The Angry Elephant *College Station

"Take the frito pie we credited to Al Gore & make it into a dog... Awesome!" An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with cheddar cheese sauce, our homemade chili, Fritos, diced onion & pickled jalapenos

"Take the frito pie we credited to Al Gore & make it into a dog... Awesome!" An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with cheddar cheese sauce, our homemade chili, Fritos, diced onion & pickled jalapenos

"Some claim the war of American independence was won by brave patriots on the battlefield. Others say by the pens of the great statesman of the Continental Congress. No friends, the war was won by the Philadelphia cheesesteak."- Benjamin Franklin An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with philly steak, onions, peppers, & house made green chili queso

"Some claim the war of American independence was won by brave patriots on the battlefield. Others say by the pens of the great statesman of the Continental Congress. No friends, the war was won by the Philadelphia cheesesteak."- Benjamin Franklin An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with philly steak, onions, peppers, & house made green chili queso

"While it's 100% made in the USA, we are going to call it Mexican anyway." An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with bacon slices, cheddar cheese sauce, avocado, pico de gallo, & jalapenos

"While it's 100% made in the USA, we are going to call it Mexican anyway." An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with bacon slices, cheddar cheese sauce, avocado, pico de gallo, & jalapenos

"Often considered the 'Hot Dog President', but not necessarily because of his food choices... Be careful with this messy dog, or much like President Clinton, you might end up with it in your lap!" An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with cheddar cheese, & our homemade chili

"Often considered the 'Hot Dog President', but not necessarily because of his food choices... Be careful with this messy dog, or much like President Clinton, you might end up with it in your lap!" An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with cheddar cheese, & our homemade chili

"Roosevelt was the first to serve hot dogs at the white house while hosting King George VI & Queen Elizabeth of England 1939..." An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with ketchup, yellow mustard, sweet pickle relish, diced onions, & a dill pickle spear

"Roosevelt was the first to serve hot dogs at the white house while hosting King George VI & Queen Elizabeth of England 1939..." An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with ketchup, yellow mustard, sweet pickle relish, diced onions, & a dill pickle spear

"Dubya was a big fan of the BLT. He often requested the sandwich for lunch. We think if he tasted our BLT hot dog, he might say... Don't misunderestimate it!" An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with bacon slices, lettuce, tomato, and mayo

"Dubya was a big fan of the BLT. He often requested the sandwich for lunch. We think if he tasted our BLT hot dog, he might say... Don't misunderestimate it!" An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with bacon slices, lettuce, tomato, and mayo

"If China is really taking over, we want to welcome them properly." An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, tempura battered and fried, topped with bacon bits, peanut butter, and a raspberry chipotle sauce

"If China is really taking over, we want to welcome them properly." An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, tempura battered and fried, topped with bacon bits, peanut butter, and a raspberry chipotle sauce

"LBJ famously had several heart attacks... He blamed his first one, while senate majority leader, on the hot dog he had for lunch." An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with bacon slices, cheddar cheese sauce, our homemade chili, diced onion, & jalapenos

"LBJ famously had several heart attacks... He blamed his first one, while senate majority leader, on the hot dog he had for lunch." An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with bacon slices, cheddar cheese sauce, our homemade chili, diced onion, & jalapenos

"Quick! Name something interesting about Millard Fillmore! Exactly, but for those who liked it boring, enjoy!" Eisenberg gourmet beef frank served dry

"Quick! Name something interesting about Millard Fillmore! Exactly, but for those who liked it boring, enjoy!" Eisenberg gourmet beef frank served dry

"Rumor has it that President Obama's favorite food is a Chicago dog with a Fresca, also rumored is that he likes to eat all he can now.... & pay for it later." An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with yellow mustard, sweet pickle relish, diced onions, tomato wedges, dill spears, pickled banana peppers, & celery salt

"Rumor has it that President Obama's favorite food is a Chicago dog with a Fresca, also rumored is that he likes to eat all he can now.... & pay for it later." An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with yellow mustard, sweet pickle relish, diced onions, tomato wedges, dill spears, pickled banana peppers, & celery salt

"Three kinds of pig, in one little bun." An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with pulled pork, chorizo, bacon, Oaxaca cheese, & Cholula hot sauce

"Three kinds of pig, in one little bun." An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with pulled pork, chorizo, bacon, Oaxaca cheese, & Cholula hot sauce

A huge, 8" pretzel, served with beer cheese and dijon mustard

Large 12-inch tortilla grilled & filled with shredded jack, cheddar cheese & your choice of protein. Served with a side of sour cream & pico de gallo

White mushrooms, breaded and fried, served with our house chipotle ranch dipping sauce

Meat and cheese plate. Texas Wagyu sausage with pepper jack & cheddar cheese cubes and a side of spicy mustard

