Featured Items

Egg n' Cheese
Folded eggs, melty havarti cheese and Mercury Sauce on our signature housemade English muffin$8.99
Big Ol' Pancake
Our signature plate-sized buttermilk pancake with a scoop of butter and Bonhomie Acre’s Pure Ohio maple syrup on the side$9.99
Classic Breakfast
Two eggs cooked to order, seasoned homefries and a griddled English muffin with your choice of sausage patty, turkey sausage, bacon or veggie bacon$15.99
Food Menu
Breakfast

The Big Bang
Split biscuit, two sunny side up eggs, seasoned homefries and country pork sausage gravy with cheddar cheese and your choice of sausage patty, turkey sausage, bacon or veggie bacon$16.99
Classic Breakfast
Two eggs cooked to order, seasoned homefries and a griddled English muffin with your choice of sausage patty, turkey sausage, bacon or veggie bacon$15.99
Space Cowboy Burrito
Folded eggs, chopped bacon or veggie bacon, peppers n’ onions, homefries and Mercury Sauce wrapped in a roasted red pepper tortilla and served with a side of seasoned tortilla chips and salsa$14.99
Breakfast Burger
Smash beef patty with a sunny side up egg, bacon, havarti cheese, spicy maple mustard and Mercury sauce served on an open-face griddled English muffin with a side of homefries$14.99
Steak n' Eggs
Ribeye steak (10oz) topped with Giardiniera butter and served with two sunny side up eggs, seasoned homefries and a griddled English muffin$24.99
Chicken n' Pancake
Three crispy chicken tenders tossed in hot honey butter and served atop a standard buttermilk pancake with a side of Bonhomie Acres Maple Syrup$16.00
Egg n' Cheese
Folded eggs, melty havarti cheese and Mercury Sauce on our signature housemade English muffin$8.99
Mediterranean Moon
An omelet with spinach, tomatoes, peppers n’ onions and feta cheese served with homefries and hummus with griddled pita$14.99
Midwest Moon
An omelet with potatoes, peppers n’ onions, chopped bacon or veggie bacon, cheddar cheese and chives, drizzled with avocado ranch and served with homefries$14.99
Hermes' Loaded Hash
Don’t shoot the messenger! Feed him our signature hash loaded with seasoned homefries, sautéed peppers n’ onions, mushrooms, spinach and fresh herbs topped with fresh avocado and two over easy eggs$14.99
Lunch
All sandwiches come with fries unless otherwise indicated.

Patty Melt
Two beef patties layered with melted havarti cheese, caramelized peppers n’ onions and Mercury Sauce on griddled jalapeño cheddar sourdough bread$15.99
B.L.T.
Griddled English muffin with layers of bacon or veggie bacon, lettuce, tomato and mayonnaise$15.99
Garlic Bread Grilled Cheese
White bread griddled in garlic butter with melted havarti and cheddar cheese, served with a cup of warm tomato basil soup$14.99
Diner Burger
Two beef patties with havarti cheese, shredded lettuce, tomato, onion, house pickles, mustard and Mercury Sauce on a brioche bun$15.99
The Space Bird
Crispy fried chicken breast tossed in hot honey butter, topped with shredded lettuce, house pickles and Mercury Sauce on a griddled brioche bun. Can be made *HOT OR NOT* !$15.99Chopped Chicken Gyro
Griddled chicken breast with hummus, mixed greens, Avocado Ranch, tomatoes, cucumbers, house pickles and pickled red onions in a warm pita$14.99
Turkey Bacon Ranch Club
Layers of roasted turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato and havarti cheese with Avocado Ranch and Mercury Sauce on griddled white bread *Try it Chef’s Way! Add pickled onions and Giardiniera Butter +$1.50*$15.99Basket O' Tendies
Four crispy chicken tenders seasoned with Mercury Dust, served with a side of fries and your choice of Avocado Ranch or Mercury Sauce for dipping$13.99
Salads
Our signature leafy greens mix is a hearty blend of romaine, shredded red cabbage, and frisée.

Mercury Cobb Salad
Mixed greens with cherry tomatoes, pickled red onions, hardboiled egg, bacon crumbles, pepitas, queso fresco, fresh avocado and Avocado Ranch dressing$15.99
Greek Salad
Mixed greens with cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, pickled red onions, Kalamata olives, feta cheese and Garlic Lemon vinaigrette, served with fresh hummus and toasted pita$14.99
Sweets & Shareables

