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    Stoney's Uptown Joint

    Bar / Pub
    Closed11AM - 8PM
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    Brunch Menu
    Gameday Lunch Menu

    Brunch Menu

    Brunch

    Served Saturday & Sunday until 1:30pm
    • Willy T's Ultimate Breakfast Sando

      Polidori Hatch Green Chili Smash Sausage Patty, Fried Egg, Crispy Hashbrown, & American Cheese on a brioche bun served with a side of Seasoned Potatoes
      $15.00
    • Chilaquiles

      Choice of Red Enchilada Sauce, Green Tomatillo Chili Sauce, or both (Christmas), Tortilla Chips, Chedder Jack Cheese, topped with 2 Fried Eggs, Pickled Onions, Cotija Cheese, Sliced Avocado
      $14.00
    • Breakfast Burrito

      Bacon, Scrambled Eggs, Seasoned Potatoes, & Colby Jack Cheese wrapped in a Flour Tortilla, Smothered in Green Chili & Queso & topped with Pico and a Fried Jalapeno
      $16.00
    • Veggie Breakfast Burrito

      Scrambled Eggs, Sautéed Mushrooms, Onions, Bell Peppers, Seasoned Potatoes, Black Beans, and Colby Jack Cheese Wrapped in a Flour Tortilla, Smothered in Queso and Topped with Pico & a Fried Jalapeño
      $15.00
    • Veggie Skillet

      Seasoned Potatoes topped with Scrambled Eggs, Queso, Peppers, Onions, Mushrooms, Spinach, and Tomatoes
      $15.00
    • Meat Head Skillet

      Scrambled Eggs, Seasoned Potatoes, Bacon, Homemade Sausage Gravy, Colby Jack
      $18.00
    • Chicken & Waffles

      Two Waffle Squares, Chicken Tenders, Powdered Sugar, served with Breakfast Potatoes & Syrup
      $16.00
    • Party Biscuits

      Two Buttermilk Biscuits smothered in House Made Sausage Gravy and topped with Nashville Hot Chicken and Candied Bacon
      $18.00
    • Biscuits & Gravy

      Two Buttermilk Biscuits smothered in housemade Sausage Gravy, served with Breakfast Potatoes
      $14.00
    • French Toast Sticks

      served with syrup
      $8.00

    Breakfast Sides

    • Side Bacon

      $3.00
    • Side Sausage

      $3.00
    • Side Seasoned Potatoes

      $3.00
    • Side White Toast

      $2.00
    • Side Fried Egg

      $3.00
    • Side Scrambled Egg

      $3.00
    • Side Syrup

      $0.50
    • Side Wheat Toast

      OUT OF STOCK
      $3.00

    Gameday Lunch Menu

    Limited Weekend Lunch

    • Mozzarella Sticks

      8 fried mozzarella sticks served with a side of marinara.
      $12.00
    • Pretzel

      Locally sourced salted pretzel pieces served with queso and whole grain mustard
      $12.00
    • Chips And Salsa

      Homemade salsa and crunchy corn tortilla chips
      $5.00
    • Chip Dip Trio

      Tortilla chips served with salsa, guacamole & queso
      $12.00
    • Mini Corn Dogs

      Nathan's all beef mini corn dogs served with ketchup and mustard
      $11.00
    • Chicken Tenders & Fries

      Chicken tenders served with shoestring fries and your choice of dipping sauce
      $14.00
    • Mac & Cheese Spring Rolls

      A Stoney's favorite! Hatch Green Chili Mac N' Cheese wrapped in a crisp wonton and served with a side of ranch
      $11.00
    • Shishito Peppers

      Shishito peppers tossed in a light coating of our award winning Thai cilantro sauce, salt, and pepper. Perfect for sharing!
      $8.00
    • Chorizo Fundido

      Spanish chorizo baked in a blend of chihuahua queso and asadero cheeses served with your choice of flour or corn tortillas
      $10.00
    • Carnitas Fundido

      Seasoned pork carnitas with onions and peppers- baked together with a blend of chihuahua and asadero cheeses served with your choice or corn or flour tortillas.
      OUT OF STOCK
      $10.00
    • Enchilada Party Fries

      Homemade Colorado Red Chili sauce poured over a heaping mound of seasoned curly fries, topped with lime crema, avocado cream drizzle, diced onions and cilantro.
      $14.00
    • Chili Cheese Party Fries

      Curly fries smothered in chili, cheese blend, and fresh onions. Your choice of red turkey chili or green chili.
      $13.00
    • Buffalo Chicken Fries

      Curly fries, smothered in queso, topped with crispy buffalo chicken, bleu cheese crumbles & green onions, side of ranch
      $14.00
    • Boneless 10

      10 boneless wings tossed in choice of sauce and choice of dipping sauce. Celery & carrots upon request
      $12.00
    • Stoney's Classic

      Smash patty, American cheese, lettuce, white onion, pickle & tomato on a potato bun. Served with shoestring fries
      $12.50
    • Stoney's Double Classic

      2 smash patties, American cheese, Stoney's sauce, lettuce, tomato, white onion, potato bun. Served with shoestring fries
      $16.00
    • Bad Hunter

      House-made black bean patty, Colby Jack, chipotle aioli, lettuce, onion & tomato on a brioche bun. Served with shoestring fries
      $14.00
    • Philly Cheesesteak

      Choice of chicken or beef with mushrooms, onions, peppers, and white American cheese on an Amoroso roll. Served with shoestring fries
      $16.00
    • Turkey Club

