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    On the Kirb Woodlands

    American
    Closed11AM - 10:45PM
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    FOOD
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    FOOD

    Healthy Features

    • Dijon Grilled Wild-Caught Cod

      Two wild-caught cod filets over sauteed spinach, drizzled with our rich dijon sauce, served with roasted cauliflower, and grilled jumbo asparagus.
      $35.00
    • Sous Vide Stuffed Chicken

      10oz organic sous vide chicken stuffed with a blend of savory spinach and parmesan, served with grilled jumbo asparagus, cauliflower mash, and our creamy chardonnay sauce.
      $36.00

    Starters

    • Kirb Cheese Board

      Select cheeses, quince, honey, marcona almonds, crostini, prosciutto, Castelvetrano olives.
      $24.00
    • Traditional Hummus

      Our famous house-made authentic Mediterranean hummus served with house-made pita bread
      $14.00
    • Whipped Feta Thyme

      whipped greek feta with garlic and thyme, served with roasted almonds, mixed olives, and warm house-made pita bread
      $14.00
    • Brussel Sprouts

      Flash-fried Brussel Sprouts, tossed in our red wine vinegar gastrique, and topped with queso fresco and parsley flakes
      $12.00
    • Giant Pretzel

      Homemade giant pretzel served with sriracha queso.
      $14.00
    • Chips & Queso

      Our famous queso served with thick house-made tortilla chips
      $14.00
    • Nachos On The Kirb

      House made tortilla chips topped with shredded cheese, queso, sour cream, guac, jalapeños and pico. Add chicken, beef or black beans for protein.
      $12.00
    • Organic Wings

      8 organic free-range chicken wings (baked or fried) served with carrots, celery, and ranch dressing or bleu cheese. Choice of Buffalo, Garlic Parmesan and Lemon Pepper.
      $16.00
    • Organic Beef Sliders

      Three organic grass-fed & finished beef sliders cooked medium served with cheddar cheese, caramelized onions, pickle spear and a side of mayo
      $18.00

    Salads

    • Kale Caesar Salad

      Kale, romaine, parmesan, red onions, croutons, chipotle Caesar dressing
      $14.00
    • Shawarma Salad

      Kale, Romaine, parmesan, tomatoes, cucumbers, organic shawarma seasoned chicken or grass-fed beef, and chipotle Caesar.
      $15.00
    • Filet Salad

      Mixed greens (spring mix), tomatoes, asparagus, blue cheese, grass-fed filet, and balsamic dressing.
      $22.00
    • Cobb Salad

      Romaine lettuce, blue cheese, bacon, cage-free boiled egg, cherry tomatoes, avocado, croutons, organic chicken, Mediterranean vinaigrette
      $16.00
    • Greek Salmon Salad

      8 oz wild caught Skuna bay salmon filet, romaine, cucumbers, tomatoes, red onions, pepperoncini, Kalamata olives, feta, and Mediterranean vinaigrette.
      $25.00

    Burgers

    • Houston Cowboy Burger

      8 oz USDA grass-fed beef, cheddar, gouda, tomato-bacon jam, bacon, symbol mayo, guacamole, jalapeños
      $20.00
    • Bacon Cambozola Burger

      8 oz USDA grass-fed beef, caramelized onions, cambozola, bacon, fig balsamic glaze, pretzel bun
      $20.00
    • Kirb Sunrise Burger

      8 oz USDA grass-fed beef, fried egg, bacon, cheddar, red onion, lettuce, tomato, mayo
      $20.00
    • Caprese Burger

      8 oz USDA grass-fed beef, fresh mozzarella, fresh basil, sliced tomatoes, basil pesto, fig balsamic glaze
      $18.00
    • Grilled Chicken Sandwich

      5-6 oz organic chicken, cheddar, tomato, arugula, fig balsamic glaze
      $17.00
    • The Kirb Burger

      8 oz USDA grass-fed beef, lettuce, tomato, pickle, onion Add cheese for $1
      $17.00
    • Mr. Impersonator Burger

      8 oz Impossible patty, lettuce, tomato, onion, and pickles, with vegan cheddar on a pretzel bun.
      OUT OF STOCK
      $17.00
    • Black Bean Burger

      Our house-made black bean patty, fresh guacamole, gouda, pickled red onions, tomatoes and a lemon gastrique served on a challah bun
      $17.00
    • Build A Burger

