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    Kitsch R. House

    301 W 29th St

    Baltimore, MD 21211


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    KITSCH
    DRINK
    Pickup Only
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    Featured Items

    • B.Y.O.Breaky

      choose your own egg-venture with our build your own option
      $8.00
    • KitschWich

      scrambled egg, american cheese, brioche bun
      $8.00
    • Latte

      espresso with milk
      $5.00+

    KITSCH

    Specials

    • French Kiss

      avocado, shaved chicken sausage, fried egg, lavender aioli, hashbrown, pepperjack, and cheddar cheese on sourdough
      $14.00
    • The Pacific Porker

      caramelized pineapple ham, swiss, green bell pepper, spring greens, spicy cilantro honey mustard, fried egg on a brioche bun
      $13.00
    • Sea Foam Frappe

      ginger, pineapple juice, pomegranate juice, vanilla and lemonade blended and splendid.
      $5.00+
    • Lavender Honey Latte

      tastes like spring... honey lavender syrup, espresso and your choice of milk
      $6.50+
    • Dirty Chai Frappe

      frappe with cold brew coffee, house chai syrup blended and splendid with whipped cream on top
      $6.00+
    • Espresso Shandy

      half espresso, half lemonade... 100% refreshing
      $5.00+
    • Bagel & Schmear

      $4.50
    • Bagel & Basil Pesto Schmear

      OUT OF STOCK
      $5.50
    • Dill Pickle Schmear

      cream cheese whipped with dill and chopped pickles... on an everything or plain bagel
      $5.50

    Breakfast

    • B.Y.O.Breaky

      choose your own egg-venture with our build your own option
      $8.00
    • KitschWich

      scrambled egg, american cheese, brioche bun
      $8.00
    • Cuban

      fried egg, ham sauteed with onions, swiss, pickles & dijonnaise on brioche bun
      $11.00
    • Steak & Egg

      fried egg, brisket, beef jus shrooms, pepperjack and spicy honey on brioche bun
      $13.00
    • Monte Cristo

      fried egg, turkey, jalapeño, cheddar, strawberry jam & powdered sugar on brioche bun
      $10.50
    • Classic Double

      scrambled egg, bacon, sausage & american on brioche bun
      $12.00

    Lunch

    • B.Y.O.Lunchy

      $7.50
    • Berkeley

      hummus, avocado, lettuce, tomato, onion, sprouts, jalapeños, cucumber with mustard on honey grain
      $12.00
    • Deli Salad

      your choice of chicken or tuna salad. Make it classic diner melt if you'd like!
      $11.00
    • Grilled Cheese

      choice of bread with American and Cheddar cheese
      $7.00
    • BLT

      bacon, lettuce and tomato with dijonnaise
      $12.00
    • The Club

      turkey, ham, bacon, cheddar, lettuce and tomato with mustard and gochujang mayo on three pieces of bread (except brioche & croissant)
      $14.00

    Side

    • Kale Caesar Salad

      shredded kale, creamy caesar, parmesan, croutons
      $9.00
    • Cape Cod Chips

      $2.00
    • Hash Brown

      ridiculously delicious potato patty with your choice of sauce
      $2.00
    • Fries

      just trying something out. You should try them out too!
      $5.00
    • AM Potato Salad

      duke's mayo, maple syrup, mustard, onion, pickle, celery, yukon gold potatoes
      $4.00
    • Mac & Cheese

      cavatappi, cheddar sauce
      $6.00
    • Avocado Toast

      one piece of griddled bread with half an avocado, salt and pepper. Add on some veggies to make it yours!
      $6.00
    • Granola Parfait

      honey yogurt, strawberry jam and granola
      $5.00
    • Whole Pickle

      sliced in half, great to share
      $1.50
    • Blueberry Muffin

      $4.00
    • Banana Muffin

      $4.00
    • Chocolate Chip Muffin

      $4.00
    • Croissant

      choice of up to 2 fillings
      $4.00
    • Griddled Brioche Bun

      warm bun with your choice of up to 2 fillings
      $3.00
    • Side of Deli Salad

      5 ounce portion of our house made chicken salad
      $6.00
    • Side of Bacon

      $2.50
    • Side of Sausage Patty

      $2.50
    • Side of Veggie Sausage

      $2.50
    • Side Scrambled Egg

      $3.00

    Sweets

    • Cap'n Crunch Crispy

      cap'n crunch cereal, marshmallows, sprinkles
      $4.00
    • Oatmeal Raisin Cookie

