The Neon Raccoon at Central Ohio Primary Care

The Usual — A single hand-ground brisket & chuck smash patty topped with melted yellow American cheese, grilled onions, pickles, and our signature Feral Sauce on a toasted brioche bun. Served with fresh-cut fries, a side of Feral Sauce, and your choice of beverage. $15 + tax

The Riot — A single hand-ground brisket & chuck smash patty topped with melted pepper jack cheese, garlic confit aioli, and crispy jalapeño crisps on a toasted brioche bun. Served with fresh-cut fries, a side of our signature Feral Sauce, and your choice of beverage. $15 + tax.

A single patty, hand-ground chorizo smash burger stacked with white American cheese, Fresno aioli, Fresno peppers, and Mexican street corn—all loaded onto a toasted brioche bun. Served with fresh cut fries, a side of our feral sauce, and choice of beverage.

A single -patty, hand-ground brisket and chuck smash burger stacked with Swiss cheese, thick-cut bacon, rosemary, garlic and thyme sautéed mushrooms, and garlic-chive aioli—all loaded onto a toasted brioche bun. Served with fresh cut fries, a side of our feral sauce, and choice of beverage.

The burger that started it all. Double patty smash burger topped with yellow American cheese, grilled onions, pickles, and Feral Sauce. Simple, loud, and the reason we're here. Served with fresh cut fries.

Crunchy. Craveworthy. A good life choice. Double patty smash burger, pepper jack cheese, garlic confit aioli, and crispy jalapeño crisps. Not responsible for sudden cravings. Served with fries.

A double-patty, hand-ground brisket and chuck smash burger stacked with Swiss cheese, thick-cut bacon, rosemary, garlic and thyme sautéed mushrooms, and garlic-chive aioli—all loaded onto a toasted brioche bun.

Comfort food with zero shame. White and yellow American cheese melted on Texas toast with a crispy cheese skirt. Childhood nostalgia with a serious upgrade. Served with fresh cut fries.

The grilled cheese your burger is jealous of. Yellow American cheese, caramelized onion bacon jam, and Feral Sauce on Texas toast. The hookup everybody needs. Served with fresh cut fries.

Five of our chicken wings kissed with smoke, fried crispy, and served naked or tossed in your choice of our made in house wing sauces. Served with a side of made in house Ranch or Bleu Cheese.

Ten of our chicken wings kissed with smoke, fried crispy, and served naked or tossed in your choice of our made in house wing sauces. Served with two sides of made in house Ranch or Bleu Cheese.

Fresh cut fries , double fried, fried crispy, and tossed with salt. Fair fries style

Made in House Pimento Cheese served with buttery Ritz crackers. A little classy, a little trashy, entirely delicious.

Extra Sides of Sauce for those who love the dip and dunk

A single, unseasoned smash burger patty made just for your ride or die four-legged passenger.

Single patty smash burger with American Cheese. Served with a side of fries.