      8 oz USDA grass-fed beef on our challah bun
      $16.00

    Signatures

    • 100% Grass-Fed Filet Mignon

      8 oz grass-fed & finished filet, jumbo asparagus, mashed potatoes and a 2 oz side of our house-made gravy
      $46.00
    • 100% Grass-Fed Ribeye

      16 oz grass-fed & finished ribeye, jumbo asparagus, mashed potatoes and a 2 oz side of our house-made gravy
      $48.00
    • 100% Grass-Fed NY Strip

      12 oz grass-fed & finished NY strip, jumbo asparagus, mashed potatoes and a 2 oz side of our house-made gravy
      $40.00
    • Sous Vide Chicken

      Tender 9 oz organic sous vide chicken breast with jumbo asparagus, quinoa salad and topped with our house-made chimichurri sauce
      $28.00
    • Shrimp Cavatappi

      Cavatappi pasta, shrimp, house-made seasoned alfredo cream sauce, parmesan, parsley and garlic bread
      $20.00
    • Salmon Filet

      8 oz grilled wild-caught salmon with quinoa salad, jumbo asparagus and a 2 oz side of our lemon butter sauce
      $28.00
    • Organic Greek Kabobs

      8oz Your choice of 100% grass-fed beef or organic chicken grilled kabobs, served on a bed of house-made hummus with steamed broccoli and a greek salad. Starting at $26 for organic chicken, $36 for 50/50, or $42 for 100% grass-fed beef only.
      $35.00
    • Organic Fajita Street Tacos

      4 Organic Street Tacos: your choice of organic chicken fajita, 100% grass-fed beef fajita, or both, topped with grilled onions and bell peppers, served with our house-made salsa roja, and salsa verde, fresh pico de gallo, limes, and cilantro.
      $30.00

    Tacos

    • Beef Tacos

      Two tortillas (corn, flour, or lettuce), 2 oz organic ground beef, mojo de ago marinade, pico de gallo, lettuce, salsa verde, salsa roja
      $12.00
    • Chicken Tacos

      Two tortillas (corn, flour, or lettuce), 2 oz organic chicken breast, chilmole marinade, pico de gallo, lettuce, salsa verde, salsa roja
      $12.00
    • Shrimp Tacos

      Two grilled shrimp tacos (corn, flour, or lettuce), pineapple pico, red cabbage slaw, queso fresco, our sweet and tangy dynamite sauce, and fresh limes
      $14.00
    • Fish Tacos

      Two tortillas (corn, flour, or lettuce), 2 grilled wild caught cod, red cabbage slaw, pico de gallo, queso fresco, jalapeno-cilantro dressing
      $14.00
    • A La Carte Taco

      $6.00

    Wraps

    • OTK Wrap

      Hummus, cucumbers, tomatoes, avocado, shredded lettuce and spinach, in a spinach tortilla
      $13.00
    • Shawarma Wrap

      Organic shawarma-seasoned chicken breasts or 100% grass-fed beef tenderloin, romaine, tomatoes, pickles, garlic toum in a spinach tortilla. Served with our hummus and tortilla chips.
      $16.00
    • Chicken Club Wrap

      Organic chicken breast, tomatoes, avocado, bacon, shredded Monterey Jack, ranch dressing, spinach tortilla
      $14.00

    Pizza

    • The Mediterranean

      Hummus, grape tomato, spinach, mushrooms, black olives, red onions, artichoke hearts, Mediterranean dressing
      $16.00
    • Margherita

      Fresh mozzarella, marinara sauce, basil, olive oil
      $16.00
    • Kirb Garden

      Shredded mozzarella, marinara, mushrooms, olives, onions, bell peppers, artichokes, feta cheese and olive oil topped with fresh arugula
      $18.00
    • Kale Mushroom

      olive oil, mozzarella, kale, mushrooms, parmesan, diced garlic, drizzled lemon juice
      $16.00
    • Spinach and Artichoke

      Marinara sauce, mozzarella, sautéed spinach and garlic, artichoke hearts, parmesan
      $17.00
    • Hawaiian Cowboy

      Shredded mozzarella, bbq sauce, pulled pork, pineapples
      $16.00
    • Meat on the Kirb

