Cranky Carrot Café 1231 W 11th St Houston Heights

Carrot, Orange, Green Apple, Ginger, Turmeric & Chia Seeds

Pineapple, Green Apple, Green Grape, Ginger, Lemon, Blue Spirulina & Alkaline Water

Orange, Turmeric, Black Pepper

Lemon, Apple, Apple Cider Vinegar, Celtic Sea Salt, Butterfly Pea Powder, Alkaline Water

Watermelon, Pineapple, Kiwi, Lemon & Alkaline Water

Lemon, Ginger, Apple, Coconut Activated Charcoal, Cayenne Pepper & Alkaline Water

Pineapple, Ginger, Turmeric, Lemon, Coconut Water & Cayenne Pepper

Grass-fed, pasture raised Mill-King whole milk, pineapple, mango, coconut, hemp seeds and Promix vanilla whey protein.

Choice of milk, banana, strawberry, acai, local raw honey, blueberry, Epic Protein Pro-Collagen

Choice of milk, dates, banana, almond butter, blueberry, spinach, cacao nibs, Lion's Mane mushroom

Choice of milk, dates, banana, almond butter, Three Keys Coffee, cacao nibs, adaptogenic mushrooms

Papaya, mango, coconut, blue spirulina, ginger, house-made seamoss gel, lime, house-made coconut whip swirl

Cold-pressed beet, carrot, ginger, apple and lemon juice blended with coconut, mango, blueberry, strawberry, house-made coconut whip swirl.

Choice of milk, banana, strawberry, dates, coconut cream, chia seeds, hemp seeds, flax seeds, maca root

Choice of milk, banana, strawberry, dragon fruit, mango, grass-fed strawberry whey isolate, cold-pressed pineapple juice Elevate It: Ginger, hemp seeds, blue spirulina, coconut whip

Pineapple, banana, mango, spinach, kale, coconut, coconut water, moringa leaf

A gut-reparative blend crafted by our functional nutritionist The Holistic Latina - house-made chia seed pudding, house-made coconut whip, pitaya, coconut water, papaya, strawberry, mango and grass-fed collagen peptides.

Choice of milk, pineapple, banana, mango, spinach, kale, coconut, moringa leaf, mindful matcha epic protein, organic Greek yogurt swirl

Blended acai, banana, strawberry & choice of milk topped with local honey, cacao nibs, brownie cereal, blueberries and strawberries.

Blended acai, banana, strawberry and & choice of milk topped with coconut oil, local honey, brownie cereal, hemp seeds, house-made coconut whip, coconut shreds and local bee pollen.

Blended acai, banana, strawberry & choice of milk topped with honey, house-made granola chia seed pudding parfait, mango, strawberry and coconut shreds.

WEPA coffee, mill-king grass-fed pasture-raised whole milk, and house-made vanilla syrup topped with house-made dulce de leche foam

WEPA Coffee, house-made puerto rican coquito, mill king grass-fed pasture-raised whole milk, house-made vanilla syrup and coconut syrup served over ice and topped with vanilla cinnamon cold foam.

WEPA coffee, mill-king grass-fed pasture-raised whole milk, and house-made vanilla syrup topped with Promix vanilla whey protein cold foam

WEPA Coffee, mill-king grass-fed pasture-raised, house-made vanilla and guava syrup topped with guava cold foam and dragon fruit powder

Three Keys Coffee single origin Colombia dark roast cold brewed, served over ice topped with our house-made guava cold foam and dragon fruit powder Roasted in Houston!

Three Keys Coffee single origin Brazil Blue Nova dark roast cold brewed and served over ice. Roasted in Houston!

