MEAN Sandwich

Corned Beef Brisket braised tender & cut thick then griddled to order & topped with our shop-made mean yellow mustard, our pickled red cabbage & fresh picked mint on a butter griddled challah bun. A delicious "plot-twist" to your typical corned beef sandwich. **Single order of Salt-n-Pepa Skins & Ins included. Upgrades Available below. RELAX, we'll text you when your food is HOT and READY!

Chicken thighs buttermilk brined, dry dredged then deep fried & stuffed into a Banh Mi bun and dressed with our spicy Calabrian chili relish & topped with our shop-made pickles & HOT Lemon-Pepper mayo with shredded lettuce! **Single order of Salt-n-Pepa Skins & Ins included. Upgrades Available below. RELAX, we'll text you when your food is HOT and READY!

Two 1/4 pound Dry Aged Meatballs smashed flat & topped with American Cheese, our MEAN yellow mustard, our pickles, raw white onion & mayo on a butter griddled challah bun! **Single order of Salt-n-Pepa Skins & Ins included. Upgrades Available below. RELAX, we'll text you when your food is HOT and READY!

One 1/4 pound Dry Aged Meatball smashed flat & topped with American Cheese, our MEAN yellow mustard, our pickles, raw white onion & mayo on a butter griddled challah bun! **Single order of Salt-n-Pepa Skins & Ins included. Upgrades Available below. RELAX, we'll text you when your food is HOT and READY!

Our shop-made falafel, fried crispy & topped with harissa beets, lettuce & our own hummus, pickles & white sauce on a butter griddled challah bun! (Need it Dairy Free? Just ask, we'll sub tahini for our white sauce and griddle the bun in oil vs. butter.) **Single order of Salt-n-Pepa Skins & Ins included. Upgrades Available below. RELAX, we'll text you when your food is HOT and READY!

Spanish sardines wedged between fried lemons, cilantro. lettuce & our pickled celery root & Jalapeno slaw on a butter griddled challah bun with our Shop-Made Mean Yellow Mustard & COOL Lemon-Pepper mayo! **Single order of Salt-n-Pepa Skins & Ins included. Upgrades Available below. RELAX, we'll text you when your food is HOT and READY!

Oysters dredged in cornmeal & deep fried then packed into a spicy remoulade drenched Banh Mi bun and topped with cool lemon-pepper Mayo dressed shredded lettuce **Single order of Salt-n-Pepa Skins & Ins included. Upgrades Available below. RELAX, we'll text you when your food is HOT and READY!

Shop-sliced Salami, Capicola, Ham & Provolone wrapped tight in a redwine-vinny soaked Banh Mi roll with Red Onion, Tomato, Salt, pepper, oregano & dressed shredded lettuce! **Single order of Salt-n-Pepa Skins & Ins included. Upgrades Available below. RELAX, we'll text you when your food is HOT and READY! (COLD and READY in this case :-)

Full order of our renowned Salt-n-Pepa skins. Potatoes baked, cooled, then cut in half with the centers scooped out, quartered and deep fried to a crispy deliciousness. Kosher Sea Salt and Shop Ground Fresh Black Pepper added.

Full order of our Salt-n-Pepa Skins smothered in our Buffalo Mayo made with Frank's Buffalo hot sauce with fresh cut scallions.

Full order of our Salt-n-Pepa skins with our shop-made white sauce, shop-made toasted spice mix, thick cut smoked bacon bits, pecorino cheese and fresh cut scallions.

Crisp iceberg wedge topped with Creamy "Cacio e Pepe" dressing (Cheese & Pepper), shop-made bacon bits and fresh cut green onion.

