Featured Items

Seasoned Curly Fries
Seasoned Curly Fries fried to perfection. **Contains: Soy & Wheat$5.00
Wingz
Six house-made seitan chikun wingz dipped in Buffalo or BBQ, topped with green onions, & served with a side of ranch. **Contains: Almonds, Soy, & Wheat$12.00
Dude Ranch
Fried seitan chikun patty topped with chedduh, ranch, bacun, lettuce, & tomato, served on a pretzel bun **Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Soy, & Wheat$12.00
Dinner
Appetizers

Fried Pickles
Fried pickle slices served with our house made Mississippi comeback sauce. **Contains: Soy & Wheat$7.00
Chili Cheeze Fries
Our signature curly fries topped with our meety house made chilli, chedduh cheeze, sour cream, & jalapeños. **Contains: Almond, Coconut, Soy & Wheat$13.00
Loaded Fries
Seasoned curly fries topped with cheeze sauce, bacun, ranch, & green onions **Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Soy, & Wheat$11.00
Mozzahella Cheeze Sticks
4 giant hand breaded mozzarella cheeze sticks served with a side of marinara. **Contains: Coconut, Soy, & Wheat$9.00
Pepperoni Rolls
Two pepperoni rolls served with garlic butter sauce and marinara sauce. **Contains: Coconut, Soy, & Wheat$8.00
Wingz
Six house-made seitan chikun wingz dipped in Buffalo or BBQ, topped with green onions, & served with a side of ranch. **Contains: Almonds, Soy, & Wheat$12.00
Fried Mushrooms
Fried mushrooms with your choice of dipping sauce! **Contains: Soy & Wheat (& almonds if you choose ranch for your dipping sauce.)**$8.00
Onion Rings
**Contains: Soy, & Wheat$7.00
Sandwiches

Anarchy Burger
Two housemade seitan burgers topped with chedduh cheeze, onions, lettuce, pickles, and 1000 island sauce on a double decker sesame seed bun. **Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Sesame, Soy, & Wheat$12.00
Bacun Cheeze Burger
Housemade seitan burger with 2 pieces of bacun, topped with chedduh cheeze, mayo, lettuce, tomato, & pickles on a brioche bun. **Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Sesame, Soy, & Wheat$10.50
Beeef N Chedduh
Thinly slice roast beeef topped with cheeze sauce & our homemade Seitan's sauce, served on a toasted onion roll **Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Sesame, Soy, & Wheat$9.00
Buffalo Chikun
Fried seitan chikun patty dipped in our homemade buffalo sauce topped with ranch, lettuce, & tomato, served on a pretzel bun **Contains: Almonds, Soy, & Wheat$10.00
Buffy Mac
Fried seitan chikun patty dipped in our housemade buffalo sauce topped with ranch, pickles, & mac n cheeze, served on a pretzel bun. **Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Soy, & Wheat$12.00
Cheezestake
Thinly sliced beeef marinated in rosemary & garlic topped with caramelized onions, gooey cheeze sauce, garlic mushrooms, lettuce, & housemade chipotle aioli sauce, served on a 9" hoagie roll. **Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Sesame, Soy, & Wheat$13.00
Chikun Parm
Our house made chikun patty on top of a toasted brioche bun smothered in mozzarella cheeze and marinara sauce. **Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Sesame, Soy & Wheat$12.00
Club Banger
Our housemade turkee & bacun topped with lettuce, tomato, red onion & chipotle aioli, served on a hoagie roll. **Contains: Sesame, Soy, & Wheat$12.00
Daddy's Thicc and Meaty
This is a cold cut sandwich featuring our Hahm, Roast Beeef, and Turkee topped with red onions, lettuce, tomato, and mayo on a 9" hoagie roll. **Contains: Sesame, Soy, & Wheat$13.00
Dude Ranch
Fried seitan chikun patty topped with chedduh, ranch, bacun, lettuce, & tomato, served on a pretzel bun **Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Soy, & Wheat$12.00
Gyro
Thinly sliced gyro beeef, topped with lettuce, tomato, & homemade tzatziki sauce, served on warm pita bread **Contains: Soy & Wheat$9.50
Italian Stallion
Our housemade pepperoni & hahm, lettuce, tomato, banana peppers, mozzarella cheeze & Italian dressing, served on a 9" hoagie roll. **Contains: Coconut, Sesame, Soy, & Wheat$12.00
Rick Reuben
Marbled rye bread filled with housemade thinly sliced corned beeef, mozzarella cheeze, sauerkraut & housemade thousand island dressing **Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Soy, & Wheat **May Contain: Walnuts$12.00
The Boss
Our signature Beeef N Chedduh with added jalapenos & bacun **Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Sesame, Soy, & Wheat$11.00
The Classic
Our thinly sliced roast beeef topped with horsey sauce, served on a brioche bun **Contains: Coconut, Sesame, Soy, & Wheat$8.00
The Notorious B.B.Q
Our hand shredded smoked porq topped with housemade BBQ sauce, coleslaw, and mac n cheeze, served on a sesame seed bun. **Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Sesame, Soy, & Wheat$12.00
Sauce
Bowl
Sides

Baked Potato Salad
House made Baked Potato Salad. **Contains: Soy & Wheat$5.00
Broccoli Salad
House made baked Broccoli Salad. **Contains: Soy & Wheat$5.00
Mac & Cheeze
Macaroni noodles mixed with our house made cheeze, topped with bacun and green onions. **Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Soy, & Wheat$6.00
Macaroni Salad
House made Macaroni Salad. **Contains: Soy & Wheat$5.00
Seasoned Curly Fries
Seasoned Curly Fries fried to perfection. **Contains: Soy & Wheat$5.00
Vinegar Coleslaw
House made Coleslaw. **Contains: Soy$5.00
Dessert

Carrot Cake
Once slice of Carrot Cake with a delightful cream cheeze frosting topped with walnuts & coconut. **Contains: Coconut, Soy, Walnuts, & Wheat$6.00
Devil's Food Cake
One slice of our Devil's Food Cake. **Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Soy, & Wheat$6.00
German Chocolate Cake
One slice of our chocolate cake, iced with creamy chocolate buttercream, filled and topped with a pecan & coconut caramel sauce. **Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Pecans, Soy, & WheatOUT OF STOCK$7.00
Krispy Treat
House made Krispy Treats. **Contains: Soy$4.00
Peanut Butter Pie
One piece of our peanut butter pie. **Contains: Coconut, Peanuts, Soy, & Wheat$6.00
The Basic Witch
A cup filled with layers of pumpkin pie pudding, cookie crumble, and whipped cream. **Contains: Coconut, Soy, & WheatOUT OF STOCK$9.00
The Devil's Cup
Chocolate cake, chocolate pudding, whipped cream, caramel sauce, walnuts, & chocolate drizzle layered in a cup. **Contains: Almonds, Coconut, Soy, Walnuts, & Wheat. **NO MODIFICATIONS**OUT OF STOCK$9.00
Merchandise
All hours
| Sunday | 11:00 am - 6:00 pm |
| Monday | Closed |
| Tuesday | Closed |
| Wednesday | 11:00 am - 8:00 pm |
| Thursday | 11:00 am - 8:00 pm |
| Friday | 11:00 am - 8:00 pm |
| Saturday | 9:00 am - 8:00 pm |
Restaurant info
Wouldst thou like to live life deliciously?
Location
3496 N. High St, Columbus, OH 43214