      Shredded mozzarella, marinara, pepperoni, italian sausage, bacon, ground beef, onions, bell peppers, jalapenos and mushrooms
      $18.00
    • The Kirberoni

      Mozzarella, marinara, pepperoni, feta cheese, arugula
      $16.00
    • Chicken Alfredo Pie

      Shredded mozzarella, Alfredo sauce, grilled chicken, mushrooms, spinach, grated parmesan
      $18.00
    • Proscuitto Italiano

      (no sauce base), thick sliced mozzarella, goat cheese, prosciutto, arugula, fig-balsamic
      $18.00
    • Chicken and Pesto

      Shredded mozzarella, pesto sauce, grilled chicken, mushrooms, grated parmesan
      $18.00
    • Build Your Own Pizza

      We'll start you off with sauce and shredded mozzarella
      $14.00

    Dessert

    • Banana Bread Pudding

      Banana bread pudding, caramelized banana, Vanilla bean ice cream, banana fosters sauce
      $14.00
    • Peach Crumble

      House-made old fashioned peach cobbler topped with vanilla bean ice cream, powdered sugar and a caramel drizzle
      $12.00
    • Jumbo Chocolate Chip Cookie

      Chocolate chip cookie freshly baked, Vanilla bean ice cream, chocolate drizzle and powdered surgar
      $12.00
    • Brownie

      Our rich, dense, fudgy baked brownie served in a skillet and topped with vanilla bean ice cream, powdered sugar and a chocolate drizzle
      $14.00
    • King Cheesecake

      Authentic NY Cheesecake with fresh berries, powdered sugar, candied pecans, drizzled with caramel and raspberry sauce
      $14.00
    • 2X Scoop Of Ice Cream

      $3.00

    Sides

    • Regular Fries

      $5.00
    • Sweet Potato Fries

      $6.00
    • Truffle Fries

      $11.00
    • House Salad

      Arugula, red onion, cherry tomato, balsamic vinaigrette
      $7.00
    • Caesar Salad

      Kale, romaine, parmesan, red onions, croutons, chipotle caesar dressing
      $7.00
    • Quinoa Salad

      Kale, quinoa, pine nuts, red onion, and cherry tomato, tossed in our lemon vinaigrette
      $6.00
    • Fresh Veggies

      $5.00
    • Sautéed Veggies

      $6.00
    • Jumbo Asparagus

      $5.00
    • Mashed Potatoes

      $5.00
    • Chips & Hummus

      $8.00
    • Chips & Salsa

      $8.00

    N/A BEV

    Non-Alcoholic Beverages

    • Hot Tea

      $4.00
    • Milk

      $4.00
    • Organic Colombian Coffee

      $4.00
    • Organic Iced Tea

      $4.00
    • Organic Peach Tea

      $4.00
    • Espresso

      $4.00
    • Acqua Panna

      $6.00
    • San Pellegrino

      $6.00
    • Topo Chico

      OUT OF STOCK
      $5.00
    • Red Bull

      $5.00
    • Red Bull Zero

      $5.00
    • Sugar Free Red Bull

      $5.00
    • Cranberry Juice

      $3.50
    • Ginger Beer

      $3.50
    • Orange Juice

      $3.50
    • Pineapple Juice

      $3.50
    • Coke

      $3.50
    • Coke Zero

      $3.50
    • Dr. Pepper

      $3.50
    • Lemonade

      $3.50
    • Root Beer

      $3.50
    • Sprite

      $3.50

    All hours
    Sunday9:00 am - 9:00 pm
    Monday11:00 am - 10:45 pm
    Tuesday11:00 am - 10:45 pm
    Wednesday11:00 am - 10:45 pm
    Thursday11:00 am - 10:45 pm
    Friday11:00 am - 10:45 pm
    Saturday10:00 am - 10:45 pm
    Restaurant info

    On The Kirb, The Organic Eatery and Sports Bar, features a menu that's made with fresh local produce, organic meats, organic free-range dairy and poultry. Known for our authentic Neapolitan Italian pizzas cooked to perfection in our fire brick ovens. Come in for great food, an eclectic selection of organic wines, local beers on draft and delicious seasonal cocktails! Experience delicious healthy options while enjoying your favorite sports team on our top-of-the-line HD TVs that wrap around our warm rustic decor.

    Location

    6777 Woodlands Parkway, The Woodlands, TX 77382

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