I'm a damned Brown's Fan, raised on the acidic ambrosia of Hunt's Ketchup, shunning the cursed creation from Pittsburgh known as Heinz. Hunt's carries a mouth-watering acidity that eclipses any trace of sweetness. Whereas Heinz sickly-sweet grip suffocates the taste buds. Compare the two ketchups in terms of sugar: Per each one-tablespoon serving, Heinz has 4 grams of total sugars and 4 grams of added sugars. Hunt’s, by contrast, has 3 grams of sugar per tablespoon. Hunt's, the renegade of the ketchup realm, enchants with its acidic waltz, defying norms with its modest sweetness.

They call it Best Foods on this side of the Mississippi River, but I grew up with Hellmann's Mayo in Akron, Ohio and think it's simply the best. Hell even Julia Child agrees, Hellmann's is the only brand worth using!

We soak our organic yellow mustard seeds in white wine vinegar for 15-30 days before we make this delicious, bright, chunky version of our favorite classic yellow mustard.

Our most popular dipping sauce made with vinegar, Hellmann's Mayo and Sour Cream to give you a tangy, creamy dipping sauce that is great on everything! Pro Tip: mix a packet of Hunt's Ketchup in and you'll have a near perfect version of a Salt Lake City fry sauce!

We combine the lemon juice, lemon zest and our premium freshly ground black peppercorns with Hellmann's Mayo to make this delicious condiment. Try it on anything!

Frank's RedHot Original Cayenne Pepper Sauce is made with a premium blend of aged cayenne peppers to add a kick of heat and whole lot of flavor to your favorite foods. Put that $#!T on everything!

Frank's RedHot, Hellmann's Mayo and some love! Great on anything!

The Calabrian chili is a versatile Italian pepper with a rich red color, fruity flavor and a nice level of heat for spicy food lovers. Our relish mayo is made with pickled red onions, pickled red bell peppers and chopped red Italian Calabrian Chili peppers and Hellmann's Mayo! This chili relish mayo is simply amazing IMO!

A HOT version of our beloved Lemon Pepper Mayo! We combine the lemon juice, lemon zest and our premium freshly ground black peppercorns with Hellmann's Mayo and a secret blend of peppers and spices to make this deliciously spicy condiment with a capital HOT!

Remoulade (pronounced reh-moo-lahd) is a classic mayonnaise-based sauce, which originated in France. Louisiana was the U.S. state that made it popular, though, and you won't find many food joints (if any) around Louisiana that don't serve their version with some deep-fried battered seafood. Our version utilizes the shop-made Mustard, Hellmann's Mayo, pickled jalapeños, pickled onions, horseradish and some secrets we're not inclined to reveal. :-) But honestly, I dip EVERYTHING in this sauce!

Creamy "Cacio e Pepe" dressing ( Pecorino Cheese & Fresh Ground Pepper) think Creamy Parmesan dressing and add MORE FLAVOR!

Villa Jerada's Tahini is small-batch roasted from premium US grown sesame seeds and stone-ground for an incredible creamy texture. Renowned for its deep flavor, nutritiously dense fat and high vitamin content, all attributes imparted from the mineral rich soil that the seeds are grown in. A pure product with a silky texture and the slightest bitterness, balanced by a toasty sweetness.

Pickled and Fresh Jalapeno's combine with Ranch Dressing to make a slightly spicy, super savory dipping sauce!

Shop-Made Smoked Tomato and Fennel paste folded into Best Foods Mayo!! Delicious!

Simple but yummy, buttered & griddled white bread with Provolone and Swiss melted on the flattop. Sub American cheese if your little ones don't like "white" cheese! ;-)

"Save room for a square of this. It’s made with day-old buns and has the perfect cinnamon-to-bread ratio. Ask them to toast it in the oven - or even better, take it home, bake it yourself, and make a franken-dessert with the four almost-empty pints of ice cream in the back of your freezer." - the infatuation

Coca-Cola Original Taste — the crisp, refreshing taste you know and love

Take a Diet Coke break with this refreshing, no-calorie soft drink

As authentic as a vintage "I'm a Pepper®" tee, Dr Pepper is always original. A signature blend of 23 flavors makes every sip of Dr Pepper truly unique. There's nothing like a Dr Pepper.

