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    Mark Twain's Pizza

    2035 Metairie Road

    Metairie, LA 70005


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    MARK TWAIN'S PIZZA
    POBOYS & SANDWICHES
    BEVERAGES
    BEER & WINE
    LUNCH SPECIAL
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    Featured Items

    • Huck Finn

      Sliced fresh mushrooms, green peppers, red onions and black olives (add artichokes for 1.50)
    • Life on the Mississippi

      pepperoni, canadian bacon, sausage, fresh mushrooms, green peppers, onions, black olives, jalapeño peppers and anchovies (add artichokes for 1.50)
    • Bread Sticks

      eight ounces of short, hand crafted bread stix, basted with garlic butter and parmesan cheese, served with ranch dressing or marinara sauce
      $7.99

    MARK TWAIN'S PIZZA

    APPETIZERS

    • Bread Sticks

      eight ounces of short, hand crafted bread stix, basted with garlic butter and parmesan cheese, served with ranch dressing or marinara sauce
      $7.99
    • Buffalo Wings

      a combination of wings and drum- mettes covered with a delicious spicy glaze, baked to perfection, served with homemade ranch dressing wing sauce
      $12.99+
    • Cheese Bread

      Our pizza crust cut in strips then topped with garlic sauce and melted mozzarella cheese
      $8.99
    • Chicken Bites

      tender chunks of whole boneless chicken breast, lightly seasoned, breaded and baked, served with homemade ranch dressing
      $8.99
    • French Fries

      twelve ounces of crispy baked sidewinder potato fries, served with our own cheddar cheese sauce
      $6.99
    • Mozzarella Sticks

      Six breaded mozzarella sticks served with our homemade marinara sauce.
      $12.99

    PIZZAS

    • PEPPERONI

    • CHEESE

    • Barbeque Chicken Pizza

      bbq sauce with julienne mesquite chicken breast, green peppers, onions and tomatoes
    • Creole Pizza

      a delicious combination of succulent shrimp, andouille, crabmeat and zucchini
    • Deluxe Pizza

      pepperoni, canadian bacon, fresh mushrooms, green peppers, red onions and extra cheese
    • Huck Finn

      Sliced fresh mushrooms, green peppers, red onions and black olives (add artichokes for 1.50)
    • Innocents Abroad

      (Italian Pizza) genoa salami, italian sausage, fresh ripe tomatoes and artichokes, sprinkled with fresh basil
    • Life on the Mississippi

      pepperoni, canadian bacon, sausage, fresh mushrooms, green peppers, onions, black olives, jalapeño peppers and anchovies (add artichokes for 1.50)
    • Pesto Chicken Pizza

      house made pesto sauce topped with julienne red peppers, green peppers and onions with your choice of mesquite grilled chicken or sauteed gulf shrimp, garnished with fresh basil
    • Pesto Shrimp Pizza

      house made pesto sauce topped with julienne red peppers, green peppers and onions with your choice of mesquite grilled chicken or sauteed gulf shrimp, garnished with fresh basil
    • Samuel Clemens

      a perfect meat-lovers combination of pepperoni, canadian bacon, ground beef, italian sausage and extra cheese
    • The Danno

      (Hawaiian Pizza) a tropical combination of canadian bacon, bell peppers and pineapple
    • The Mysterious Stranger

      spinach, feta cheese, choice of canadian bacon or charisse (hot sausage) and your choice of vegetable (add artichokes for 1.50)

    CALZONE

    • Calzone

      OUT OF STOCK
      $10.99

    SOUP & SALADS

    • Antipasto Salad

      a savory combination of black olives, swiss cheese, genoa salami, artichokes and our homemade olive salad on a bed of iceberg lettuce, topped with a ladle of our italian dressing
      $11.99
    • Aunt Polly’s Salad

      a bed of crisp iceberg lettuce and spring mix topped with ripe plum tomatoes, cucumbers, green onions and genoa salami, finished with red wine vinaigrette dressing
      $11.99
    • Sammy’s Caesar Salad

      fresh romaine lettuce tossed with our homemade croutons, ripe plum tomatoes, parmesan romano cheese blend and our tasty caesar dressing
      $11.99
    • Mark Twain’s Salad

      fresh iceberg lettuce with red onions, homemade olive salad, mozzarella cheese and pepperoncini peppers, drizzled with italian dressing
      $11.99
    • Seafood Gumbo

      a scrumptious combination of fresh LA shrimp, vegetables and a blend of various spices, served with rice

    DESSERTS

    • New York Cheesecake

      smooth and creamy in a graham cracker crust, topped with your choice of caramel or chocolate syrup... made exclusively by the Cheesecake Factory
      $9.99
    • Messy Sundae

      enough to share! we start with a big glass, fill it with plenty of vanilla ice cream, then pour on gooey chocolate until it runs over the sides with caramel and blueberries, we finish it with whipped topping, nuts and a cherry ~ yumm!!
      $9.99

    POBOYS & SANDWICHES

    PO'BOYS

    • Andouille Sausage Po’ Boy

      cajun smoked sausage with sautéed onions, bell peppers and melted pro volone cheese, with mayo and creole mustard on fresh french brea
      OUT OF STOCK
      $12.99
    • Brad Roth Meatball Po’ Boy

