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    The False 9

    Bar / Pub
    Open now9AM - 1:15PM
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    Featured Items

    • Fish & Chips

      Breaded Cod Served with Fries and House Made Tartar Sauce.
      $14.00
    • Burrito

      Hash Browns, Sausage, Scrambled Eggs and Cheddar Cheese Wrapped in a Warm Flour Tortilla.
      $13.00
    • Gravy

      $5.00

    Food Menu

    Apps

    • Birria Egg Rolls

      Egg Rolls Stuffed With House Made Birria, Chihuahua Cheese, Loads of Spices and Served with Consumme.
      $14.00
    • Feta Dip

      Whipped Feta Dip with Olive Oil, Fresh Parsley and Crushed Red Pepper Served with Naan Chips.
      $11.00
    • Extra Pita for Feta Dip

      $2.00
    • Spicy Balls

      Ghost Pepper Cheese, Cream Cheese, Goat Cheese and Roasted Jalapenos. Served with Gochujang Sauce.
      $13.00
    • Pickle Balls

      Cream Cheese, Dill Pickles, Garlic and Dill Weed. Served with Ranch
      $13.00
    • Wings

      One Pound of Fresh Wings Covered in Your Choice of Sauce or Rub and Served with Carrots, Celery and Ranch or Blue Cheese.
      $16.00
    • Nachos

      House Made Tortilla Chips Smothered in Queso Then Topped with Either Nacho Chicken or Vegan Chorizo, House Made Pico de Gallo, Avocado Spread and Sour Cream.
      $14.00

    Food

    • Smoked Turkey

      Smoked Turkey, Bacon, Smoked Cheddar, Brie, Arugula, Pesto & Truffle Honey on Toasted White.
      $15.00
    • Fish & Chips

      Breaded Cod Served with Fries and House Made Tartar Sauce.
      $14.00
    • Classic Burger

      Single Beef Patty with American Cheese, Shredduce, Tomato, Onion, Burger Sauce and a Potato Bun.
      $12.00
    • Bison Burger

      Single Bison Burger with Smoked Cheddar, Bacon, Caramelized Onion, Shredduce, Garlic Aioli and a Potato Bun.
      $16.00
    • Steak Pie

      Puff Pastry Filled with Slow-Braised Beef, Carrots, Celery, Onions, Garlic and Rich Gravy Served on Mash.
      $14.00
    • Grilled Cheese

      Cheddar and Gruyere on Sourdough with Your Choice of a Side.
      $11.00
    • Golden Fried Half Chicken

      Golden Fried Half Chicken with Mashed Potatoes and Gravy.
      $18.00
    • Chicken Burger

      Ground Chicken, Bacon, Cheese Burger Patty topped with Cheddar, Shredduce, Tomato, Onion and Adobo BBQ Sauce.
      $13.00
    • Fried Chicken Sandwich

      Chicken Breast topped with Shredduce, Pickle & Gochujang
      $14.00
    • Kids Meal

      $8.00
    • Chicken & Mushroom Pie

      Puff Pastry Filled with Slow-Braised Beef, Carrots, Celery, Onions, Garlic and Rich Gravy Served on Mash.
      $14.00

    Salads

    • Taco Salad

      Iceberg Lettuce, Spicy Shredded Chicken, Shredded Cheddar, Pico, Guacamole, Sour Cream and Tortilla Chips.
      OUT OF STOCK
      $14.00
    • Wedge

      Huge Wedge with Bacon, Tomato, Blue Cheese Crumbles & Blue Cheese Dressing
      $11.00
    • House Salad

      $6.00

    Sides

    • Fries

      $6.00
    • Garlic Parm Fries

      $6.00
    • Chimi Fries

      $6.00
    • Baked Potato Salad

      $6.00
    • Sweet Pepper Potato Salad (V)

      $6.00
    • House Salad

      $6.00
    • No Side

    • Cup of Soup

      $6.00
    • Bowl of Soup

      $8.00

    Extras

    • Bacon

      $5.00
    • Avocado

      $2.00
    • Pickles

      $1.00
    • Jalapenos

      $1.00
    • DO NOT MAKE

    • SEE SERVER

    • Split Plate $2

      $2.00
    • Ranch

      $1.00
    • Adobo BBQ

      $1.00
    • BBQ

      $1.00
    • Buffalo

      $1.00
    • Chimichurri

      $1.00
    • Chipotle Ranch

      $1.00
    • Garlic Parmesan

      $1.00
    • Gochujang

      $1.00
    • Gravy

      $5.00
    • Lime Crema

      $1.00
    • Mayo

      $1.00
    • Pesto

      $1.00
    • Pineapple Teriyaki

      $1.00
    • Queso

      $5.00
    • Ranch

      $1.00
    • Tartar Sauce

      $1.00
    • Truffle Honey

      $1.00
    • Salsa

      $1.00
    • Blue Cheese

      $1.00

    Dessert

    • Choc Chip Cookie Pie

      Puff Pastry Filled with Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough then Baked Golden.
      $7.00
    • Banoffee Pie

