Food
Appetizers

Avocado Crisps
Panko crusted Avocado Fries topped with Hoisin & Cilantro. Served with Armageddon Sauce.$7.50
Crab Beignets
Savory French doughnuts stuffed with Crab Claws, Sweet Corn, Red & Green Onions, then drizzled with Scotty’s Awesome Sauce$8.95The Sprouts
Brussel Sprouts flash fried and tossed in a Sweet Chili Vinaigrette, garnished with Bacon & Red Onions 6.$7.50
Vietnamese Lettuce Wraps
Chicken marinated in Asian spices, sauteed & accompanied with Romaine Spears, pickled Vegetables, & topped w/Cilantro. Served with a Peanut Dipping Sauce$10.95
Tatertachos
Tater tots covered in spicy Pulled Pork, Tomatoes, Red & Green Onions, Bacon, Queso and Jalapeno Ranch. Topped w/Cilantro & Pickled Jalapeno$12.95
Dirty Fries
We take our Fries and smother them in Queso, Bacon, Cheese, Sour Cream, Onions & Pickled Jalapeno$7.95
Disco Fries
Fries tossed in our signature mix of Garlic, Parmesan & Truffle oil. Topped with our famous Awesome Sauce and a sunny-side up Egg$7.95
Mikey B's Nashville Tenders
A trio of spicy Chicken Tenders topped with Pickles Served w/Sweet Potato Fries, w/Awesome Sauce & Ranch Dressing for Dipping$12.95
Charcuterie Board
Salami, Pepperoni, Prosciutto, Brie, Irish Cheddar, and Blue Cheese w/Fruits, Nuts, Honey, Biscoff, and Crostini$20.95
Clear Lake Sampler
3 Avocado Fries w/Armageddon Sauce, 2 Crab Beignets w/Awesome Sauce & topped with Red & Green Onions , 2 Crispy Chicken Tenders w/Ranch & Disco Fries$18.50
Crispy Duck Wings
Like chicken but way better. Tossed in our own special Honey Sriracha Soy Glaze and Jalapeno Ranch & sprinkled with Sesame Seeds & garnished with Fresh Jalapeno Slices; w/ Fries$12.50Chips and Queso (6oz)
$7.95
Crab Cheese Sticks
(4) Creamy Crab Rangoon and Stretchy Mozzarella Sticks finally hooked up and got breaded and fried. Served with Sweet Chili Ranch$11.95
Meatball Skillet
Italian Style Beef and Chicken Meatballs, Lightly Fried and Bathed in Tangy Tomato Sauce, Peppers, Onions, Smoked and Regular Mozzarella and Baked. Served w Crusty Bread for Dipping$13.95
Korean Fried Chicken
Yangyeom Style Super Crispy Double Fried Chicken Thighs in a Sticky Sweet Spicy Glaze on top of Kimchi Marinated Cucumbers and topped w Green Onion and Sesame Seeds$12.95Spicy Garlic Peanut Noodles
$14.95
Pizzas
First Date
Olive Oil w/Dates, Prosciutto, Mozzarella, Blue Cheese, Arugula Hot Honey and Fresh Cracked Pepper$14.95
Southside Doublewide
Spicy Pepperoni, Italian Salami, Sausage, Bacon, Ham & extra melted Cheese$14.95
Sinatra
Tangy Marinara, Sausage, Red Peppers, Mushrooms, Mozzarella, Ricotta Cheese and Basil$14.95
The Lobbyist
Starts with a Garlic Sauce, & includes Grilled Chicken, Mushrooms, Bacon, Roasted Red Peppers, Arugula, Shaved Walnuts, topped with Ranch Dressing$15.95
71Threeza
Tangy house-made Marinara, Mozzarella, and one topping. Or customize with your faves$11.50
Hot & Heavy Pizza
Loads of Pepperoni, Cupping Pepperoni, Pepperoni Confetti, Extra Cheese, Hot Honey and Side of Chili Crunch Ranch$14.95
Everything, Everywhere all at Crust
Our Supreme Pizza with Cupping and Regular Pepperonis, Sausage, Bacon, Ham, Mushrooms, Onions, Peppers and Black Olives.$15.95Earth, Wind and Fire Pizza
A Funky Blend of Smoked Mozzarella, Italian Sausage, Mushrooms, Caramelized Onion, Hungarian Wax Peppers and Whiskey Bacon Jam$14.95
Sandwiches

