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    The False 9

    Bar / Pub
    Closed11AM - 8PM
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    Apps
    Food
    Salads
    Sides
    Extras
    Dessert
    Vegan

    Apps

    • Birria Egg Rolls

      Egg Rolls Stuffed With House Made Birria, Chihuahua Cheese, Loads of Spices and Served with Consumme.
      $14.00
    • Feta Dip

      Whipped Feta Dip with Olive Oil, Fresh Parsley and Crushed Red Pepper Served with Naan Chips.
      $11.00
    • Extra Pita for Feta Dip

      $2.00
    • Spicy Balls

      Ghost Pepper Cheese, Cream Cheese, Goat Cheese and Roasted Jalapenos. Served with Gochujang Sauce.
      $13.00
    • Pickle Balls

      Cream Cheese, Dill Pickles, Garlic and Dill Weed. Served with Ranch
      $13.00
    • Wings

      One Pound of Fresh Wings Covered in Your Choice of Sauce or Rub and Served with Carrots, Celery and Ranch or Blue Cheese.
      $16.00
    • Nachos

      House Made Tortilla Chips Smothered in Queso Then Topped with Either Nacho Chicken or Vegan Chorizo, House Made Pico de Gallo, Avocado Spread and Sour Cream.
      $14.00

    Food

    • Smoked Turkey

      Smoked Turkey, Bacon, Smoked Cheddar, Brie, Arugula, Pesto & Truffle Honey on Toasted White.
      $15.00
    • Fish & Chips

      Breaded Cod Served with Fries and House Made Tartar Sauce.
      $14.00
    • Classic Burger

      Single Beef Patty with American Cheese, Shredduce, Tomato, Onion, Burger Sauce and a Potato Bun.
      $7.00
    • Bison Burger

      Single Bison Burger with Smoked Cheddar, Bacon, Caramelized Onion, Shredduce, Garlic Aioli and a Potato Bun.
      $16.00
    • Steak Pie

      Puff Pastry Filled with Slow-Braised Beef, Carrots, Celery, Onions, Garlic and Rich Gravy Served on Mash.
      $14.00
    • Grilled Cheese

      Cheddar and Gruyere on Sourdough with Tomato Soup
      $11.00
    • Golden Fried Half Chicken

      Golden Fried Half Chicken with Mashed Potatoes and Gravy.
      $18.00
    • Chicken Burger

      Ground Chicken, Bacon, Cheese Burger Patty topped with Cheddar, Shredduce, Tomato, Onion and Adobo BBQ Sauce.
      $13.00
    • Fried Chicken Sandwich

      Chicken Breast topped with Shredduce, Pickle & Gochujang
      $14.00
    • Kids Meal

      $8.00
    • Chicken & Mushroom Pie

      Puff Pastry Filled with Slow-Braised Beef, Carrots, Celery, Onions, Garlic and Rich Gravy Served on Mash.
      OUT OF STOCK
      $14.00

    Salads

    • Taco Salad

      Iceberg Lettuce, Spicy Shredded Chicken, Shredded Cheddar, Pico, Guacamole, Sour Cream and Tortilla Chips.
      $14.00
    • Wedge

      Huge Wedge with Bacon, Tomato, Blue Cheese Crumbles & Blue Cheese Dressing
      $11.00
    • House Salad

      $6.00

    Sides

    • Fries

      $6.00
    • Garlic Parm Fries

      $6.00
    • Chimi Fries

      $6.00
    • Baked Potato Salad

      $6.00
    • Sweet Pepper Potato Salad (V)

      $6.00
    • House Salad

      $6.00
    • Cup Potato Bacon

      $6.00
    • Bowl Chicken and Noodle

      $8.00
    • No Side

    Extras

    • Bacon

      $5.00
    • Avocado

      $2.00
    • Pickles

      $1.00
    • Jalapenos

      $1.00
    • DO NOT MAKE

    • SEE SERVER

    • Split Plate $2

      $2.00
    • Ranch

      $1.00
    • Adobo BBQ

      $1.00
    • BBQ

      $1.00
    • Buffalo

      $1.00
    • Chimichurri

      $1.00
    • Chipotle Ranch

      $1.00
    • Garlic Parmesan

      $1.00
    • Gochujang

      $1.00
    • Gravy

      $5.00
    • Lime Crema

      $1.00
    • Mayo

      $1.00
    • Pesto

      $1.00
    • Pineapple Teriyaki

      $1.00
    • Queso

      $5.00
    • Ranch

      $1.00
    • Tartar Sauce

      $1.00
    • Truffle Honey

      $1.00
    • Salsa

      $1.00

    Dessert

    • Choc Chip Cookie Pie

      Puff Pastry Filled with Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough then Baked Golden.
      $7.00
    • Banoffee Pie

      Graham cracker crust, bananas, house made caramel and whipped cream. Cannot be packaged separately or modified.
      $7.00

    Vegan

    • Nachos- Vegan

      $16.00
    • House Salad- Vegan

      Vegan House Salad with Vegan Cheese. Served with Vegan Ranch or Balsamic.
      $8.00
    • Bison Burger- Vegan

      Single Patty Impossible Burger with Vegan Cheese and Grilled Onions on a Potato Bun.
      $16.00
    • Classic Burger- Vegan

      Classic Burger with Impossible Burger, Vegan Cheese, Shredduce, Tomato and Onion on a Potato Bun. Served with a Vegan Side.
      $16.00
    • Grilled Cheese- Vegan

      $13.00
    • Vegan

      $1.00

    All hours
    Sunday9:00 am - 1:15 pm
    Monday11:00 am - 8:00 pm
    Tuesday11:00 am - 8:00 pm
    Wednesday11:00 am - 8:00 pm
    Thursday11:00 am - 8:00 pm
    Friday11:00 am - 8:00 pm
    Saturday9:00 am - 8:00 pm
    Restaurant info

    The False 9 is a Matchday Inspired Social Club Experience Built Around Thoughtful Food, Creative Drinks and the Shared Excitement of Live Sport.

    Location

    206 5th St, West Des Moines, IA 50265

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