POOKABERRY CAFE

tongue tied... lost in a forest of soggy fries unable to rise above the flaccid stand of mundane spuds employing fortitude supra human Chef Pooka climbed to an charred embankment thanking his lucky potatoes for allowing him to beget crispy outside creamy within frites light as the sun just as golden showed by no one save who in the depths of blinding darkness is glowing Chef Pooka's FAMOUS FRIES are fittingly titled sure as the night has a billion eyes Eat Drink Be Pookaberry

pOOKa's GOLDEN fried nuggets of CHicken Bliss are so DEELISH Golden Arches turn GREEN with envy!

Forsooth whilst toothsome souls enthuse "l👀se chips sink lips" quip in the name of all that is Holy: "not when dipped in such delish serendipitous guacamole...

"Oh Bivalvia! by the by to you Lamellibranchiata & Pelecypoda I say in passing to you as I ply this creek of cried tears poured from all souls whose mortal home died ere they tried Chef Pooka's KOOKY CrUcIfEr0Us BUFFaL0 CauliFlower Bytes!" waxed Citherode as it slipped by a mussel shoal who smiled at the filefish with golden batter dusted pearlescent lips

who knows what the future holds is this full selection of these wings is promised a saucy tomorrow from the giddy epicurean heights of evermore to the marrow of these most delicate bird bones leaves those who've gnawed on what the future knows lazing along hedgerow edge of wing forest thrilled to be included with fellow discriminating chicken wing afficionados prone to frequent this scintillant blingbling wing zone

Filled with dreams a mere pillow weeping beams willow thin was Chef Pooka ere he was a wee one before even being weaned our would be troubadour of Filipino cuisine slept wrapped in gyoza dough... no small wonder Chef Pooka's Deeliteful Dumplings are yummy bundles of bliss! try them fried of steamed veggie or pork either way precious few are the foodies who fail to hitch a ride on this flavor ferry- lo behold! truth be told munching on Chef Pooka's delectable throw pillows of bliss never gets old-Eat Drink be Pookaberry!

dreadful mistakes made by gummy snakes who take cakes are assumed reclaimed smooth -fluid as rainwater ere any wayward dine in patron can say: "waiter! waiter! where's my order?" no no...too good to eschew let alone pan being served Rap's Scallion cakes when you can gettum 2 go!

when it comes to crushing your craving for Calamari dive into Pookaberry Cafe's Kosmic Calamari's scrumptious crunchy crisp juicy tender bliss comes with chipotle mayo try one so you too can sing: "heeeeyo! hey yay yay ya oh! Pooka's Kosmic Calamari makes me wax rhapsodes clutched in the beak of the great undersea beast tummy tickled by the velveteen touch of batter dipped golden fried tentacles Eat Drink be Pookaberry!

while being diminutive in stature ever since Chef Pooka was little is oft cited to what led to big things little probed are the boundless depths of flavor...the beguiling bang behemoth leviathan appetites receive from Chef Pooka's FIRECRACKER Shrimp small wonder? cosmic blunder? stroke of fate? sure as sunshine eating some puts the shimmy in your shake once you wrap your lips round golden crisp goodness be it hoodoo voodo or fate or down home tasty goodness making you say "aint life great!" definite maybe... till then Eat Drink be Pookaberry!

corn bred in captivity can not possibly comprehend what Big Emma said when out in the field leaving all who received her automatic out of office missive amazed at she in a labyrinthine befuddling puzzlement hewn out of maize wherein upon a bounteousness grain bed in stramineous scintillant hue recumbent towheaded Emma is bathed

lambasting all who failed to battle against the troops of the Berthouts Chef Pooka who'd Scubaed to the bottom of Canal Bruxelles-Charleroi spoke at considerable length to the Manneken Pis who could not stop waxing rhapsodic about how Chef Pooka's KRISPY Brussels were the: "cat's meow...more magnificent than the Parc du Cinquantenaire more delightful than all the misery King Leopold caused cue applause...why? cause when we put our hands together we are one with or without bacon Chef Pooka's KRISPY Brussels are tenfold double the fun when you share them Eat Drink be Pookaberry! Candied pecans cranberries Honey ginger feta cheese

what but a wonderland of boogie leaves slender crisp fries in a pile up dripping with melted cheese! or adobo gravy or both!? have mercy! truth be told sure as in the wee hours after Saturday night turns to Sunday morning or anytime Pooka's Death Before Disco Fries leaves you feelin light feelin light feelin like you died & came back as a yummy pile of Pooka's finest Death Before Disco Fries come try-Eat Drink be Pookaberry!