Big Ol' Pancake
Our signature plate-sized buttermilk pancake with a scoop of butter and Bonhomie Acre’s Pure Ohio maple syrup on the side$9.99
Spaceballs
Six sugared banana fritters with peanut butter fudge sauce, chocolate drizzle, powdered sugar and a side of strawberry jam$9.99Breakfast Nachos Supreme
Housemade tortilla chips seasoned with Mercury Dust and topped with queso blanco, scrambled egg, pickled red onions and jalapenos with sour cream and mild salsa$12.99
Alien-Style Loaded Fries
Crispy fries loaded with queso blanco, chopped beef patties, house pickles and a swirl of Mercury Sauce$9.99
À La Carte
Biscuits & Gravy
Steamy split biscuit smothered in our savory country pork sausage gravy$9.00
Greek Yogurt Parfait
Greek yogurt bowl with fresh fruit, housemade granola and a drizzle of honey.$7.00
Home Fries
Fresh made home fries sprinkled in our savory Mercury Dust spice blend$5.50
French Fries
Crispy french fries$5.50
Fresh Fruit Cup
mixed fruit$5.00
Side Salad
Mercury greens mix, cherry tomatoes, english muffin croutons, choice of housemade dressings: Avocado Ranch or Garlic Lemon Vinaigrette$6.50
English Muffin
Our signature english muffin! Griddled and served with a side of salted butter$3.00Biscuit
$3.00Standard Pancake
$5.00Side of Toast
Side of griddled toast. Choose: White Bread, Jalapeño Cheddar Sourdough, Marble Rye or Gluten Free Bread$2.00
2 Eggs
$4.00
Bacon
$4.00
Veggie Bacon
$4.00
Sausage Patties
$5.00Turkey Sausage Patties
$5.00
Cup Sausage Gravy
$5.50Ribeye Steak (10oz)
$12.001 Piece Fried Chicken
$5.001 Piece Grilled Chicken
$5.00Bonhomie Acres Maple Syrup (2oz)
Pure Ohio Maple Syrup from Bonhomie Acres$1.50Side of Mercury Sauce
$1.50Side of Avocado Ranch
$1.50Side of Garlic Lemon Vinaigrette
$1.50Honey Butter
$0.75Butter
$0.50Strawberry Jam (2oz)
Housemade strawberry jam$0.75Space Jam (2oz)
Chef's seasonal fruit jam!$1.50Avocado Slices
$2.00Sautéed Peppers & Onions
$2.00Soup (Tomato Bisque)
$4.00
English Muffin 4-Pack
A 4-pack of our signature english muffins – made in house everyday!$8.99Merc Dust
$4.99
Home Fries
Fresh made home fries sprinkled in our savory Mercury Dust spice blend$5.50
French Fries
Crispy french fries$5.50
Fresh Fruit Cup
mixed fruit$5.00
Side Salad
Mercury greens mix, cherry tomatoes, english muffin croutons, choice of housemade dressings: Avocado Ranch or Garlic Lemon Vinaigrette$6.50
2 Eggs
$4.00
Bacon
$4.00
Veggie Bacon
$4.00
Sausage Patties
$5.00Turkey Sausage Patties
$5.00
Cup Sausage Gravy
$5.50Ribeye Steak (10oz)
$12.001 Piece Fried Chicken
$5.001 Piece Grilled Chicken
$5.00Burger Patty
$3.00Plant-Based Patty
$3.00
English Muffin
Our signature english muffin! Griddled and served with a side of salted butter$3.00Biscuit
$3.00Standard Pancake
$5.00Side of Toast
Side of griddled toast. Choose: White Bread, Jalapeño Cheddar Sourdough, Marble Rye or Gluten Free Bread$2.00Bonhomie Acres Maple Syrup (2oz)
Pure Ohio Maple Syrup from Bonhomie Acres$1.50Side Mercury Sauce
$0.25Side Avocado Ranch
$0.25Side of Garlic Lemon Vinaigrette
$1.50Honey Butter
$0.75Butter
$0.50Strawberry Jam (2oz)
Housemade strawberry jam$0.75Space Jam (2oz)
Chef's seasonal fruit jam!$1.50Side of Queso Blanco
$1.50Biscuits & Gravy
Steamy split biscuit smothered in our savory country pork sausage gravy$9.00
Greek Yogurt Parfait
Greek yogurt bowl with fresh fruit, housemade granola and a drizzle of honey.$7.00
English Muffin 4-Pack
A 4-pack of our signature english muffins – made in house everyday!$8.99Merc Dust
$4.99Soup (Tomato Bisque)
$4.00Avocado Slices
$2.00Sautéed Peppers & Onions
$2.00
Beverage Menu
Coffee
Specialty Drinks, Juices & Sodas
All hours
| Sunday | 8:00 am - 2:45 pm |
| Monday | 8:00 am - 2:45 pm |
| Tuesday | 8:00 am - 2:45 pm |
| Wednesday | 8:00 am - 2:30 pm |
| Thursday | 8:00 am - 2:45 pm |
| Friday | 8:00 am - 2:45 pm |
| Saturday | 8:00 am - 2:45 pm |
Restaurant info
...a kind of cosmic place!
Location
621 Parsons Avenue, Columbus, OH 43206




