Mean Menu
Sandwiches

The MEAN
Corned Beef Brisket braised tender & cut thick then griddled to order & topped with our shop-made mean yellow mustard, our pickled red cabbage & fresh picked mint on a butter griddled challah bun. A delicious "plot-twist" to your typical corned beef sandwich. **Single order of Salt-n-Pepa Skins & Ins included. Upgrades Available below.$20.00
WTK? A fried Chicken Po'boy
Chicken thighs buttermilk brined, dry dredged then deep fried & stuffed into a Banh Mi bun and dressed with our spicy Calabrian chili relish & topped with our shop-made pickles & HOT Lemon-Pepper mayo with shredded lettuce! **Single order of Salt-n-Pepa Skins & Ins included. Upgrades Available below.$20.00
The DAMburger-Always a Double
Two 1/4 pound Dry Aged Meatballs smashed flat & topped with American Cheese, our MEAN yellow mustard, our pickles, raw white onion & mayo on a butter griddled challah bun! **Single order of Salt-n-Pepa Skins & Ins included. Upgrades Available below.$22.00
The Single D.A.M
One 1/4 pound Dry Aged Meatball smashed flat & topped with American Cheese, our MEAN yellow mustard, our pickles, raw white onion & mayo on a butter griddled challah bun! **Single order of Salt-n-Pepa Skins & Ins included. Upgrades Available below.$17.00
Midnight at the Oasis
Our shop-made falafel, fried crispy & topped with harissa beets, lettuce & our own hummus, pickles & white sauce on a butter griddled challah bun! (Need it Dairy Free? Just ask, we'll sub tahini for our white sauce and griddle the bun in oil vs. butter.) **Single order of Salt-n-Pepa Skins & Ins included. Upgrades Available below.$18.00
The HAMA HAMA! A Northwes Oyster Po'Boy
Oysters dredged in cornmeal & deep fried then packed into a spicy remoulade drenched Banh Mi bun and topped with cool lemon-pepper Mayo dressed shredded lettuce **Single order of Salt-n-Pepa Skins & Ins included. Upgrades Available below.$22.00
The FISH
Spanish sardines wedged between fried lemons, cilantro. lettuce & our pickled celery root & Jalapeno slaw on a butter griddled challah bun with our Shop-Made Mean Yellow Mustard & COOL Lemon-Pepper mayo! **Single order of Salt-n-Pepa Skins & Ins included. Upgrades Available below.$22.00
The Jersey Sub
Shop-sliced Salami, Capicola, Mortadella & Provolone wrapped tight in a redwine-vinny soaked Banh Mi roll with Red Onion, Tomato, Salt, pepper, oregano & dressed shredded lettuce! **Single order of Salt-n-Pepa Skins & Ins included. Upgrades Available below.$20.00
MEAN Breakfast Slamwich
Shop Made Skins and Ins Potato Puck, Thick Cut Applewood Bacon, Fried Egg, Provolone, Buffalo Style Mayo, Spicy Remoulade, Gochugaru, and Scallions, all kept safe and sound on a Challah Bun. DOES NOT INCLUDE SKINS-N-INS$20.00
Kids Grilled Cheese
Simple. Two slices of buttered white bread griddled with melted provolove and swiss.$7.00
Sides

Salt-n-Peppa Skins-FULL Order
Full order of our renowned Salt-n-Pepa skins. Potatoes baked, cooled, then cut in half with the centers scooped out, quartered and deep fried to a crispy deliciousness. Kosher Sea Salt and Shop Ground Fresh Black Pepper added.$7.00
Buffalo Style Skins- FULL Order
Full order of our Salt-n-Pepa Skins smothered in our Buffalo Mayo made with Frank's Buffalo hot sauce with fresh cut scallions.$9.00
Fully Loaded Skins-FULL Order
Full order of our Salt-n-Pepa skins with our shop-made white sauce, shop-made toasted spice mix, thick cut smoked bacon bits, pecorino cheese and fresh cut scallions.$10.00
Dipping Sauces
HEINZ Ketchup
HEINZ Yellow
White Sauce
Our most popular dipping sauce made with vinegar, mayo, and sour cream to give you a tangy, creamy sauce that is great on everything!$1.00Lemon-Pepa Mayo
We combine the lemon juice, lemon zest and our premium freshly ground black peppercorns with Hellmann's Mayo to make this delicious condiment. Try it on anything!$1.00Frank's Redhot
Frank's RedHot Original Cayenne Pepper Sauce is made with a premium blend of aged cayenne peppers to add a kick of heat and whole lot of flavor to your favorite foods. Put that $#!T on everything!$1.00Buffalo Style Mayo
Frank's RedHot, Hellmann's Mayo and some love! Great on anything!$1.25Calabrian Chili Mayo
The Calabrian chili is a versatile Italian pepper with a rich red color, fruity flavor and a nice level of heat for spicy food lovers. Our relish mayo is made with pickled red onions, pickled red bell peppers and chopped red Italian Calabrian Chili peppers and Hellmann's Mayo! This chili relish mayo is simply amazing IMO!$1.25Hot Lemon Pepper Mayo
A HOT version of our beloved Lemon Pepper Mayo! We combine the lemon juice, lemon zest and our premium freshly ground black peppercorns with Hellmann's Mayo and a secret blend of peppers and spices to make this deliciously spicy condiment with a capital HOT!$1.25Spicy Remoulade
Remoulade (pronounced reh-moo-lahd) is a classic mayonnaise-based sauce, which originated in France. Louisiana was the U.S. state that made it popular, though, and you won't find many food joints (if any) around Louisiana that don't serve their version with some deep-fried battered seafood. Our version utilizes Mustard, Mayo, pickled jalapeños, pickled onions, horseradish and some secrets we're not inclined to reveal. :-) But honestly, I dip EVERYTHING in this sauce!$1.25Pecorino Dressing
Creamy "Cacio e Pepe" dressing ( Pecorino Cheese & Fresh Ground Pepper) think Creamy Parmesan dressing and add MORE FLAVOR!$2.00Tahini
$2.50Jalepeno Ranch
Pickled and Fresh Jalapeno's combine with Ranch Dressing to make a slightly spicy, super savory dipping sauce!$1.25
Sodas
All hours
| Sunday | 11:00 am - 7:45 pm |
| Monday | 9:00 am - 8:45 pm |
| Tuesday | 9:00 am - 8:45 pm |
| Wednesday | 9:00 am - 8:45 pm |
| Thursday | 9:00 am - 8:45 pm |
| Friday | 9:00 am - 9:00 pm |
| Saturday | 11:00 am - 8:45 pm |
Restaurant info
Come in and enjoy!
Location
500 Bellevue WAY NE, Bellevue, WA 98005









