Featured Items

FERNSIDE BURGER
Two Smashed Patties. American Cheese. Fern Sauce. Shredded Lettuce. Fresh Onion. Pickle. Brioche bun.$17.00
CHICKEN WINGS
Choice of House Buffalo, Lemon Pepper or Sweet & Sour Heat. Served with house blue cheese, ranch or miso ranch, carrots & celery.$13.00
DIET FERNSIDE BURGER
Same great Fernside flavor with just half the patties! So one. There's one patty. It's a single burger.$15.00
FOOD
BETWEEN BREAD

FERNSIDE BURGER
Two Smashed Patties. American Cheese. Fern Sauce. Shredded Lettuce. Fresh Onion. Pickle. Brioche bun.$17.00
DIET FERNSIDE BURGER
Same great Fernside flavor with just half the patties! So one. There's one patty. It's a single burger.$15.00
VEGAN BURGER
Black Bean Patty, Guacamole. Pico de Gallo, Jalapeno, Crispy Shallots, & Shredded Lettuce. Served on a Kaiser Roll!$16.00PORTABELLO SANDO
Grilled Portabello, Pepita Romesco, Chimichurri, Crispy Shallots, Arugula, Ciabatta. VEGAN$18.00
FRIED CHICKEN SANDO
Fried Chicken Breast. B&B Pickles. Grilled Jalapeno. Creamy Slaw. Lemon Aioli. Potato Bun.$17.00
"Buffalo" CHICKEN SANDO
Fried Chicken Breast coated in Buffalo Sauce. Blue Cheese Dressing. Shredded Lettuce. Onion. Brioche Bun.$17.00
"Fancy" GRILLED CHEESE
Gruyere Cheese. Caramelized Onions. Arugula. Levain Bread$15.00
NOT A PHILLY CHEESESTEAK
The Fresh Prince of Cheesesteaks. Rooted in Philly but definitely a West Coast thing. Ribeye. Provolone. Caramelized Onions. Bell Peppers. Citrus Jalapeno Aioli.$18.00MUFFALETTA
$16.00MEATBALL SUB
$17.00
BREAKFAST SANDO
Over-Easy Egg. Bacon. American Cheese. Fried Shallots. Sriracha aioli. Hashbrown Cakes. Cheese Sauce. Who doesn't like Breakfast for Dinner?!$13.00KIDS Burger
This burger is for kids under 12. If you're an adult and you order this for yourself, you're a child. Served plain as day (meat, cheese, bun), but you have the option to add stuff. Comes with fries.$12.00KIDS Grilled Cheese
This grilled cheese is for kids under 12. If you're an adult and you order this for yourself, you're a child. American cheese and toasted sourdough. Served with fries.$10.00
SNACKS
SHARES

CHICKEN WINGS
Choice of House Buffalo, Lemon Pepper or Sweet & Sour Heat. Served with house blue cheese, ranch or miso ranch, carrots & celery.$13.00
CRUSTY CAULIFLOWER
Lightly Beer-Battered Fried Cauliflower. Vegan Buffalo Sauce. Carrots & Celery.$11.00
PARTY BURGERS!
We don't slide... we party. Meat. American Cheese. Pickles. Fern Sauce. Hawaiian Roll.$10.00
NACHO FRIES
Waffle Wries. Nacho Cheese. Bacon. Salsa Fresca. Avocado Smash. Pickled Red Onion.$14.00
PLATES
SALADS
SIDES & ADDS
SIDE WAFFLE FRIES
$7.50SIDE HASHBROWNS
$6.00SIDE SALAD
$6.00SIDE OF AVOCADO
$4.00SIDE FRIED EGG
$4.00SIDE OF BROWN SUGAR BACON
$4.00SIDE BURGER PATTY
3-4oz all beef patty. Your dog's favorite human treat!$6.00SIDE VEGAN PATTY
Housemade beet and chickpea patty. Your vegan dog's favorite vegan treat.$6.00SIDE GRILLED CHICKEN
$6.00SIDE FRIED CHICKEN
$6.00SIDE GRILLED SHRIMP
$6.00
SAUCES
All sauces are portioned at a healthy 3.25oz. Figure your run of the mill Hidden Valley is 4 bucks for 24oz. Buy 8 sides from us and you're still saving money. Look at you, big saver!
Side of RANCH
$0.50Side of BLUE CHZ
$0.50Side of HOUSE BUFFALO
$0.75Side of BUFFALO (V)
$0.50Side of FERN SAUCE
$0.50Side of MISO RANCH
$0.75Side of BBQ
$0.50Side of NACHO CHEEZE
$0.75Side of SRIRACHA AIOLI
$0.75Side of LEMON AIOLI
$0.75Side of JALAPENO CITRUS AIOLI
$0.75Side of MUSTARD
$0.25Side of MAYO
$0.25Side of SOUR CREAM
$0.75Side of KETCHUP

