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    Lazy Bones Pizza

    Pizza
    Closed4PM - 10PM
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    Featured Items

    • Roasted Brussel Sprouts

      Crispy roasted brussel sprouts and garlic, finished with toasted bread crumbs and balsamic reduction
      $9.00
    • Classic Cheese

      Red pizza with a blend of mozzarella and provolone
      $17.00
    • Margherita

      Red pizza fired before the cheese, finished with stracciatella and fresh basil
      $21.00

    Specials

    • Bianca Fiorita

      White pizza with caramelized onions, roasted red peppers, goat cheese, arugula and balsamic reduction!!
      $22.00

    Appetisers, Salads & Etc

    • Roasted Brussel Sprouts

      Crispy roasted brussel sprouts and garlic, finished with toasted bread crumbs and balsamic reduction
      $9.00
    • Hummus & Pita

      House hummus finished with sweet paprika flakes and extra virgin olive oil and served with a fresh baked pita
      $10.00
    • Kofta Kebab Panuozzo

      Spiced lamb and beef kofta kebab, pickled red onions, fresh herbs and romaine drizzled in house ranch and tahini, served in a panuozzo style sandwich. Served with chips!
      $16.00
    • Chicken Caesar Salad

      Radicchio and romaine, grilled chicken thighs, parmesan, crunchy croutons, cherry tomatoes, and our house Caesar dressing. Hold the knife in the back.
      $16.00
    • Caprese Salad

      Heirloom tomato slices, fresh basil and stracciatella served on a bed of arugula and dressed with a balsamic reduction
      $17.00
    • Ice Cream Sandwich

      Blue Bunny Big Ice Cream Sandwich. Free is you find one of our rocks and buy a pie!
      $4.00
    • Lactaid

      $0.50

    Pizzas

    • Classic Cheese

      Red pizza with a blend of mozzarella and provolone
      $17.00
    • Classic Pepperoni

      Red pizza with a blend of mozzarella and provolone, topped with cupped pepperoni
      $19.00
    • Margherita

      Red pizza fired before the cheese, finished with stracciatella and fresh basil
      $21.00
    • Sausage and Onion

      Red pizza with a blend of mozzarella and provolone, topped with crumbled house sausage, caramelized onions and pickled jalapenos
      $20.00
    • Figgy Stardust

      White pizza topped with fresh figs, creamy brie and crispy bacon, finished with balsamic reduction
      OUT OF STOCK
      $24.00
    • Truffle Shuffle

      Mozzarella and provolone topped with forest mushrooms and caramelized onions, finished with truffle oil
      $21.00
    • Obligate Carnivore

      Red pizza with a blend of mozzarella and provolone, topped with cupped pepperoni, crumbled house sausage, grilled chicken thighs and bacon
      $24.00
    • Tomato Pie

      *No Cheese* Red pizza topped with fresh garlic and bread crumbs, finished with extra virgin olive oil
      $16.00
    • Vegan Sausage & Mushroom

      *No Cheese* Red sauce topped with vegan sausage and forest mushrooms, finished with extra virgin olive oil and fresh basil
      $21.00

    Dipping Sauces (For the bones!)

    • Red Sauce

      Our signature pizza sauce - crushed tomatoes, fresh garlic, basil and salt. Chef's kiss.
      $1.00
    • Hot Honey

      Lazy Bones hot honey, made with our own house Sriracha and, well, honey. You know what this is.
      $1.00
    • House Ranch

      Our house ranch dressing, made with plenty of herbs and love.
      $1.50
    • House Sriracha

      $1.50

    Merch

    • T-Shirt - S

      $25.00
    • T-Shirt - M

      $25.00
    • T-Shirt - L

      OUT OF STOCK
      $25.00
    • T-Shirt - XL

      OUT OF STOCK
      $25.00
    • T-Shirt - 2XL

      $25.00

    All hours
    Sunday4:00 pm - 10:00 pm
    Monday5:00 pm - 10:00 pm
    Tuesday5:00 pm - 10:00 pm
    Wednesday5:00 pm - 10:00 pm
    Thursday5:00 pm - 10:00 pm
    Friday4:00 pm - 12:00 am
    Saturday2:00 pm - 12:00 am
    Restaurant info

    Just two DC-based brothers making really good pizza. There isn't a lot more to it.

    Location

    2801 8th Street Northeast, Washington, DC 20017

    Directions