Beginning at the end sent Chef Pooka running concentric golden fried light fluffy concentric onion rings round absurdum frightening all who fell into the maelstrom subsumed by irresistible suction round after round Chef Pooka's ONION Rings make for some scintillating supernal munchin ad infinitum selah yayhay! Eat Drink be Pookaberry!

3 PCS Pik CHik or POrK! YUMMY!

for the kiddies & the kid in u! no Kiddin!

Lo! Behold! harken to your tummy susurrating soft & low: "encore! encore! encore!" for no less than a threefold serendipitous sonata of Carlotta's Mamma's chicken OR veggie EmPAnAdas as they fare l'amore to your suck hole till your tasty buds squall: "J'adore! J'adore! J'adore!"

Trippin....triggered....tweakin...behold Planet BACON! bathed in spaceship l'estómago's sizzling high beams...

Pico De Gallo says: "by exclusive arrangement...for a limited time...you can order some SALSA! SALSA! SALSA! SALSA! SALSA! SALSA! SALSA! SALSA! SALSA! SALSA! SALSA!"

Lettuce tomato pickles lemon aioli sauce

Be a Vegan...love it with lettuce tomato w👀! w👀! add Mushr👀ms! Avocado! Caramelized Onions! be mad get even be a cheatin Vegan top it with BACON...CHEDDAR CHEESE... AMERICAN CHESE...MOZZARELLA CHEESE...FETA CHEESE SWISS CHEESE...yes please!

Golden orbs of FaLaLaffel enrobed in pita bread lounge on fluttering lettuce leaves toothsome tomato slices scrumptious crumbled feta delish pickles splashed with Lemon Tahini Sauce

Buttermilk chicken thigh herb and spices breaded lettuce tomato pickle Pook's Secret Sauce

Local Sourdough slathered in may-yo yo bacon lettuce tomato best served out of to go box on pickup tail gate

Pook takes a brace of O so toastable loaf slices - U pick the Cheese n Grills it till behold it's GOLDEN! Be bold! Add Bacon or Tomatoes yo!

Pork BBQ'd to perfection sandwiched for ease of eating accompanied by Pook's E hoʻopiha i kou ʻōpū a hiki i kona ʻōlelo ʻana, "Aloha au iā ʻoe." Hawaiian Cole Slaw!

POOK'S UNTEENY PANINIS are so dreamy they leave your tasty buds sleepless fiending to try the Pork Veggie & Chicken in order to experience triune foodie bliss

ALL HAIL....THE KING approaches! enrobed in peanut butter flanked by bacon....wielding ...BANANA.... O! My Darlin...my Lover....we hunger for your bacon peanut butter & banana...CRAVE we THE KING...We need THE KING...come eat THE KING...even add CHEEEEEEEEEEESE.....ooooooooooo..... weeeee!

pierogi & gnocchi enveloped velveteen cheesy mushroom sauce...of course!

PACO'S MAS MACHO TACOS Also known as... Not So TINY Tim's TACOs are.... contrary to beLIEf....SOFT not HARD ergo.... IMPOSSIBLE to RESIST! 3pcs

COMES WITH...........veGGieS & Rice.... NICE!

SPINICH & CHEESE.....YES PLEASE!

Order Rene whenever u need some cheesy pasta in your piehole dial her in till you can't help wearing the cheesiest noodle chewing grin call her ANYTIME you have the NEED...just don't call her..... MAC n CHEESE!

Coconut curry shrimp noodles cilantro = MUST TRY B4 U DIE!