GIANT FERN SAUCE
8oz portion of our Classic Fern Sauce. Goes Great on...EVERYTHING!!!$5.00
COCKTAILS
MENU COCKTAILS
JAMBA-WAMBAS SLUSHEE!!!
$13.00SANDI BOTTOMS SLUSHEE!!
$12.00IN DA CLURB SLUSHEE
$13.00APEROL SPRITZ
$12.00CODE RED
$12.00DAY TIME DISCO
$14.00ESPRESSO MARTINI
1.5 oz vodka 1 oz espresso concentrate .5oz House Coffee Liqueur .25 oz 1:1 simple$14.00GOLD RUSH
2oz Bourbon, .75oz Lemon, .75oz Honey$12.00
GIN & TONIC
Fords Gin. Elderflower. Becherovka. Tonic.Bottled at 8oz.$12.00PITCHER OF G&T
$20.00
MARGARITA
Tequila. Lime. Sugar. If only life were so simple.$12.00MARGARITA - Spicy
$12.00MARGARITA - Mezcal
$12.00MARGARITA - Mezcal Spicy
$12.00MIDNIGHT PRETENDERS
Whisky Highball situation. Japanese Whiskey. Bitter Bianco. Coconut. Pandan. Soda.$14.00
MOJITO
White Rum. Lime. Mint. Sugar. Like you're on a beach somewhere tropical. Like other than San Diego.$12.00
MOSCOW MULE
Vodka. Lime. Ginger. Bitters. Minus the copper mug, which is really just a gimmick anyways.$12.00NEGRONI
1oz Gin, 1oz Campari, 1oz Sweet Vermouth$14.00
PALOMA
Jalapeño Infused Tequila. El Silencio Mezcal. Grapefruit. Lime. Squirt.Bottled at 8oz.$12.00MIND ERASER
$9.00GREEN TEA SHOT
Irish Whiskey, Peach Liqueur, Lemon... literally no green tea$9.00FERNBALLZ
OUT OF STOCK$8.00
BOOZE TO-GO
SPIRITS BOTTLESHOP

BTL BARDSTOWN "Laubade" 107pf
Technically "Chateau De Laubade", this blended bourbon of 10 and 12 year bourbons is finished in Armagnac Casks. This whiskey has a great spice and a subtle sweetness that drinks really nice. Limited amount, so get it while you can.$149.00
BTL BOOKER'S "2023-02" - 125.5pf
The second release of Booker bourbon 2023 collection is bookers Batch 2023–02 “Apprentice Batch”. Dispatch pays homage to the early days of my dad. Booker knows career – far before he was a sixth generation, master distiller – when he first learned the art of making bourbon under the guidance of his cousin Carl Beam.$100.00
BTL CREAM OF KENTUCKY "7.5yr Single Barrel Rye" - 100pf
7.5 Year Single Barrel Rye. Hard to find, but it’s “Double Rich”$110.00BTL EAGLE RARE
$99.00
BTL MICHTER'S AMERICAN WHISKEY - 83.4pf
Unlike Bourbon or Rye which must use new charred oak barrels, this whiskey is aged in whiskey soaked barrels and it is delicious. It was off the market for 3+ years, but is back now and better than ever.OUT OF STOCK$48.00
BTL MICHTER'S STRAIGHT RYE - 84.4pf
Amazing Single Barrel Rye bottled at 84.8 proof.OUT OF STOCK$48.00BTL RARE BREED RYE - 112.2 pf
$69.00
BTL SMOKE WAGON SMALL BATCH - 100pf
Great product at a killer price! Limited supply, so get it while you can.$60.00
BTL FREY RANCH BOURBON - 90pf
Delicious 4-grain bourbon that is 100% grain to glass from a farm in Nevada.$40.00BTL WILLETT 4yr RYE - 107.4pf
$99.00BTL EH TAYLOR SMALL BATCH
$99.00BTL EH TAYLOR STRAIGHT RYE
$129.00BTL WELLER 12YR 1 LITER
$199.00BTL RARE CHARACTER EXCEPTIONAL SERIES EM9-43 133.6 proof
$149.00
BTL TEQUILA OCHO "Widow Jane Barrel - Reposado"
Aged 8 weeks and 8 days in ex-Widow Jane bourbon barrels. Only 1000 6-pack cases were released from this single estate so it's a very limited release.$80.00
BTL FOUR SQUARE 2010 RUM - 120pf
Barbados rum aged in ex-Bourbon casks for 12 years.$95.00BTL HAMILTON RUM - 86pf
$23.00BTL JELINEK FERNET - 76pf
$24.99BTL BLANTONS
$99.00
WINE BOTTLESHOP

