The Clownery Restaurant

I will pay you to buy this please take it all 😭

Beans.

Please Disney don't copyright us i need this business to feed my family 😢

Cute and Tasty! but i don't know its ingredients, sorry. ***Does Not Contain Clown Meat***

These are just some scrambled eggs, bacon, pancakes, strawberries and wiped cream, but i get to charge extra because they are clown shaped 🤑

Look at this little dudes :) ★ ★ ★ ****Sorry, but you don't get to choose the flavor, it's a surprise***

Nothings better than the good old classics.

Do you like cheese? do you like popcorn? well i have great news for you.

This one is for the folks with a sweet tooth and an empty wallet.

Do you like nuts? well this is your lucky day.

We all love bacon so i figured i could capitalize on that! Anyways, they are good buy 'em.

This thing will destroy your stomach.

I have never tried Pretzels myself but the chef says they taste good and i believe whatever Jerry says, he is a wise man

They are super sweet, i can't stop eating this pretzels!!!

These corn dog mini muffins are sweet cornbread, baked around a juicy hot dog in a mini muffin tin. They are perfectly popable and so darn delicious!

Just like the ones that come from the street carts on the streets of New York City, only in miniature!

This thing will destroy your butt.

The item name has the whole description on it lol.

These are baked, so, you might believe it means they are healthier than the regular corn dogs, well, you are wrong.

Spice and Cheese, two of the best things that exist!

They are small and, well, i find that adorable.

This one is for the folks that love alcohol and animals.

A Simple Corn dog? You are just boring.

You have all the information on the items name, what else do you need? its a hot dog for gods sake!

Just the way Sonic likes 'em.

Yeah, we know you are morally superior to all the rest of us, just take your fake meat and go.

Almost the same as the regular chili dogs just that these have more cheese.

Viva Chile CTM!!!!!! Translation: This Hot Dogs have avocado on 'em.

Idk i think bagels are neat.

Fries fries fries i love fries!!!!

These are so good i might as well stop sellin' them and eat them all myself.

What can i say about this fries... really, what? i'm running out of jokes :(

There is nothing better than just some good old fries.

You really like these? they test like butt, no offence tho.

I wish this one tasted like a cangreburger😔

You might as well go and eat grass, it will be a lot cheaper.

This is just a fancy sandwich man control yourself.

My grannie used to say that if you eat too much chicken you will start growing feathers, i believe her.

The ugly cousin of a thing you love!

Wow, you must really hate yourself.

Time for your Doom 🔥🔥🔥

Is he... ya know?

An oldie but a goodie, these Churro Sticks are so satisfying and drizzled in amazing chocolate sauce.

A beautiful plate of food ✨

Are you able to handle this balls? 😈

The plush that will be sent to you will be completely randomized.

Don't gift this to your girlfriend/boyfriend/partner cheap-ass.