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Tony' Pizza Snacks
Crispy wontons filled with a blend of cheese, pepperoni, marinara & secrets. Served with a side of ranch & marinara.OUT OF STOCK$10.00Spicy Queso Dip
This creamy, cheesy delight is perfectly spiced & topped with fresh jalapeños & scallions. Served with house-fried tortilla chips.$7.00Stuffed Tots
Bacon & cheddar stuffed tater tots. Served with a side of bleu cheese dressing.$10.00
Chicken Tenders
Four chicken tenders with Chronic Fries & a side of ranch.$13.50Chronic Fries
Our signature fries with a secret spicy seasoning. Served with a side of spicy avocado ranch.$7.00Chili Cheese Fries
Naked Fries topped with beef chili, spicy queso & scallions.$10.00Meathead Nachos
House-fried tortilla chips topped with beef chili, spicy queso, pico, cilantro lime sour cream, pickled jalapeños & cilantro.$14.00Full Montie Nachos
House-fried tortilla chips topped with vegan chorizo, vegan queso, ranch, pico, pickled jalapeños & cilantro.$12.50Real Chicken Wings
Eight jumbo wings tossed in your choice of sauce. Served with celery sticks & bleu cheese dressing.$15.50
Poor Man's Wings
Ten breaded potato wedges tossed in your choice of sauce. Served with celery sticks & vegan ranch.$11.00Vegan Chick(pea) Wings
House-made garbanzo "wings" tossed in your choice of sauce. Served with celery sticks & vegan ranch.$12.00
Burgers
Government Cheese Burger
Stuffed & topped with white American cheese, LTO, sliced pickles & a fried onion ring.$14.00The One Armed Matador
Topped with pepperjack cheese, bacon, hickory bourbon BBQ sauce, Tomato, shredded lettuce, jalapeno relish, crushed dill potato chips, and a fried onio ring.$15.00Plain Burger
Just the basics: LTO, sliced pickles & a fried onion ring.$13.00
Stella Blue Burger
Stuffed with white American cheese, topped with bleu cheese sauce, bacon, LTO, sliced pickles & a fried onion ring.$15.00The Mr. Fables
Green olives, dirty martini mayo, LTO, sliced pickles, Swiss cheese & a fried onion ring.$15.00Queso Jalapeno Burger
Stuffed with white American cheese, topped with spicy queso, pickled jalapeños, LTO, sliced pickles & a fried onion ring.$14.25Mission Impossible Hawaii
Blackened Impossible Burger® patty, topped with a grilled pineapple ring, BBQ sauce, spinach, sautéed peppers & onions on a pretzel bun.$15.00Classic American Smash Burger
Two patties smashed thin, topped with white American cheese, grilled onions, sliced pickles & mustard.$14.00
Hippie Stuffed Burger
House-made black bean & lentil burger, topped with vegan 1000 island & LTO on a pretzel bun.$13.50
Sandwiches & Wraps

Vegan Chicken Sandwich
Fried plant-based chicken patty topped with LTO & vegan ranch on a pretzel bun. Served with Chronic Fries.$14.50
Road Runner
Fire-braised chicken, grilled peppers & onions, cabbage, tomato & cilantro lime sour cream wrapped in a sun-dried tomato & basil tortilla. Served with fresh pico & house-fried tortilla chips.$13.00
It's Not a Samosa Wrap
Spiced potatoes, green peas, onion, chickpeas & green goddess dressing wrapped in a sun-dried tomato & basil tortilla. Served with fresh pico & house-fried tortilla chips.$12.50Blackberry Bacon Jam Grilled Cheese
Melted brie, blackberry bacon jam & red onion on sourdough. Served with Chronic Fries.$13.00Pulled Pork Sandwich
Pulled pork, cilantro lime sour cream & cilantro slaw on a pretzel bun. Served with Chronic Fries.$12.50
Chili Cheese Dog
Hot dogs are sandwiches here. Angus beef hot dog topped with chili beef, shredded cheddar & diced onions. Served with Chronic Fries.$10.00BLT
Six slices of applewood-smoked bacon, lettuce & tomato with garlic aioli on sourdough. Served with Chronic Fries.$13.00
Favorites
Walking Taco
Beef chili, cheddar cheese, shredded lettuce, cilantro lime, sour cream & fresh pico served on top of Nacho Cheese Doritos.$12.00Vegan Supreme
Vegan chorizo, cuban black beans, tostada shell, jalapeños, tomato & vegan cheese on a folded & grilled flour tortilla. Served with Chronic Fries.$12.50
Angry Pig Tacos
Spicy pork carnitas, cilantro slaw & cilantro lime sour cream on blue corn tortillas. Served with a side of pico, spicy queso & house-fried tortilla chips.$12.00
Mac & Cheeze-It
Mac cooked with gouda cheese sauce, topped with crushed Cheez-Its & scallions.$12.00
Salads

Your Mom's Ramen Salad
Crunchy ramen noodles with green leaf lettuce, cabbage & fried chickpeas. Served with a side of sesame vinaigrette.$18.00
Crispy Chick Salad
Green leaf lettuce loaded with cheddar cheese, fried chicken tenders, red onion & grape tomatoes. Served with a side of honey mustard dressing.$13.50
All hours
| Sunday | 12:00 pm - 12:00 am |
| Monday | 12:00 pm - 12:00 am |
| Tuesday | 12:00 pm - 12:00 am |
| Wednesday | 12:00 pm - 12:00 am |
| Thursday | 12:00 pm - 12:00 am |
| Friday | 12:00 pm - 1:00 am |
| Saturday | 12:00 pm - 1:00 am |
Restaurant info
Come in and enjoy!
Location
53 Commerce Avenue Southwest, Grand Rapids, MI 49503