WEPA espresso with four parts steamed milk

WEPA espresso with four parts steamed whole milk, house-made coconut and vanilla syrup topped with guava cold foam and dragon fruit powder

WEPA espresso with four parts steamed whole milk, house-made vanilla syrup topped with dulce de leche cold foam

WEPA quad espresso whipped with cane sugar and served with shot cups - perfect for sharing

WEPA espresso with equal parts steamed milk

WEPA espresso

Single-origin matcha, Mill-King grass-fed & pasture-raised whole milk, house-made Puerto Rican coquito, house-made vanilla syrup and coconut syrup served over ice, topped with coconut shreds

Single-origin matcha, Mill-King grass-fed & pasture-raised whole milk, house-made coconut milk, house-made coconut syrup topped with coconut cold foam and served over ice

Single-origin matcha, Mill-King grass-fed & pasture-raised whole milk, house-made coconut milk, house-made pineapple syrup topped with coconut cold foam

Single-origin matcha, Mill-King grass-fed & pasture-raised whole milk, house-made guava and vanilla syrup topped with coconut guava cold foam and dragon fruit powder

Single-origin matcha, Mill-King grass-fed & pasture-raised whole milk, house-made vanilla syrup topped with Promix Whey Vanilla Protein cold foam and served over ice

Coconut water topped with matcha coconut cold foam served over ice

House-made banana and buckwheat waffles made with vanilla pea protein and almond butter. Get it Sweet: topped with maple syrup, berries, chia seeds, cacao nibs, coconut cream, coconut shreds and local bee pollen. Get it Savory: topped with maple syrup, two pasture-raised eggs, cherry tomatoes, everything bagel seasoning and sriracha.

Pasture-raised eggs, cottage cheese, raw cheddar cheddar, pasture-raised bacon and chopped spinach folded over in a flour tortilla and served with house buffalo or cilantro jalapeno sauce.

Soft-scrambled pasture-raised eggs with cottage cheese, raw cheddar cheese, pasture-raised bacon, chopped spinach and berry jalapeno jam on a house-made sourdough English muffin

House-made English muffin, local raw butter, pasture-raised fried egg, raw cheddar, your choice between breakfast chicken sausage or pasture-raised bacon, topped with microgreens and hot honey

Local, pasture-raised eggs, cottage cheese, cheddar, spinach, tomatoes, avocado and local, pasture-raised bacon wrapped in a flour tortilla and served with a side of house-made buffalo sauce.

Local seeded sourdough topped with toum, avo, cherry tomatoes, feta cheese, local microgreens, pickled red onions, everything bagel seasoning, and drizzled with sriracha or balsamic glaze

Local seeded sourdough topped with caramelized onion probiotic cream cheese, avocado, pasture-raised bacon, roasted cherry tomatoes & kale, pumpkin seeds, hot honey, everything bagel seasoning, microgreens

House-made sourdough English muffins topped with tomato sauce, melted mozzarella cheese and cottage cheese, crispy prosciutto, microgreens and a drizzle of hot honey.

Chia seed pudding, granola, honey, strawberries, blueberries, cacao nibs, coconut shreds & bee pollen

Organic plain Greek yogurt topped with cacao nibs, house-made granola, two fruit of your choice, local honey, coconut shreds and local bee pollen.

Made in Houston

16 oz Richard's Rainwater

32 oz jar of our house-made bone broth made from grass-fed, local beef bones simmered with adobo, ginger, turmeric, garlic, bay leaf, carrots, celery, onion, oregano, lemon and Himalayan salt.

8 oz cup of our house-made bone broth made from grass-fed, local beef bones simmered with adobo, ginger, turmeric, garlic, bay leaf, carrots, celery, onion, oregano, lemon and Himalayan salt.

32 oz jar of fresh beef tallow rendered from local, pasture-raised beef and bison bones.

Made in Houston

Made in Houston

Made in Houston

'El Original' 100% Puerto Rican Arabica | Whole Bean from Rincon, Puerto Rico

Whole Bean | Medium to Dark Roast | Roasted in Houston

Sunset: Cabbage, Carrots, Turmeric, Cumin Seeds, Sea Salt Red Coral: Cabbage, Carrots, Beets, Sea Salt Endless Summer: Cabbage, Carrots, Sea Salt Caribbean Heat: Cabbage, Jalapeno Pepper, Sea Salt