      Sliced turkey, pesto, bacon, Swiss cheese, spring mix, tomato, onion, and avocado on toasted bread. Served with shoestring fries
      $16.00
    • Crispy Chicken Sandwich

      Fried chicken breast, bacon, Colby Jack cheese, honey mustard, lettuce, tomato on a brioche bun. Served with shoestring fries
      $16.00
    • SOM- Mole Grilled Chicken

      Grilled chicken breast, smothered in house made Mole sauce (contains peanuts and nuts) on a potato bun. With ghost pepper aioli, cotija cheese, fresh avocado and house picked red onions. With shoestring fries. 
      $16.00
    • Full House Salad

      Spring mix, red onion, heirloom cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, feta cheese, croutons, and a choice of dressing
      $9.00
    • Half House Salad

      Spring mix, red onion, heirloom cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, feta cheese, croutons, with a choice of dressing
      $6.00
    • Chicken Caesar

      Choice of crispy chicken or chicken breast, romaine lettuce, red onion, heirloom cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, Parmesan, croutons, and Caesar dressing
      $13.00
    • Half Caesar Salad

      Romaine lettuce, Parmesan cheese, croutons, and Caesar dressing
      $6.00
    • Cup Green Chili

      Topped with pico & shredded cheese
      $6.00
    • Bowl Green Chili

      Topped with pico & shredded cheese
      $8.00
    • Cup Turkey Chili

      Ground Turkey, Kidney Beans, Black Beans, a Blend of Spices and a mixture of Chili Peppers Slowly Simmered. Topped with Cheese & Onions
      $6.00
    • Bowl Turkey Chili

      Ground Turkey, Kidney Beans, Black Beans, a Blend of Spices and a mixture of Chili Peppers Slowly Simmered. Add Shredded Cheese, Sour Cream and/or Raw Onion $0.25/per
      $8.00
    • Basket Shoestring Fries

      $5.00
    • Basket Curly Fries

      Crispy and deliciously seasoned
      $5.00
    • Basket Onion Rings

      Battered to perfection.
      $6.00
    • Basket Sweet Potato

      Drizzled in a sweet and salty sticky sauce
      $6.00
    • Truffle Fries

      Shoestring fries topped with Parmesan, served with a side of truffle aioli
      $7.00

    Add Ons

    • Side Ranch

      $1.00
    • Side Bleu Cheese

      $1.00
    • Side Honey Mustard

      $1.00
    • Side BBQ

      $1.00
    • Side Buffalo

      $1.00
    • Side Teriyaki

      $1.00
    • Side Italian

      $1.00
    • Side Caesar Dressing

      $1.00
    • Side Raspberry Vinaigrette

      $1.00
    • Side Mayo

      $0.50
    • Side Guacamole

      $3.00
    • Side Sour Cream

      $1.00
    • Side Avocado

      $2.00
    • Side Pico

      $1.00
    • Side Bacon

      $1.50
    • Side Marinara

      $1.00
    • Side Pickles

      $1.00
    • Side Whole Grain Mustard

      $1.00
    • Side Jalapeno

      $1.00
    • Side Queso

      $2.00
    • Side Celery

      $1.00
    • Side Tortilla Chips

      $3.00
    • Side Toast

      $3.00
    • Side Stoneys Sauce

      $1.00
    • Side Nashville Hot

      $1.00
    • Side Green Chili

      $1.00
    • Side Buffalo Pesto

      OUT OF STOCK
      $1.00
    • Side Spicy Pineapple

      $1.00
    • Side Pesto

      $1.00
    • Side Chix Breast

      $4.00
    • Side Fried Eggs

      $2.00
    • Side Honey Hot

      $1.00
    • Side XXX

      $1.00
    • Side Truffle Aioli

      $1.00
    • Side Chip Aioli

      $1.00
    • Side Salsa

      $1.00
    • Side Ghost Aioli

      $1.00
    • No Plasticware

    • Side Raspberry Vin

      $1.00
    • Side Beef Patty

      $4.00
    • Dog Beef Patty

      $4.00
    • Side Avocado Salsa

      $1.00
    • Side Carrots

      $1.00
    • Plasticware

    • Side Truffalo

      $1.00
    • Side 1000 Island

      $1.00
    • Side Pita

      $2.00
    • Side Flour Tortilla

      $1.00
    • Side Fried Jalapeno

      $1.00
    • Side Cucumbers

      $1.00
    • Side Seoul Sauce

      $1.00
    • Side Garlic Parm

      $1.00
    • Side Huckleberry

      $1.00
    • Side Honey Sriracha

      $1.00
    • Side colorado gold

      $1.00

    For the Pups

    • Puppy Patty

      Beef Patty, no seasoning or garlic
      $4.00
    • Chicken Breast

      $4.00
    • Cheese Please

      $1.00
    • Puppuchino


    All hours
    Sunday11:00 am - 8:00 pm
    Monday11:30 am - 8:00 pm
    Tuesday11:30 am - 8:30 pm
    Wednesday11:30 am - 9:00 pm
    Thursday11:30 am - 9:00 pm
    Friday11:30 am - 9:00 pm
    Saturday11:00 am - 9:00 pm
    Restaurant info

    We are a locally owned, Colorado themed, sports & music bar located in the heart of Denver. We have all NCAA, NFL & NHL Packages. We are the spot you want to be at to watch your favorites sports!

    Location

    1035 e 17th Ave, Denver, CO 80218

    Directions

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