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    Village Idiot Pizza - Five Points

    2009 Devine Street

    Columbia, SC 29205


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    Featured Items

    • 16" Create Your Own

      $15.81
    • 12" Create Your Own

      $13.81
    • Garlic Knots

      Hand twisted and smothered in garlic butter and parmesan. Served with house red sauce.
      $6.99

    PIZZA

    Create Your Own Pizza

    • 12" Create Your Own

      $13.81
    • 16" Create Your Own

      $15.81
    • 10" Gluten Free Create Your Own

      We use premade, individually packaged frozen GF crusts. They are prepared and cooked in a kitchen that uses high-gluten flour, and traces may be present. For this reason we do not recommend this option for those with high gluten intolerance.
      $14.99

    12" Specialty Pizzas

    • 12" Barnyard

      Pepperoni, Italian sausage, mushroom, ham, roasted red pepper, jalapeno, extra cheese
      $20.91
    • 12" BBQ Chicken

      BBQ base, grilled chicken, cheddar, onion
      $16.81
    • 12" Bud Man Special

      Pepperoni, Italian sausage, mushroom, onion, extra cheese
      $19.81
    • 12" Buffalo Chicken

      Buffalo base with grilled chicken and swirls of hot sauce and either ranch or bleu cheese
      $16.81
    • 12" Chicken Hibachi

      Teriyaki base, chicken, broccoli, red onion, swirls of sriracha and yum yum sauce
      $18.81
    • 12" Chicken Mediterranean

      Pesto base, grilled chicken, feta, tomato, onion
      $20.81
    • 12" Fat Hawaiian

      Ham, pineapple, bacon
      $16.81
    • 12" Freshman Fifteen

      Pepperoni and extra cheese served with a side of ranch
      $17.81
    • 12" Godfather

      Italian sausage, onion, green pepper
      $16.81
    • 12" Great White North

      White base, bacon, Italian sausage
      $20.81
    • 12" Greek

      Black olive, feta, tomato, onion, caper
      $18.81
    • 12" Italian

      Ham, pepperoni, salami
      $16.81
    • 12" Italian Flag

      White base, spinach, tomato, garlic
      $16.81
    • 12" Kamikaze

      Ham, pineapple, jalapeno
      $16.81
    • 12" Meaty, Beaty, Big, and Bouncy

      Pepperoni, Italian sausage, ham, ground beef
      $18.81
    • 12" Octopus' Garden

      Spinach, broccoli, tomato, green pepper, mushroom, onion
      $18.81
    • 12" Park Avenue

      Artichoke, spinach, garlic, tomato, grilled chicken
      $18.81
    • 12" Pesto Primavera

      Pesto base, artichoke, mushroom, tomato
      $20.81
    • 12" Rajun Cajun

      Cajun chicken, onion, tomato, jalapeno
      $17.81
    • 12" Rucker

      Ranch base, grilled chicken, bacon
      $17.81
    • 12" Village Special

      Pepperoni, Italian sausage, mushroom, green pepper, onion, black olive
      $19.81
    • 12" White Pizza Paradise

      White base, roasted red pepper, caper, onion, garlic
      $17.81
    • 12" Zambini

      Pesto base, tomato, onion, Italian sausage, jalapeno
      $20.81
    • 12" Monthly Feature

      June 2026: Euro Summer - Heavy cream base topped with mozzarella, prosciutto, arugula, pistachios, and a honey drizzle
      $19.81

    16" Specialty Pizzas

    • 16" Barnyard

      Pepperoni, Italian sausage, mushroom, ham, roasted red pepper, jalapeno, extra cheese
      $23.91
    • 16" BBQ Chicken

      BBQ base, grilled chicken, cheddar cheese, onion
      $19.81
    • 16" Bud Man Special

      Pepperoni, Italian sausage, mushroom, onion, extra cheese
      $22.81
    • 16" Buffalo Chicken

      Buffalo base with grilled chicken and swirls of hot sauce and either ranch or bleu cheese
      $19.81
    • 16" Chicken Hibachi

      Teriyaki base, grilled chicken, broccoli, red onion, with a swirl of sriracha and yum-yum sauce
      $21.81
    • 16" Chicken Mediterranean

      Pesto base, grilled chicken, feta, tomato, onion
      $23.81
    • 16" Fat Hawaiian

      Ham, pineapple, bacon
      $19.81
    • 16" Freshman Fifteen

      Pepperoni and extra cheese served with a side of ranch
      $20.81
    • 16" Godfather

      Italian sausage, onion, green pepper
      $19.81
    • 16" Great White North

      White base, bacon, Italian sausage
      $23.81
    • 16" Greek

      Black olive, feta, tomato, onion, caper
      $21.81
    • 16" Italian

      Ham, pepperoni, salami
      $19.81
    • 16" Italian Flag

      White base, spinach, tomato, garlic
      $19.81
    • 16" Kamikaze

      Ham, pineapple, jalapeno
      $19.81
    • 16" Meaty, Beaty, Big, and Bouncy

      Pepperoni, Italian sausage, ham, ground beef
      $21.81
    • 16" Octopus' Garden

      Spinach, broccoli, tomato, green pepper, mushroom, onion
      $21.81
    • 16" Park Avenue