      2, three ounce, delicious meatballs made with pork and beef, sliced then dressed with provolone cheese and zesty meatball sauce
      OUT OF STOCK
      $12.99
    • Calavera’s County Ham & Cheese

      thinly sliced, lean and juicy ham with melted swiss cheese and mayo, served hot on fresh french bread dressed with lettuce and tomato
      OUT OF STOCK
      $12.99
    • Jim’s Roast Beef Po’ Boy

      our tender roast beef slowly cooked in our chamber ovens to ensure juicy and flavorful beef, thinly sliced and served with mayo on fresh french bread, covered with homemade gravy, then dressed with lettuce and tomato
      OUT OF STOCK
      $12.99
    • Muffuletta

      a traditional favorite... nine inch round italian bread with our homemade olive salad, genoa salami, ham, mortadella and provolone cheese
    • Smoked Turkey Sandwich

      thinly sliced, mesquite smoked turkey and mayo baked on fresh french bread dressed with lettuce and tomato
      OUT OF STOCK
      $12.99
    • Tom Sawyer’s Shrimp Po’ Boy

      delicious sautéed (not fried) shrimp with a distinct garlic taste, served with mayo on fresh french bread dressed with lettuce and tomato
      OUT OF STOCK
      $13.99

    BEVERAGES

    SOFT DRINKS

    • Smart Water (20oz)

      $4.50
    • Minute Maid

      Orange, Apple or Pineapple
      $4.50
    • Dr. Pepper

      $4.00
    • Fanta Orange

      A delicious, caffeinated, full bodied flavored soda
      $4.00
    • Coca-Cola

      Coca-Cola Original Taste — the crisp, refreshing taste you know and love
      $4.50
    • Coke

      Coca-Cola Original Taste — the crisp, refreshing taste you know and love
      $3.50
    • Coke Zero

      Enjoy the great taste of Coca-Cola with zero sugar, zero calories
      $3.50
    • Diet Coke

      Take a Diet Coke break with this refreshing, no-calorie soft drink
      $3.50
    • Lemonade

      $3.50
    • Root Beer

      $3.50
    • Sprite

      Classic, cool, crisp lemon-lime flavored taste that's caffeine free
      $3.50
    • Iced Tea

      $3.50
    • Coke 2 Liter

      Coca-Cola Original Taste — the crisp, refreshing taste you know and love
      $4.00

    BEER & WINE

    DRAFT BEER

    • Michelob Ultra DFT

      $5.00
    • Amber DFT

      $6.00
    • Canebreak DFT

      $6.00
    • Strawgator. DFT

      $7.00

    BEER BOTTLES

    • Abita Strawberry

      $6.00
    • Blue moon

      $4.99
    • Bud light

      $3.99
    • Budweiser

      $3.99
    • Coors light

      $3.99
    • Corona

      $4.99
    • Heineken

      $4.99
    • Michelob Ultra

      $3.99
    • Miller light

      $3.99
    • NewCastle

      $4.99
    • Stella Artois

      $4.99
    • Yuengling

      $3.99

    BEER PITCHERS

    • Michelob Ultra PTC

      $11.00
    • Amber PTC

      $12.00
    • Canebreak PTC

      $12.00
    • Strawgator PTC

      $14.00

    RED WINE

    • Pinot Noir Glass

      $11.00
    • Cabernet Glass

      $10.00
    • Merlot Glass

      $9.00
    • Pinot Noir GLS

      $10.99
    • Chianti Riserva GLS

      $10.99
    • Cabernet Sauvignon GLS

      $10.99
    • Merlot GLS

      $10.99
    • Pinot Noir BTL

      $33.00
    • Cabernet Sauvignon BTL

      $30.00
    • Merlot BTL

      $27.00

    WHITE WINE

    • Chard GLS

      $8.00
    • Chard BTL

      $24.00
    • Pinot Grigio GLS

      $9.00
    • Pinot Grigio BTL

      $27.00

    HIGH NOON

    • HN

      $6.00

    LUNCH SPECIAL

    LN Pizza

    • LN Small 2-Topping Pizza

      $10.99

    LN PoBoy

    • LN Shrimp Po’ Boy

      delicious sautéed (not fried) shrimp with a distinct garlic taste, served with mayo on fresh french bread dressed with lettuce and tomato
      $10.99
    • LN Andouille Po’ Boy

      cajun smoked sausage with sautéed onions, bell peppers and melted pro volone cheese, with mayo and creole mustard on fresh french brea
      $10.99
    • LN Brad Roth Meatball Po’ Boy

      2, three ounce, delicious meatballs made with pork and beef, sliced then dressed with provolone cheese and zesty meatball sauce
      $10.99
    • LN Calavera’s County Ham & Cheese

      thinly sliced, lean and juicy ham with melted swiss cheese and mayo, served hot on fresh french bread dressed with lettuce and tomato
      $10.99
    • LN Jim’s Roast Beef Po’ Boy

      our tender roast beef slowly cooked in our chamber ovens to ensure juicy and flavorful beef, thinly sliced and served with mayo on fresh french bread, covered with homemade gravy, then dressed with lettuce and tomato
      $10.99
    • LN Turkey Sandwich

      thinly sliced, mesquite smoked turkey and mayo baked on fresh french bread dressed with lettuce and tomato
      $10.99
    If you use a credit card, this establishment will charge an additional 3.00% ($0.00) to help offset processing costs. This amount is not more than what this establishment pays in fees.

    Sprite

    $3.50

    Classic, cool, crisp lemon-lime flavored taste that's caffeine free

    Request advisory
    We'll do our best to accommodate special requests but may not be able to honor all substitutes. Extra charges may apply.
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    All hours
    Sunday12:00 pm - 8:45 pm
    Monday3:00 pm - 8:30 pm
    Tuesday11:00 am - 8:45 pm
    Wednesday11:00 am - 8:45 pm
    Thursday11:00 am - 8:15 pm
    Friday11:00 am - 8:45 pm
    Saturday11:00 am - 8:45 pm
    Restaurant info

    Come in and enjoy!

    Location

    2035 Metairie Road, Metairie, LA 70005

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