OG
$9.00
Athletic Non-Alcoholic Run Wild IPA
$6.00
Athletic Non-Alcoholic Upside Dawn Golden Ale
$6.00
Heineken 0.0 Non-Alcoholic
Apparently David Beckham drinks these.$6.00
Wine - Bottle *BUY ONE GET A FREE PIZZA*
Azimut, Cava Brut Nature 2023
Catalunya, Spain. Macabeo, Xarel-lo, Parellada. White pear, floral, yeasty notes on the palate. Energetic bubbles. Perfect to celebrate or enjoy some casual bubbles.$55.00Fondo Bozzole Giano Ancestrale 2023
LAMBRUSCO! Dry red bubbly with juicy black cherry, ripe raspberry, and a little earthy. Bright bubbles, soft tannins, and dangerously easy to drink.$60.00Giuseppe Bocchino, Piemonte Bianco Chardonnay
This is what happens when Italians do Chardonnay. Crisp, bright citrus, green apple, plenty of minerality, and soft florals. Perfect balance of texture and still being refreshing as can be.$52.00
Gaspard, Sauvignon Blanc
Gaspard, Sauvignon Blanc Loire Valley, FR 2021 Grapes: 100% sauvignon blanc Tasting Notes: Notes of freshly-cut grass, lemon verbena and lush exotic fruit make it irresistible to all Sauv Blanc lovers, no matter which region you’re usually after.$57.00
Pullus, Halozan (1L)
Pullus, Halozan (1L) Stajerska, Slovenia 2022 Riesling, Chardonnay, Furmint, Pinot Blanc$58.00
Cora, Pinot Grigio, Terre d'Abruzzo - Magnum Bottle
100% Pinot grigio from the motherland. Clean and crushable. Crisp citrus fruit and almond flowers. A glass of this with the "calamari peppers" is what Nonna always wanted. *Magnum alert* that's 2 bottle worth of wine. Perfect for big groups or we'll cap it and you can take the rest home!$80.00Cora Cerasuolo d'Abruzzo Rose
Cora Cerasuolo d'Abruzzo Rose 100% Montepulciano Watermelon rind, lemon zest, and juicy cherry / the patio pounder rose we'll be crushing all season What are we eating with it? Nonna's Vodka Pie$48.00“Cosmic”, Les Lunes
“Cosmic”, Les Lunes, CA 2025 Merlot, Zinfandel, Petit Sirah, Sauvignon Blanc - chilled (mostly) red blend sending juicy berries, spice, and just weird enough to keep it fun.$59.00
Family Meal, Common Wealth Crush
Family Meal Common Wealth Crush Waynesboro, VA 2023 Blaugränkisch, Chenin Blanc, Sauvignon Blanc, Cayuga White Red and white conferment that mediates the fight between “should we get aa light red or dark rose?” Served chilled, we argue that it can pair with just about anything on our menu.$66.00
Dos Idiots, Lightwell Survey
Lightwell Survey Dos iDIoTs Shenandoah Valley, VA 2022 Cab Franc, Petit Manseng A word from the producer: “Looks like a baby, I dunno what that means, but it looks lean – But its not. The coferm is magic made in nirvana my friends. This an elegant, lush and generous red. The fruits are ripe and the edges are not edges at all – they are soft and supple. Yummo.”$68.00
Unlitro, Roccatederighi Toscana, Ampeleia - 1L Bottle
Toscana Rosso - alicante nero, mourvedre, sangiovese, alicante bouschet blend. Medium tannins with dark berries, balsamic, and spices on the palate. Nonna's slamming this with vodka pasta and brussels and not apologizing to anyone. *1 Liter bottle - the more the messier.$70.00
All hours
| Sunday | Closed |
| Monday | 11:30 am - 8:45 pm |
| Tuesday | 11:30 am - 8:45 pm |
| Wednesday | 11:30 am - 8:45 pm |
| Thursday | 11:30 am - 8:45 pm |
| Friday | 11:30 am - 8:45 pm |
| Saturday | 11:30 am - 8:45 pm |
Restaurant info
Good pizza. Good vibes. Good dog.
Location
1 Dupont Circle NW, Suite 115B, Washington, DC 20036