      Artichoke, spinach, garlic, tomato, grilled chicken
      $21.81
    • 16" Pesto Primavera

      Pesto base, artichoke, mushroom, tomato
      $23.81
    • 16" Rajun Cajun

      Onion, tomato, jalapeno, Cajun chicken
      $20.81
    • 16" Rucker

      Ranch base, grilled chicken, bacon
      $20.81
    • 16" Village Special

      Pepperoni, Italian sausage, mushroom, green pepper, onion, black olive
      $22.81
    • 16" White Pizza Paradise

      White base, roasted red pepper, caper, onion, garlic
      $20.81
    • 16" Zambini

      Pesto base, tomato, onion, Italian sausage, jalapeno
      $23.81
    • 16" Monthly Feature

      June 2026: Euro Summer - Heavy cream base topped with mozzarella, prosciutto, arugula, pistachios, and a honey drizzle
      $22.81

    FOOD

    Appetizers

    • Spicy Pimento Cheese Fries

      OUT OF STOCK
      $9.99
    • Cheese Bread

      Garlic bread topped with provolone cheese. Served with house red sauce.
      $8.99
    • Garlic Bread

      Served with house red sauce
      $7.99
    • Garlic Knots

      Hand twisted and smothered in garlic butter and parmesan. Served with house red sauce.
      $6.99
    • Italian Cheese Dip

      "Dirty" cheese fondue with house red sauce, parmesan, and sausage. With house pizza crust strips.
      $9.99
    • Mozzarella Sticks

      Served with house red sauce.
      $9.99
    • Rosemary Fries

      Served with warm cheese fondue for dipping.
      $8.99
    • Wing Chips

      $5.99
    • Celery and Dip

      $3.99
    • Buffalo Chicken Dip

      Served with wing chips
      $11.49
    • Appetizer Platter

      $19.49

    Salads

    • Side Idiot Salad

      Lettuce, tomato, green pepper, onion, pepperoncini.
      $3.99
    • Small Idiot Salad

      Lettuce, tomato, green pepper, onion, pepperoncini.
      $6.99
    • Large Idiot Salad

      Lettuce, tomato, green pepper, onion, pepperoncini.
      $9.99
    • Side Greek Salad

      Lettuce, tomato, caper, onion, kalamata olive, pepperoncini, feta cheese. Anchovies available upon request.
      $4.99
    • Small Greek Salad

      Lettuce, tomato, caper, onion, kalamata olive, pepperoncini, feta cheese. Anchovies available upon request.
      $8.99
    • Large Greek Salad

      Lettuce, tomato, caper, onion, kalamata olive, pepperoncini, feta cheese. Anchovies available upon request.
      $12.99
    • Grilled Chicken Salad

      Lettuce, tomato, green pepper, onion, pepperoncini, cheddar, 4oz chicken breast
      $15.89
    • Antipasto Salad

      Idiot salad with pepperoni, ham, salami, provolone, mozzarella cheese.
      $15.89
    • Catering Idiot Salad

      Feeds 10-12
      $20.00
    • Catering Greek Salad

      Feeds 10-12
      $26.00
    • Side of Grilled Chicken

      $4.50

    Wings & Fingers

    • Chicken Fingers

      Served with your choice of dip sauce.
      $12.99
    • Chicken Fingers Basket

      Served with wing chips and your choice of dip sauce. Try tossing them in a wing flavor! (Pictured with rosemary fries)
      $14.99
    • 8 Wings

      Served with celery and ranch or bleu cheese.
      $14.99
    • Wing Basket

      8 wings and wing chips served with celery and ranch or bleu cheese.
      $15.99
    • 25 Wings

      Served with celery and ranch or bleu cheese.
      $39.99
    • 50 Wings

      Served with celery and ranch or bleu cheese.
      $69.49

    Sides

    • Bone Dip

      For your crust.
      $3.00
    • 4oz Ranch

      $2.00
    • 2oz Ranch

      $1.00
    • 4oz Bleu Cheese

      $2.00
    • 2oz Bleu Cheese

      $1.00
    • 2oz Red Sauce

      $0.60
    • 4oz Red Sauce

      $1.00
    • 2oz Salad Dressing

      $0.50
    • 2oz Wing Sauce

      $0.50
    • Side of Pepperonicinis

      $1.00

    SOMETHING SWEET

    Sweets

    • Cannolis

      Two mini cannoli shells filled with chocolate chip cream.
      $6.75
    • Dough Pillows

      Fried Beignet dough tossed in sugar.
      $8.99
    If you use a credit card, this establishment will charge an additional 3.00% ($0.00) to help offset processing costs. This amount is not more than what this establishment pays in fees.

    All hours
    Sunday11:00 am - 11:30 pm
    MondayClosed
    Tuesday4:00 pm - 11:30 pm
    Wednesday4:00 pm - 11:30 pm
    Thursday4:00 pm - 11:30 pm
    Friday4:00 pm - 11:30 pm
    Saturday11:00 am - 11:30 pm
    Restaurant info

    Serving NY Style Pizza in Columbia since 1990!

    Location

    2009 Devine Street, Columbia, SC 29205

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