The Burger
Ground cow, with all the usual suspects, Awesome sauce and Mayo on a Jalapeno Cheddar Sourdough Bun.$13.95
Mushroom Swiss Burger
Our Burger with double Swiss, sautéed Mushrooms, glazed Onions and Garlic Truffle Mayo$15.95
Farmhouse Burger
2 Angus Beef Patties 3 slices of Cheese, Pulled Pork, LTOP, Bacon, fried Egg & a large Fry.$22.95
The Cubano
Roasted Pork, Ham and Bacon with Swiss & American Cheese, Pickles, Onions, Mayonnaise & Mustard on toasted Bolillo Bread.$14.95
Duck Bahn Mi
House-Smoked Duck Breast, Prosciutto, pickled Veggies, Cucumber, Cilantro, with a creamy Gochujang Aioli$16.95
Grown Up Grilled Cheese
Texas Toast, Bacon, American, Swiss, Brie, Apple, and Apricot Preserves$11.95
Reuben
Smoked Pastrami Turkey, Tangy Sauerkraut, Caramelized Onion, Swiss Cheese and Pungent Russian Dressing on Buttery Marble Rye. Served with Fries$15.95
Chicken Katsu Sandwich
Crispy Panko Fried Chicken Thigh on Toasted Brioche with Creamy Mayo, Savory Tonkatsu Sauce, Cucumber, Pickled Onions and Shredduce. Served with Fries$12.95
Patty Melt
The Old School Diner Classic with 2 Beef Patties, Swiss Cheese, American Cheese, Caramelized Onion, Awesome Sauce and Whiskey Bacon Jam. Served with Fries$18.95
Salads

Cajun Chicken Caesar Cobb
Romaine dressed up like a Caesar and topped with Bacon, Corn, Egg, Blue Cheese, Tomatoes, Avocado, Smoked Almonds, House-Made Croutons, and Cajun Chicken$13.95
Staple and Blue
Shaved Brussel Sprouts, Arugula, Apple, Bacon Lardons, Red Onion, Chia Seeds, Dried Cranberry, Blue Cheese, Walnuts, topped with a Maple Bacon Vinaigrette$9.95
Shaking Beef
A Stellar French-Vietnamese Salad made with Marinated & Seared Steak Pieces, Caramelized Onion, Pickled Onion, Tomato, Cucumber, Peppery Arugula, Baby Romaine, Cilantro and Honey Lime Vinaigrette$12.50
Tacos

Korean Bbq Pork Tacos
Shredded BBQ Pork, Crispy Potatoes, Cilantro, and Pickled Onions. Topped w/Hoisin Sriracha Mayo$8.95
Pork Belly Tacos
Crispy brown sugar cured Pork, Onions, Cilantro and Awesome Sauce$8.95
Shrimp Tacos
Beer-battered Shrimp, Pineapple Preserves, Pico and creamy Awesome Sauce$12.95
Steak and Elotes Taco
2 Flour Tortillas Stuffed w Marinated Fajita, Mozzarella Cheese, Creamy Lime Elotes, Pickled Onion, Cilantro and Avocado$12.95
Tropic Thunder Tacos
3 Grilled Caribbean Jerk Chicken Tacos with Pineapple Preserves, PepperJack Cheese, Bacon Bits, Shredduce, Tomato, Onion and Jalapeno Ranch on top$9.95
Wings
Garlic Parm, Pineapple BBQ, Lime Pepper, Crunchy Chili Oil & Honey, Buffalo ,Hot Garlic, Xtra Hot Garlic, Honey Sriracha Soy, Mango Habanero, Sweet Cajun Heat, (One sauce per 6 wings) Flats or Drums only +1

