Online Ordering
Starters

Scooby Snacks
Mini corn dogs served with Portlandia yellow mustard & ketchup. Zoinks!$15.00
Cheeseburger Slider Trio
Most Awesome French Onion seasoning, American cheese, Mystic 18 sauce, Hawaiian roll.$14.50
McMenamins Cajun Tots
Peppercorn ranch.$11.75
McMenamins Tater Tots
$11.25
McMenamins Fries
Mystic 18 sauce.$11.75
McMenamins Cajun Fries
$12.75
Voodoo Chicken Wings
1-lb of wings in our voodoo hot sauce with blue cheese dip & celery$21.00
El Rayo X Nachos
chile con queso, guacamole, cilantro sour cream, chipotle pico de gallo, jalapeno, onion & cilantro$17.50
Grateful Mayhem Loaded Hummus
feta, roasted garlic, sundried tomato & olives, served with warm Greek-style pita brushed with EVOO$12.50
Smashdown Taco Trio
Most Awesome French Onionseasoned beef slider patties, American cheese, shredded lettuce, tomato, Mystic 18 sauce, corn tortillas$12.50
Bavarian Barbarian Board
warm pretzel knot, double-smoked mini sausages, dill pickle chips & Hammerhead German brown mustard$15.00
Beer-Battered Onion Rings
1/2-lb with Dark Star mayo.OUT OF STOCK$14.00
Pizza

Hammerhead BBQ Chicken Pizza - 12in
Garlic-roasted chicken, mozzarella, bell pepper, red onion, fresh cilantro & Hammerhead BBQ sauce.$25.75
Tropical Storm Pizza - 12in
Pepperoni, pineapple, pickled jalapeño, mozzarella.$20.25
Pepperoni Pizza - 12in
The traditional favorite!$17.25
Cheese Pizza - 12in
The traditional favorite!$16.00
Electric Mayhem Pizza - 12in
Pesto sauce, sundried tomatoes, roasted garlic, Greek olives, fresh basil, feta & mozzarella cheeses.$23.75
Pick of Destiny Pizza - 12in
Tomato sauce, pepperoni, Canadian bacon, pickled peppers, red onion, black olives, mozzarella$20.25
Burgers

Bacon Cheeseburger
6-oz fresh, all-natural beef patty on a bun with lettuce, tomato, red onion, pickles, secret sauce, bacon & cheddar.$20.75
Cheeseburger
6-oz fresh, all-natural beef patty on a bun with lettuce, tomato, red onion, pickles, secret sauce & Tillamook cheddar cheese.$19.75
The Regular Burger
6-oz fresh, all-natural beef patty on a bun with lettuce, tomato, red onion, pickles & secret sauce.$18.25
Mystic 18 Burger
Beyond Burger patty on a bun with lettuce, tomato, red onion, pickles, vegan Mystic 18 sauce, creamy original Chao slice.$19.75
Hammerhead Garden Burger
Hammerhead garden patty on a bun with lettuce, tomato, red onion, pickles & secret sauce.$18.25
Dark Star Burger
6-oz fresh, all-natural beef patty on a bun with lettuce, tomato, red onion, pickles, pickled jalapenos, pepper jack, onion rings, Dark Star mayo.$22.50
Specialties
To-Go Alcohol

Black Rabbit Red - Bottle (To Go)
A smooth and easy drinker, our Black Rabbit Red is built on a firm base of classic Bordeaux varietals from Washington’s Columbia Valley. Earthy aromas of black cherry and sandalwood are nicely framed by notes of mocha, loam, and baking spices. On the palate, round ripe tannins support and structure the chocolatey richness and dark fruit flavors.$23.00
White Rabbit - Bottle (To Go)
Fruit-forward and approachable, our signature white blend displays aromatics of nectarine, melon, and honeysuckle. The round and slightly creamy palate has ample fruit with hints of spice and a long, pleasant finish$23.00
Pinot Noir - Bottle (To Go)
This Pinot Noir opens with a beautiful bouquet of violets and rose petal complimented by light undertones of dried oregano, clove, sandalwood, and vanilla, on the nose. The wine is medium bodied, with flavors of cherry, strawberry, and black tea and a silky, dry finish$23.00
Chardonnay - Bottle (To Go)
Floral notes of honeysuckle, geranium and jasmine first welcome you. The palate offers a creamy mouthfeel with fresh pears, apples, and apricots. Hints of vanilla, coconut, and brioche add to the wines complexity. The finish has a nice weight and is balanced with well integrated oak and acidity$23.00
Pinot Gris - Bottle (To Go)
$23.00
All hours
| Sunday | 11:00 am - 9:45 pm |
| Monday | 3:00 pm - 9:45 pm |
| Tuesday | 3:00 pm - 9:45 pm |
| Wednesday | 3:00 pm - 9:45 pm |
| Thursday | 3:00 pm - 9:45 pm |
| Friday | 3:00 pm - 11:45 pm |
| Saturday | 11:00 am - 11:45 pm |
Restaurant info
The historic Crystal Ballroom -- now over a century old -- is one of those rare concert halls that can point to a proud, diverse history while also laying claim to an ongoing musical legacy. Every time you enter this majestic ballroom, let your imagination sense the tremors resonating from a century's worth of gatherings, and realize that you are joining a thriving, generations-long procession of show-goers. Welcome!
Location
1332 W Burnside, Portland, OR 97209