COMES WITH RICE & SALAD

Half RACK! Copy That! An almighty 6 Pack of Ribs to have & to gnaw! even comes with CorNbReAd & HawaIIaN Cole Slaw! Yeeeeee Haaaaw!

Stir it up... Fry Fry Fry... don't be shy let alone ask....why? okay cause Lil LoUie's CHOP SUEY StiR FrY tastes soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo %$@*& G👀d!

Blend of fresh ginger & YUZU fruit

(Blend of Raspeberry leaf, peppermint, elder flower,berries,ginger)

to warm the frigid cockles of the lovelorn melt the icebound sleeted shores of might have been heat the hoary leafless trees of lust unrequited Pooka's Parfait Hot Date Café Au Lait comes steaming to sip this is to sup on connubial frothy waves of consummation-to drink a cup is to run in barefoot in the rain singing Eat Drink be Pookaberry!

"O what a beautiful morning O What A wonderful Café Latte!" sings Chef Pooka on as he tools down sleepy country lanes bustling city streets after drinking one of his own special brewed Café Latte...be ye off to the races or snuggled up with a cuppa Pooka's What A Café Latte makes your day all the more Latte! Eat Drink be Pookaberry!

Adored for Dunking in your Deelish! Cafe Latte Cappuccino Cocoa & More! O! Sweet Amore!

Paulfrey-Chef Pooka's Koktail kapitan Cordially invites you aboard a mildly turbulent tasting flight of the FINEST Rum from the Philippines! Sample Silver-Gold-Dark & Spiced Varietals & see why TaNdUaY is the BEST selling RUM in the WORLD!

What better way to toast the arrival of the Holidazed season than a warm grog of Egg Nog Snogfest Milk Punch Posset Pooka's own proprietary inimitable Festive Cordial...One sip of any of the it's four fantabulous iterations-from the Klassik Milk Punch Posset to the PossaChino...PossaCocoa...or even...Lo Behold! the frothy mirthful Egg Nog Snogfest Milk Punch PossaCocoaChino form a quartet whencefrom you are welcomed to add what sprit moves you!

out of the deep Blooo SeaSky comes Luz Azul flying a psychoradient elephantine Regalecus Glesne wreathed in a turquoisetealjade aureole ensuring all enveloped in it's ambrosia are subsumed in spindrift spuming aquamarine coconut curaçao bliss making Big Blooo Poooka a signature tipple not to be missed!

Bammy-half Arawak on one side or another sat sipping bevandas with Sammy partaking in Amazonia chicha nihamanchi Ngäbe-Bugle sakurá cauim tiquira kasiri ad absurdum...awash with amylase-induced fermentations open to suggestion hypnotique Sammy woke soused as the supernal citrine orb bathed the shimmering sea till in a lemonade vodka haze did Sammy say: "Pucker Up Buttercup!" Eat Drink be Pookaberry!

Lager beer with a light golden color which is known for being a full body beer possessing smooth bitterness and delicate aroma

MARCOART is the Art Brand of Pookaberry Cafe Impresario Pop Artist Writer Poet Actor Filmmaker Marco As Much as Marco is an internationally renowned Artist Lower East Side POP Art Legend Designer of the Best Selling Artist Swatch "The Alien Baby" AKA POOKABERRY so too or his Art brand MARCOART...features Originals which sell for $$$ Pookaberry Cafe is his latest immersive eat in art installation...where you can order MARCOART to go pick up a few of those little hand painted framed signed mini paper prints these Limited Edition prints all signed &; sealed by Marco making them unique limited edition collector's items familiar to all who recall Marco's Marcoart Mobile in SOHO NY or his Galleries in NYC's L.E.S...collect them all & if you like commission Marco to create an original painting or mural for you!

