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    Hank & Artie's

    American
    Open now12PM - 8PM
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    Make It A Box!
    Hank & Artie's

    Featured Items

    • Fresh Cut Fries

      fresh cut potatoes fried in beef tallow - can be made vegetarian (peanut oil) always gluten free
      $7.00+
    • The Artie

      artie sauce • sweet pickles • american - make it a meal with our hand cut fries!
      $15.00
    • The Royale With Cheese

      griddled onions, duke's mayo, american cheese, seared hudson valley foie gras, applewood smoked bacon
      $25.00

    Make It A Box!

    • The Hank Box

      onion • mustard • sour pickles • american on a toasted shokupan bun with a side of our fresh cut beef fat fries!
      $20.00+
    • The Artie Box

      artie sauce • sweet pickles • american on a toasted shokupan bun with a side of our fresh cut beef fat fries!
      $20.00+
    • The Argenta Box

      spent grain mustard • jalapenos • american on a toasted shokupan bun with a side of our fresh cut beef fat fries!
      $20.00+
    • The Bayside Box

      garlic & parsley aioli • roasted oyster mushrooms • swiss on a toasted shokupan bun with a small side of our fresh cut beef fat fries!
      $20.00+
    • The BLT Burger Box

      bacon • lettuce • tomato • american on a toasted shokupan bun with a side of our fresh cut beef fat fries!
      $20.00+
    • The Royale With Cheese Box

      griddled onions, applewood smoked bacon, seared hudson valley foie gras, duke's mayo, american cheese served with a side of our fresh cut fries and a 1/2 icebox pickle!
      $30.00+

    Hank & Artie's

    BURGERS

    • The Hank

      onion • mustard • sour pickles • american - make it a meal with our hand cut fries!
      $15.00
    • The Argenta

      spent grain mustard • griddled onions • jalapeños • american - make it a meal with our hand cut fries!
      $15.00
    • The Artie

      artie sauce • sweet pickles • american - make it a meal with our hand cut fries!
      $15.00
    • The Bayside Swiss

      garlic & parsley aioli • roasted oyster mushrooms • swiss - make it a meal by adding our hand cut beef fat fries!
      $15.00
    • The BLT Burger

      bacon • lettuce • tomato • duke's mayo • american on a toasted shokupan bun. make it a meal with a side of our fresh cut beef fat fries!
      $15.00
    • The Royale With Cheese

      griddled onions, duke's mayo, american cheese, seared hudson valley foie gras, applewood smoked bacon
      $25.00

    SIDES

    • Fresh Cut Fries

      fresh cut potatoes fried in beef tallow - can be made vegetarian (peanut oil) always gluten free
      $7.00+
    • Chopped Salad

      lettuce • red onion • cucumber • peperoncino peppers • feta
      $7.00+
    • The Icebox Pickle

      trailer made!
      $3.00
    • Elote Fries

      heen (portland made tajin) • cotija • chipotle crema • fresh maine corn • jalapeno • red onions
      $13.00

    KIDS MEALS

    • Kids Grilled Cheese Meal

      Shokupan, Butter, Cheese
      $10.00
    • Kids Hamburger Meal

      Ketchup, Pickles, Pastured Beef
      $12.00
    • Kids Cheeseburger Meal

      Ketchup, Pickles, Cheese, Pastured Beef
      $13.00

    SWEETS

    • Sky Bar

      $5.00
    • The Fluffernutter Cookie

      salty peanuts, freshly milled peanut butter, marshmallows - freshly baked to order
      $3.00
    • Soda Float

      vanilla ice cream, and either Coke or Root Beer!
      $5.00
    • Ice Cream - Hoodsie Cups By Stone Fox Creamery

      $6.00

    MERCHANDISE

    • Hank Burger Sticker

      $2.50
    • Let’s Smash Sweatshirt

      $50.00+
    • Hank & Artie's Beanie

      Keep your top bun nice and warm
      $17.00
    • Tank Top - Wet Hot American Burgers

      $25.00+

    DRINKS

    • Mexican Coca Cola

      $3.00
    • Root Beer

      $3.00
    • Saratoga Sparkling Water

      $3.00

    BURGER KIT

    • H&A Burger Kit

      1# of pastured ground beef, 4 buns, cheese, pickles, S&P and a four pack of Argenta Generic American Lager. Everything you need for a burger experience at home, the beach, the campsite, or the boat. LIMITED NUMBER AVAILABLE
      $80.00

    DOGS

    • Pastured Beef Patty - Well Done

      $4.00
    • Water Bowl


    All hours
    Sunday12:00 pm - 8:00 pm
    Monday12:00 pm - 8:00 pm
    TuesdayClosed
    WednesdayClosed
    Thursday12:00 pm - 8:00 pm
    Friday12:00 pm - 8:00 pm
    Saturday12:00 pm - 8:00 pm
    Restaurant info

    FRESH - MAINE - FAST

    Location

    82 Hanover Street, 6, Portland, ME 04101

    Directions

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    Boston, MA 02210

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