Featured Items

Chocobo Bomb
A delicious tenders wrap with shredded cheese and lettuce. Available with Ranch, Honey Mustard, Buffalo or Hot Honey!$15.99
Lemonade
$3.39+
The Three Monger-teers
Mozzarella, cheddar, and provolone cheeses. The classic pie. Available on rustic crust, gluten free neapolitan, and gluten free cauliflower crust! (Rustic crust shown)$11.49+
Late Night Food

Pickled Spear of Frugality
Its a pickle!$1.29
Corn Chips
Another crispy, salty classic, now gluten free!$4.00
Potato Chips
A crisp salty classic!$3.00
Chocolate Chip Cookie
A mouthwatering chocolate chip cookie, baked fresh daily. Ask for it warmed up!$3.29
Gluten Free Brownies
A classic chocolate brownie, now gluten free!$4.29
Food
Apps

Pickled Spear of Frugality
Its a pickle!$1.29Oh Snap! Pickles
$4.99
Gamgee's Poe-Tay-Toe Fries
Boil 'em, mash 'em, or stick 'em in the oven till they're nice and crispy! Tossed in our signature Tavern Spice blend, and served with dipping sauce of your choice!$5.99
Fries that Require a Fork
Take our signature fries, drown them in hot cheese and top with bacon! Definitely need a fork for this plate!$7.99
Cockatrice Tenders
Don't worry, we only use the rooster bits of the cockatrice to make these delicious breaded boneless tenders.$10.99
Potato Chips
A crisp salty classic!$3.00
Corn Chips
Another crispy, salty classic, now gluten free!$4.00
Khorne Nachos
Crispy tortilla chips, three cheese blend, black beans, olives and cherry peppers toasted up in the oven and topped with all the toppings you would to choose!$13.99Cheesemonger's Bounty
Delicious battered mozz sticks, baked up fresh in our oven to delicious, crunchy, cheese pull perfection!$7.99
Perplexing Puzzle Dough
A delicious baked dough twisted into the most perplexing knot. Available salty or cinnamon sweet, this treat is the perfect tableside snack!$7.49Cowboy Caviar
$5.99Lawful Good Falafel
$11.49Oliphaunt Ear
$7.99
Sandwiches

Curse of Swine
Freshly sliced ham, swiss, sharp french dijon mustard and lettuce. Gluten free roll option available!$12.99
Salami, Lady of Scrolls
Savory salami, creamy provolone, ripe tomatoes, sweet red onion and crisp lettuce all topped with our own Scarred Bard sandwich dressing! Gluten free roll option available!$13.99
Storm Crow
Freshly sliced turkey, bacon, American cheese, lettuce, and tomato. Gluten free roll option available!$14.99
Appily Ever After Panini
A vegetarian panini with crisp green apples paired with a sweet fig jam and sharp cheddar cheese topped with arugula will be sure to delight your palate. Gluten free roll option available!$12.99
Cheese Stands Alone Panini
A classic panini pressed grilled cheese with American, swiss, yellow and white cheddar cheese. Add tomatoes, bacon, ham, whatever! Gluten free roll option available!$9.99
Boros Parm Panini
Marinara, cherry peppers, crispy chicken and fresh mozzarella come together for a delicious bite! Gluten free roll option available!$19.99
Meat Ball Lightning
A classic combo, the marinara, mozzarella, cherry peppers and meatballs come together on this delicious oven toasted treat! Gluten free roll option available!$15.99Q-BIN, Epicurean Droid
$15.49
Wraps

The Emperor Protects
A classic chicken Ceasar wrap with fresh baked croutons and roasted red pepper. A feast fit for the Golden Throne!$15.99
Nerd-Herder
A classic turkey bacon ranch wrap, perfect for fueling up for the big game!$16.49
Chocobo Bomb
A delicious tenders wrap with shredded cheese and lettuce. Available with Ranch, Honey Mustard, Buffalo or Hot Honey!$15.99Gunslinger
$16.49Falafel Wrap
$16.99
Pizza