MARCOART is the Art Brand of Pookaberry Cafe Impresario Pop Artist Writer Poet Actor Filmmaker Marco As Much as Marco is an internationally renowned Artist Lower East Side POP Art Legend Designer of the Best Selling Artist Swatch "The Alien Baby" AKA POOKABERRY so too or his Art brand MARCOART...features Originals which sell for $$$ Pookaberry Cafe is his latest immersive eat in art installation...where you can order MARCOART to go pick up a few of those little hand painted framed signed mini paper prints these Limited Edition prints all signed &; sealed by Marco making them unique limited edition collector's items familiar to all who recall Marco's Marcoart Mobile in SOHO NY or his Galleries in NYC's L.E.S...collect them all & if you like commission Marco to create an original painting or mural for you!

MARCOART is the Art Brand of Pookaberry Cafe Impresario Pop Artist Writer Poet Actor Filmmaker Marco As Much as Marco is an internationally renowned Artist Lower East Side POP Art Legend Designer of the Best Selling Artist Swatch "The Alien Baby" AKA POOKABERRY so too or his Art brand MARCOART...features Originals which sell for $$$ Pookaberry Cafe is his latest immersive eat in art installation...where you can order MARCOART to go pick up a few of those little hand painted framed signed mini paper prints these Limited Edition prints all signed &; sealed by Marco making them unique limited edition collector's items familiar to all who recall Marco's Marcoart Mobile in SOHO NY or his Galleries in NYC's L.E.S...collect them all & if you like commission Marco to create an original painting or mural for you!

MARCOART is the Art Brand of Pookaberry Cafe Impresario Pop Artist Writer Poet Actor Filmmaker Marco As Much as Marco is an internationally renowned Artist Lower East Side POP Art Legend Designer of the Best Selling Artist Swatch "The Alien Baby" AKA POOKABERRY so too or his Art brand MARCOART...features Originals which sell for $$$ Pookaberry Cafe is his latest immersive eat in art installation...where you can order MARCOART to go pick up a few of those little hand painted framed signed mini paper prints these Limited Edition prints all signed &; sealed by Marco making them unique limited edition collector's items familiar to all who recall Marco's Marcoart Mobile in SOHO NY or his Galleries in NYC's L.E.S...collect them all & if you like commission Marco to create an original painting or mural for you!

MARCOART is the Art Brand of Pookaberry Cafe Impresario Pop Artist Writer Poet Actor Filmmaker Marco As Much as Marco is an internationally renowned Artist Lower East Side POP Art Legend Designer of the Best Selling Artist Swatch "The Alien Baby" AKA POOKABERRY so too or his Art brand MARCOART...features Originals which sell for $$$ Pookaberry Cafe is his latest immersive eat in art installation...where you can order MARCOART to go pick up a few of those little hand painted framed signed mini paper prints these Limited Edition prints all signed &; sealed by Marco making them unique limited edition collector's items familiar to all who recall Marco's Marcoart Mobile in SOHO NY or his Galleries in NYC's L.E.S...collect them all & if you like commission Marco to create an original painting or mural for you!

MARCOART is the Art Brand of Pookaberry Cafe Impresario Pop Artist Writer Poet Actor Filmmaker Marco As Much as Marco is an internationally renowned Artist Lower East Side POP Art Legend Designer of the Best Selling Artist Swatch "The Alien Baby" AKA POOKABERRY so too or his Art brand MARCOART...features Originals which sell for $$$ Pookaberry Cafe is his latest immersive eat in art installation...where you can order MARCOART to go pick up a few of those little hand painted framed signed mini paper prints these Limited Edition prints all signed &; sealed by Marco making them unique limited edition collector's items familiar to all who recall Marco's Marcoart Mobile in SOHO NY or his Galleries in NYC's L.E.S...collect them all & if you like commission Marco to create an original painting or mural for you!

MARCOART is the Art Brand of Pookaberry Cafe Impresario Pop Artist Writer Poet Actor Filmmaker Marco As Much as Marco is an internationally renowned Artist Lower East Side POP Art Legend Designer of the Best Selling Artist Swatch "The Alien Baby" AKA POOKABERRY so too or his Art brand MARCOART...features Originals which sell for $$$ Pookaberry Cafe is his latest immersive eat in art installation...where you can order MARCOART to go pick up a few of those little hand painted framed signed mini paper prints these Limited Edition prints all signed &; sealed by Marco making them unique limited edition collector's items familiar to all who recall Marco's Marcoart Mobile in SOHO NY or his Galleries in NYC's L.E.S...collect them all & if you like commission Marco to create an original painting or mural for you!