Wings 6
Garlic Parm, Pineapple BBQ, Lime Pepper, Crunchy Chili Oil & Honey, Buffalo ,Hot Garlic, Xtra Hot Garlic, Honey Sriracha Soy, Mango Habanero, Sweet Cajun Heat, (One sauce per 6 wings) Flats or Drums only +1$11.95
Wings 12
Garlic Parm, Pineapple BBQ, Lime Pepper, Crunchy Chili Oil & Honey, Buffalo ,Hot Garlic, Xtra Hot Garlic, Honey Sriracha Soy, Mango Habanero, Sweet Cajun Heat, (One sauce per 6 wings) Flats or Drums only +1$21.95
Wings 18
Garlic Parm, Pineapple BBQ, Lime Pepper, Crunchy Chili Oil & Honey, Buffalo ,Hot Garlic, Xtra Hot Garlic, Honey Sriracha Soy, Mango Habanero, Sweet Cajun Heat, (One sauce per 6 wings) Flats or Drums only +1$31.95
Bonless Wings 10
Garlic Parm, Pineapple BBQ, Lime Pepper, Crunchy Chili Oil & Honey, Buffalo ,Hot Garlic, Xtra Hot Garlic, Honey Sriracha Soy, Mango Habanero, Sweet Cajun Heat, (One sauce per order of boneless chicken)$11.95
Sides, Sauces & Extras
Brunch
Abuelitas Breakfast Taco
2 Flour Tortillas stuffed with Scrambled Eggs, Crumbled Sausage, Crispy Bacon, Pico de Gallo, with Salsa for Dipping$11.45Chilaquiles
2 scrambled Eggs w/ Cheese, Red Onion, Cilantro, & fresh Corn Tortillas simmered in house-made Ancho Chile Salsa, served with Avocado Slices & Queso Tater Tots$11.95Greatest Sandwich
2-Fried Egg BLT on Texas Toast w/Awesome Sauce and Fries$10.95A.m.Tatertachos
Tater Tots w/Queso, Breakfast Sausage, Bacon, shredded cheese, Red & Green Onions, Tomato, pickled Jalapeno, 2 fried eggs, Jalapeno Ranch and Cilantro$12.45Charcuterie Board
Pepperoni, Prosciutto, Salami, Brie, Cheddar, and Blue Cheese w/Fruits, Nuts, Honey, Biscoff and Crostini$19.95Swine in a Sheet
Breakfast Tacos (3) w/crispy Pork Belly, Scrambled Eggs, Cheese, Awesome Sauce, Pico de Gallo, topped with a Maple Sambal Hot Glaze$10.95First Date Pizza
Start with Olive Oil. Top w/Dates, Prosciutto, Mozzarella, Blue Cheese, Arugula Hot Honey and Fresh Cracked Pepper$13.95Plan B Burger
Our Burger on Jalapeno Cheddar Sourdough bun, w/Bacon, Fried Egg, and Cheese; Served with Fries$13.95Kramer Scramble
A Scramble Skillet with a Tater Tot base, 3 Eggs, Breakfast Sausage, Caramelized Onions, Jalapeno slices, & Pepper Jack Cheese. Garnished with Gochujang Aioli & Green Onion and served with a Buttered English Muffin$10.95Costanza Omlette
Pulled Pork, crispy Pork Belly, Sausage, American Cheese & Tater Tots, inside a 3-Egg Omelet. Served with an Buttered English Muffin$13.95Side of 2 Pancakes
Side of Bacon (3 Strips)
$1.50Side of Eggs (2)
$1.50
All hours
| Sunday | 11:00 am - 11:30 pm |
| Monday | 5:00 pm - 11:30 pm |
| Tuesday | 5:00 pm - 11:30 pm |
| Wednesday | 5:00 pm - 11:30 pm |
| Thursday | 5:00 pm - 11:30 pm |
| Friday | 5:00 pm - 12:30 am |
| Saturday | 11:00 am - 12:30 am |
Restaurant info
Flip-flops, golf carts, laid-back, no worries attitude, and where there is a party around every corner. Life doesn’t get much better than this!
Location
3202 Marina Bay Dr ste m, Kemah, TX 77565