The Three Monger-teers
Mozzarella, cheddar, and provolone cheeses. The classic pie. Available on rustic crust, gluten free neapolitan, and gluten free cauliflower crust! (Rustic crust shown)$11.49+
Pippin's Pep
Our three cheese blend meets classic spicy pepperoni. Available on rustic crust, gluten free neapolitan, and gluten free cauliflower crust! (Rustic crust shown)$13.49+
Pippin's Pep (Hot Honey)
Crispy pepperoni, three cheese, & hot honey drizzle. A sweet and spicy pie to delight the taste buds. Available on rustic crust, gluten free neapolitan, and gluten free cauliflower crust! (Rustic crust shown)$14.99+
Phoenix Ascended
Three cheese, chopped chicken breast, and a hot honey drizzle come together on this delicious pie. Available on rustic crust, gluten free neapolitan, and gluten free cauliflower crust! (Rustic crust shown)$16.99+
The Rancher
Three cheese blend, chicken breast, and bacon all on a buttermilk ranch base. A house favorite! Available on rustic crust, gluten free neapolitan, and gluten free cauliflower crust! (Rustic crust shown)$16.49+
Meatier Storm
Out classic pie loaded with bacon, pepperoni and meatballs. A hearty bite from end to end! Available on rustic crust, gluten free neapolitan, and gluten free cauliflower crust! (Rustic crust shown)$17.99+Saint Florentine
$17.99+Fig & Pig
$20.99+
Desserts

Chocolate Chip Cookie
A mouthwatering chocolate chip cookie, baked fresh daily. Ask for it warmed up!$3.29
Cake of the Week
This weeks cake is a delicious cannoli cake!$9.50
Gluten Free Brownies
A classic chocolate brownie, now gluten free!$4.29
Just a 'lil Biscotti
These are a delicious Sicilian almond cookie, coated with sesame seeds. Delicious with a glass of mead, coffee, or a stout beer!$1.29
Non-Alcoholic Beverages
Fountain
Potions
Animal Friendship
$3.99
Charm Person
A layered mix of cranberry, energy, with a splash of soda. A fiery spectacle to behold!$3.99
Cursed
A blend of cranberry, lemonade, ginger ale and energy. A very convincing concoction!$3.99
Fire-Breathing
Tend to your wounds with our mix of cranberry and Mountain Dew!$3.99
Fire Resistance
Hide from your enemies, sneak to your goal! Try this mix of Sprite, Lemonade, and Mountain Dew!$3.99Flying
$3.99
Healing
Swim strong and deep with this mix of Cranberry and Iced Tea!$3.99
Invisibility
Fend off their blows and spells with this mix of Iced Tea, Lemonade, and Energy Drink!$3.99Mind Reading
$3.99Water Breathing
$3.99
Cafe
Espresso
We're proud to serve Lavazza, "Italy's Favorite Coffee" to our valued customers! Choose from espresso singles, doubles, latte's, americanos, cappuccinos and more.
All hours
| Sunday | 12:00 pm - 9:00 pm |
| Monday | 12:00 pm - 9:00 pm |
| Tuesday | 12:00 pm - 9:00 pm |
| Wednesday | 12:00 pm - 9:00 pm |
| Thursday | 12:00 pm - 9:00 pm |
| Friday | 12:00 pm - 9:00 pm |
| Saturday | 12:00 pm - 9:00 pm |
Restaurant info
The Scarred Bard in East Windsor blends elevated pub fare with a playful, adventurous twist. From loaded fries and flatbreads to paninis, pizzas, and creative cocktails, there’s something for everyone — including vegetarian and gluten-free options. Set inside a cozy, tavern-inspired space, the atmosphere is warm, quirky, and welcoming, making it the perfect spot to enjoy great food, craft drinks, and a night of games with friends.
Location
74 Bridge Street, East Windsor, CT 06088



