MARCOART is the Art Brand of Pookaberry Cafe Impresario Pop Artist Writer Poet Actor Filmmaker Marco As Much as Marco is an internationally renowned Artist Lower East Side POP Art Legend Designer of the Best Selling Artist Swatch "The Alien Baby" AKA POOKABERRY so too or his Art brand MARCOART...features Originals which sell for $$$ Pookaberry Cafe is his latest immersive eat in art installation...where you can order MARCOART to go pick up a few of those little hand painted framed signed mini paper prints these Limited Edition prints all signed &; sealed by Marco making them unique limited edition collector's items familiar to all who recall Marco's Marcoart Mobile in SOHO NY or his Galleries in NYC's L.E.S...collect them all & if you like commission Marco to create an original painting or mural for you!

MARCOART is the Art Brand of Pookaberry Cafe Impresario Pop Artist Writer Poet Actor Filmmaker Marco As Much as Marco is an internationally renowned Artist Lower East Side POP Art Legend Designer of the Best Selling Artist Swatch "The Alien Baby" AKA POOKABERRY so too or his Art brand MARCOART...features Originals which sell for $$$ Pookaberry Cafe is his latest immersive eat in art installation...where you can order MARCOART to go pick up a few of those little hand painted framed signed mini paper prints these Limited Edition prints all signed &; sealed by Marco making them unique limited edition collector's items familiar to all who recall Marco's Marcoart Mobile in SOHO NY or his Galleries in NYC's L.E.S...collect them all & if you like commission Marco to create an original painting or mural for you!

MARCOART is the Art Brand of Pookaberry Cafe Impresario Pop Artist Writer Poet Actor Filmmaker Marco As Much as Marco is an internationally renowned Artist Lower East Side POP Art Legend Designer of the Best Selling Artist Swatch "The Alien Baby" AKA POOKABERRY so too or his Art brand MARCOART...features Originals which sell for $$$ Pookaberry Cafe is his latest immersive eat in art installation...where you can order MARCOART to go pick up a few of those little hand painted framed signed mini paper prints these Limited Edition prints all signed &; sealed by Marco making them unique limited edition collector's items familiar to all who recall Marco's Marcoart Mobile in SOHO NY or his Galleries in NYC's L.E.S...collect them all & if you like commission Marco to create an original painting or mural for you!

MARCOART is the Art Brand of Pookaberry Cafe Impresario Pop Artist Writer Poet Actor Filmmaker Marco As Much as Marco is an internationally renowned Artist Lower East Side POP Art Legend Designer of the Best Selling Artist Swatch "The Alien Baby" AKA POOKABERRY so too or his Art brand MARCOART...features Originals which sell for $$$ Pookaberry Cafe is his latest immersive eat in art installation...where you can order MARCOART to go pick up a few of those little hand painted framed signed mini paper prints these Limited Edition prints all signed &; sealed by Marco making them unique limited edition collector's items familiar to all who recall Marco's Marcoart Mobile in SOHO NY or his Galleries in NYC's L.E.S...collect them all & if you like commission Marco to create an original painting or mural for you!

MARCOART is the Art Brand of Pookaberry Cafe Impresario Pop Artist Writer Poet Actor Filmmaker Marco As Much as Marco is an internationally renowned Artist Lower East Side POP Art Legend Designer of the Best Selling Artist Swatch "The Alien Baby" AKA POOKABERRY so too or his Art brand MARCOART...features Originals which sell for $$$ Pookaberry Cafe is his latest immersive eat in art installation...where you can order MARCOART to go pick up a few of those little hand painted framed signed mini paper prints these Limited Edition prints all signed &; sealed by Marco making them unique limited edition collector's items familiar to all who recall Marco's Marcoart Mobile in SOHO NY or his Galleries in NYC's L.E.S...collect them all & if you like commission Marco to create an original painting or mural for you!