Goat cheese log drizzled with chipotle raspberry sauce served with pita bread and house potato chips

Your choice of our crispy house potato chips or tortilla chips, served with our homemade green chili queso

Crispy seasoned potato chips, topped with jalapenos, mushrooms, chorizo, cheddar cheese, queso, and sour cream

"Since no one is sure exactly who created the first frito pie, we decided to credit Al Gore... He certainly had to chow down on something while he was inventing the internet." Fritos topped with homemade house chili, cheese, jalapenos, sour cream & onions

Crispy dill pickle slices, coated in seasoned batter for a satisfying crunch, with a spicy kick. Served with ranch dipping sauce

Shrimp cocktail. Half dozen Texas gulf shrimp served with our house made mango cocktail sauce

Ten large wings, seasoned, fried & tossed in up to two of your favorite sauces. Served with carrots, celery & your choice of ranch or blue cheese dressing.

Ten bite sized boneless wings, fried and tossed in up to two of your favorite sauces. Served with carrots, celery & your choice of ranch or blue cheese dressing

Eight fried shrimp tossed in up to two of your favorite sauces, served with carrots, celery sticks, & choice of ranch or blue cheese dressing.

Fried bite size spicy cheese curds served with our house marinara sauce

Hand breaded tenderloin steak bites served with chipotle mayo

Served with chipotle mayo

Served with your choice of pita bread or carrots & celery in a cast iron skillet

Ten large wings, seasoned, fried & tossed in up to two of your favorite sauces. Served with carrots, celery & your choice of ranch or blue cheese dressing.

Double order of 12 bite sized boneless chicken wings, fried & tossed in your favorite sauce.

Double order of 8 fried shrimp tossed in your favorite sauce.

"So good you will be tweeting about it at 1am." A half pound Kobe beef patty topped with lettuce, tomato, onions, & our special sauce. Served on toasted challah buns

"If Chuck Norris was President, Isis would be WasWas." Half pound skinless chicken breast topped with our special sauce, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato & onions on toasted challah buns

"Take off the mask... and grab a napkin." A half pound Kobe beef patty topped with chili, cheese, and jalapenos. Served on your choice of toasted challah buns or Texas toast

"Our favorite President... our favorite burger." A half pound Kobe beef patty, grilled blackened shrimp, jalapenos, avocado, diced onion, blue cheese crumbles and chipotle mayo served on toasted challah buns

Pulled pork, mac & cheese sandwich. Our house made pulled pork, BBQ sauce, topped with mac-n-cheese. Served on Texas toast

Philly cheese steak. Tenderloin beef, onions, peppers, & our house made green chili queso served on Texas toast

Romaine lettuce tossed with our house spicy caesar dressing, topped with roasted corn & black bean salsa, herb marinated grape tomatoes, croutons, avocado slices & cilantro

Fresh chopped spring greens, herb marinated grape tomatoes, cucumbers, red onion, applewood bacon, cheddar & blue cheese. Served with our house red wine herb vinaigrette dressing

Quarter head of iceberg lettuce, blue cheese crumbles, applewood smoked bacon, herb marinated grape tomatoes, fresh ground pepper & blue cheese dressing

Crisp field greens, herb marinated grape tomatoes, red onions, cucumber slices, parmesan & crispy wontons tossed in a light Asian vinaigrette topped with sesame crusted ahi tuna & wasabi peas

Deep fried cheesecake, served with whipped cream & your choice of chocolate or strawberry syrup

Served with vanilla ice cream

Authentico Blanco Tequila, Grand Marnier, Jalapeños, Agave & Habanero Lime Juice

Aperol & Prosecco

Licor 43 & Espresso

Enchanted Rock Cucumber Vodka, Simple Syrup, Fresh Lime Juice, with a Chili Rim

Blue Ice Double Espresso & Cold Brew

Awayuki Strawberry Gin, Fresh Basil, Strawberries, & Zero Sugar Lemonade

Blue Note Bourbon, Fresh Lime Juice & Ginger Beer

Bosscal Joven Mezcal, Grand Marnier, Agave, & Fresh Lime Juice

Chicken Cock Bourbon, Choice of Rye or Regular, Angostura Bitters, Simple Syrup, Orange Zest

Makers Mark Bourbon, Angostura Bitters, Simple Syrup, Orange Zest

House infused Enchanted Rock Vodka, Habanero Lime Syrup, & Jalapeño Juice with a Chili Rim

Enchanted Rock Vodka, Fresh Mint, Strawberries, Fresh Lime Juice & Ginger Beer

Dirty Ketel One Martini on the Rocks, with Blue Cheese stuffed Olives

Drink Pouch

Drink Pouch

Drink Pouch

Enchanted Rock Vodka Infused with Pickle Juice & a Chili Rim

Peanut Butter, Bananas & Bacon Flavored Whiskey