      Graham cracker crust, bananas, house made caramel and whipped cream. Cannot be packaged separately or modified.
      $7.00

    Vegan

    • Nachos- Vegan

      $16.00
    • House Salad- Vegan

      Vegan House Salad with Vegan Cheese. Served with Vegan Ranch or Balsamic.
      $8.00
    • Bison Burger- Vegan

      Single Patty Impossible Burger with Vegan Cheese and Grilled Onions on a Potato Bun.
      $16.00
    • Classic Burger- Vegan

      Classic Burger with Impossible Burger, Vegan Cheese, Shredduce, Tomato and Onion on a Potato Bun. Served with a Vegan Side.
      $16.00
    • Grilled Cheese- Vegan

      $13.00
    • Vegan

      $1.00

    Brunch

    Brunch

    • Avocado Toast

      Rustic Bread Topped with Avocado Spread, A Sunny Egg, Pesto and a Touch of Red Pepper.
      $12.00
    • Birria Tacos

      3 Corn Tortillas Stuffed with House Made Birria Meat, Scrambled Eggs, Chihuahua Cheese, Chipotle Ranch, Green Onions and Served with Consumme for Dipping.
      $14.00
    • Biscuits and Gravy

      House Made Biscuits Covered in Sausage Gravy, Served with a Breakfast Sausage
    • Breakfast Burger

      Two Patties with American Cheese, Bacon, a Fried Egg and Chipotle Aioli on a Hawaiian Roll Bun with Your Choice of a Side.
      $15.00
    • Burrito

      Hash Browns, Sausage, Scrambled Eggs and Cheddar Cheese Wrapped in a Warm Flour Tortilla.
      $13.00
    • Breakfast Sandwich

      Scrambled Eggs, Breakfast Sausage, Cheddar and Banana Peppers with Duke's Mayo on an English Muffin.
      $11.00
    • Bruleed French Toast

      French Toast, Cream Cheese, Fresh Strawberries with a Caramelized Sugar Crust.
      $13.00
    • Cheeseburger

      $14.00
    • Chicken Biscuit Sandwich

      $14.00
    • Chicken Fried Steak

      Chicken Fried Steak, Gravy and a Sunny Egg.
      $15.00
    • Classic Pancakes

      Classic Cakes, Whip and Powdered Sugar. Add Blueberries, Strawberries or Chocolate Chips. $4
      $12.00
    • House of the Rising Bun

      3 Large Cinnamon Rolls with Loads of Icing and Chopped Bacon.
      $14.00
    • Kids Meal

      $8.00
    • Put on One Plate

    • Talking Hash

      Hash Browns, Sausage and a Sunny Egg Served with Queso. Add Pepper and Onions or Sausage Gravy.
      $13.00
    • Tres Leches Pancakes

      Pancakes, Tres Leches Syrup, Dulce De Leche Caramel Sauce.
      $15.00
    • Vegan Pancakes 2

      Vegan Cakes Served with Almond Butter and Fresh Fruit.
      $14.00

    Sides

    • 2 Eggs

      $5.00
    • Bacon

      $5.00
    • Crispy- Bacon

      $5.00
    • Baked Potato Salad

      $5.00
    • Biscuit & Butter

      $3.00
    • Cinnamon Roll

      $5.00
    • Cup of Fruit- All Berries

      $5.00
    • English Muffin

      $3.00
    • French Toast

      $5.00
    • Gravy

      $3.00
    • Hash Browns

      $5.00
    • One Vegan Pancake

      $6.00
    • One Vegan Pancake w/ Toppings

      $7.00
    • Pancake

      $5.00
    • Queso

      $3.00
    • Red Pepper Potato Salad (V)

      $5.00
    • Sausage

      $5.00
    • Toast

      $3.00
    • Vegan Chorizo

      $6.00
    • Vegan Sausage

      $6.00
    • Sauces

    • Fries

      $5.00
    • Avocado Spread

      $2.50

    Sauces

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    Vegan

    • Vegan Pancakes

      Whole Wheat Pancakes Topped with Strawberries, Blueberries and Almond Butter.
      $14.00
    • All Vegan Talking Hash

      $16.00
    • Vegan Avocado Toast

      $12.00
    • All Vegan Classic Cheeseburger

      Classic Cheeseburger with Impossible Burger, Vegan Cheese, Shredduce, Tomato and Onion on a Potato Bun. Served with a Vegan Side
      $17.00

    All hours
    Sunday9:00 am - 1:15 pm
    MondayClosed
    TuesdayClosed
    WednesdayClosed
    ThursdayClosed
    FridayClosed
    Saturday9:00 am - 1:30 pm
    Restaurant info

    The False 9 is a Matchday Inspired Social Club Experience Built Around Thoughtful Food, Creative Drinks and the Shared Excitement of Live Sport.

    Location

    206 5th St, West Des Moines, IA 50265

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