      $3.50
    • Chocolate Chip Cookie

      OUT OF STOCK
      $3.50

    Box Deals

    • Box O' Coffee

      Coffee for a crowd! Serves 8 small coffees. Comes with raw sugar, stevia, creamer, oat milk, stirrers, napkins, cups and lids.
      $22.00
    • Box O' Decaf Coffee

      *Decaf version of above*
      $22.00
    • B.E.C. Box

      6 bacon, egg and American cheese on brioche (no substitutions)
      $55.00
    • V.S.E.C. Box

      6 veggie sausage, egg, and American cheese on brioche (no subsitutions)
      $55.00
    • K.W. Box

      6 egg and American cheese on brioche (no substitutions)
      $45.00
    • S.E.C. Box

      6 sausage, egg and American cheese on brioche (no substitutions)
      $55.00
    • Variety Box

      4 bacon, egg and cheese, 4 sausage, egg and cheese and 4 veggie sausage egg and cheese (no substitutions)
      $110.00
    • 1 Cup Ketchup

      $4.00
    • 1 Cup Gochujang Mayo

      $6.00
    • 1 Cup Mayo

      $4.00
    • 1 Cup Dijonnaise

      $6.00

    Service Notes

    • No Bag!

    • No Utensils!

    • I Need a Drink Carrier

    • I'm Already Here


    DRINK

    Coffee/Tea

    • Drip

      $3.00+
    • Decaf Drip

      $3.00+
    • Cafe Au Lait

      our amazing drip coffee with 1/3 steamed milk
      $3.50+
    • Double Shot Espresso

      La Colombe nizza espresso. We'll pull it when you arrive to pick-up!
      $3.50
    • Cortado

      equal parts espresso and milk
      $4.50
    • Americano

      espresso with water
      $4.50+
    • Red Eye

      our amazing drip coffee with a double shot of espresso
      $4.50+
    • Latte

      espresso with milk
      $5.00+
    • Flat White

      steamed milk with micro-foam in an 8 ounce cup (small) or 12 ounce cup (large). Not available iced.
      $5.00+
    • Cappuccino

      espresso with foamed milk
      $5.00+
    • Matcha Latte

      $5.00+
    • Nitro Cold Brew

      La Colombe cold brew on tap
      $5.00+
    • Tea/Tisane

      $4.00+
    • Glass O' Milk

      $4.00
    • Pup Cup

      whipped cream for the pup!
      $1.00
    • Water Cup

    • Tropicana Orange Juice

      $2.50

    Bougie Bevvies

    • Chai Latte

      house blend of spices with sugar and milk
      $5.00+
    • Dirty Chai Latte

      our amazing chai with espresso and your choice of milk
      $5.00+
    • Hot Chocolate

      chocolate sauce, milk, marshmallows
      $5.00+
    • Breakfast at Tiffany's

      vermont maple syrup, cinnamon, milk, espresso
      $5.00+
    • London Bridge

      earl grey tea, vanilla bean syrup, milk
      $5.00+
    • I'm Tahini in a Bottle

      honey, tahini, milk, espresso
      $5.00+
    • You're My Best Friend

      caramel, chocolate, cinnamon, drip coffee, milk, espresso
      $5.00+

    Smoothies

    • Golden Milk & Mango

      mango, ginger, turmeric, oat milk, chai syrup
      $8.00
    • Berries & Cream

      blueberry, strawberry, agave, oat milk, pomegranate juice
      $8.00
    • PB&J

      strawberry, banana, agave, tahini, oat milk
      $8.00

    House Beverages

    • Lemonade

      pucker up, buttercup
      $4.00+
    • Strawberry Lemonade

      strawberries blended with lemonade
      $4.00+
    • The Marley

      layers of basil syrup, lemonade and, hibiscus tea
      $4.00+
    • Matcha Lemonade

      $4.00+
    • Earl Grey Iced Tea

      $4.00+
    • Jasmine Iced Tea

      $4.00+
    • Hibiscus Iced Tea

      $4.00+
    • Half & Half

      a Baltimore classic... half lemonade, half iced tea
      $4.00+

    Hash Brown

    $2.00

    ridiculously delicious potato patty with your choice of sauce

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    Sauce

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    We'll do our best to accommodate special requests but may not be able to honor all substitutes. Extra charges may apply.
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    All hours
    Sunday7:00 am - 2:45 pm
    Monday7:00 am - 3:00 pm
    Tuesday7:00 am - 3:00 pm
    Wednesday7:00 am - 3:00 pm
    Thursday7:00 am - 3:00 pm
    Friday7:00 am - 3:00 pm
    Saturday7:00 am - 3:00 pm
    Restaurant info

    On the run? We got you, hon!

    Location

    301 W 29th St, Baltimore, MD 21211

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