SAUVIGNON BLANC - ONO (France)
Classic low intervention Sauvignon Blanc from the famed Loire region in France. Great food wine and a total patio pounder.$28.00
VINO BLANCO - Kiki & Juan (Spain)
It's light and crispy. The official patio pounder. We recommend buying 2 bottles. Just get it and don't look back.$28.00PROSECCO - Catina Colli Euganei (Italy)
$21.00
ORANGE - Love You Bunches (Santa Barbara)
Flavonius Orange Wine. Lisbon, Portugal. Funky and fun skin contact wine. Bright floral and citrus.$28.00
ROSÉ - Elk Cove (Willamette Valley)
Good food friendly rose with loads of raspberry and vanilla.$24.00PINOT NOIR - Folktale (Santa Lucia Highlands)
$31.00
GROWLERS
VESSEL INCLUDED IN PRICE.
Watermelon Razz - Juneshine GRWLR
$18.00Pfriem Pilsner - Gamer Style GRWLR
$18.00Labatt Blue - Labatt Blue GRWLR
$18.00Tora Rice Lager - Fall GRWLR
American Light Lager - 4.0%$17.00Barrio Lager - Thorn Street GRWLR
Mexican Style Lager - 4.5%$18.00Madewest Pale Ale - Madewest GRWLR
Pale Ale 5.4%$18.00Hefeweizen - Paulaner GRWLR
$18.00
Cali Day IPA - Tarantula Hill GRWLR
American IPA - 6.2%$18.00
Pupil - Societe Brewing GRWLR
American IPA (7.5%)$18.00Robot Panda Hazy IPA - HUB GRWLR
$18.00
Guinness GRWLR
Irish Dry Stout (4.2%)$18.00
TOGO COCKTAILS
SPLASH ZONE SLUSHEE
$13.00JAMBA - WAMBAS SLUSHEE!!!
$13.00SANDI BOTTOMS SLUSHEE!!!
$12.00CODE RED
$12.00ESPRESSO MARTINI
1.5 oz vodka 1 oz espresso concentrate .5oz House Coffee Liqueur .25 oz 1:1 simple$14.00GOLD RUSH
2oz Bourbon, .75oz Lemon, .75oz Honey$12.00
GIN & TONIC
Fords Gin. Elderflower. Becherovka. Tonic.Bottled at 8oz.$12.00
MARGARITA
Tequila. Lime. Sugar. If only life were so simple.$12.00MARGARITA - Spicy
$12.00MARGARITA - Mezcal
$12.00MARGARITA - Mezcal Spicy
$12.00
MOJITO
White Rum. Lime. Mint. Sugar. Like you're on a beach somewhere tropical. Like other than San Diego.$12.00
MOSCOW MULE
Vodka. Lime. Ginger. Bitters. Minus the copper mug, which is really just a gimmick anyways.$12.00NEGRONI
1oz Gin, 1oz Campari, 1oz Sweet Vermouth$14.00
All hours
| Sunday | 12:00 pm - 9:30 pm |
| Monday | 4:00 pm - 9:30 pm |
| Tuesday | 4:00 pm - 9:30 pm |
| Wednesday | 4:00 pm - 9:30 pm |
| Thursday | 4:00 pm - 9:30 pm |
| Friday | 3:00 pm - 9:30 pm |
| Saturday | 12:00 pm - 9:30 pm |
Restaurant info
Bringing back the ol' razzle dazzle!
Location
1946 Fern Street, San Diego, CA 92102