A satisfying diet drink does exist! Diet Dr Pepper offers the same 23 flavors of regular Dr Pepper, without the calories. Try one today and enjoy the unbelievably satisfying taste.

Bedford's Ginger Beer is produced in small batches using traditional methods that incorporate the brewing and steeping of real ginger root. This process creates a distinctive and spicy ginger drink that is more flavorful than the mass produced brands commonly found on store shelves. Made with pure cane sugar.

A unique blend of cherries, wild cherry bark, and extracts of bourbon vanilla. Flavorful, sweet, tart.

Hints of vanilla extract, coffee, and chocolate result in a uniquely refreshing take on a classic creme soda.

A rich sassafras flavor derived from cinnamon, sweet birch, vanilla, and wintergreen oil.

Providing a refreshing take on the summer classic, this beverage delivers the same sweet-tart lemonade flavor, reminiscent of one's childhood, with a bubbly, sparkling finish. Plus, it is caffeine-free and made with pure cane sugar to provide a smooth, full-bodied flavor with a satisfying fizz and clean aftertaste.

Refreshing and less sweet than a typical orange soda, with Italian mandarin and tangerine oils.

Quench your thirst with the deliciously sweet, authentic taste of this Jarritos grapefruit soda. This naturally-flavored soda features a lightly carbonated fizz, and a true grapefruit aroma with a perfectly balanced tart and sweet flavor. It is made with real fruit flavors, real cane sugar, and is never made with high fructose corn syrup to deliver a clean, non-syrupy sweetness. Plus, it is naturally caffeine-free.

Quench your thirst with the deliciously sweet, authentic taste of this Jarritos lime soda. This naturally-flavored soda features a lightly carbonated fizz, citrus aroma, and a pleasantly sweetened, true lime flavor with a hint of tartness. It is made with real fruit flavors, real cane sugar, and is never made with high fructose corn syrup to deliver a clean, non-syrupy sweetness. Plus, it is naturally caffeine-free.

Quench your thirst with the deliciously sweet, authentic taste of this Jarritos pineapple soda. This soda features a lightly carbonated fizz, a tropical fruit aroma, and a sweet, perfectly ripe pineapple taste. It is made with real fruit flavors, real cane sugar, and is never made with high fructose corn syrup to deliver a clean, non-syrupy sweetness. Plus, it is naturally caffeine-free.

Quench your thirst with the deliciously sweet, authentic taste of this Jarritos tamarind soda. This naturally-flavored soda features a lightly carbonated fizz and a refreshingly sweet, mild tamarind flavor with notes of caramel and bitter orange. It is made with real fruit flavors, real cane sugar, and is never made with high fructose corn syrup to deliver a clean, non-syrupy sweetness. Plus, it is naturally caffeine-free.

Quench your thirst with the deliciously sweet, authentic taste of this Jarritos mandarin soda. This naturally-flavored soda features a strong fizz and a true-to-taste, tangy-sweet mandarin orange flavor. It is made with real fruit flavors, real cane sugar, and is never made with high fructose corn syrup to deliver a clean, non-syrupy sweetness. Plus, it is naturally caffeine-free.

Beer Flavored Beer.

Beer Flavored Beer.

This IPA gets its light silky texture from rolled oats. The flavor and aroma both express mandarin and citrus all around. Over five pounds of hops per barrel makes this IPA truly Bodhilicious. Gold medal winner in the American Style IPA category at the Great American Beer Festival in 2016!

Pabst Blue Ribbon's Non-Alcoholic Lager is for those who like to enjoy the fine taste of Pabst Blue Ribbon without "some" of the side effects.

Beer Flavored Beer. We call these "Dougie Fresh" - Introducing Douglas. A classic, delicious Pacific Northwest lager brewed and bottled right here, using ingredients grown right here.

Classic. Clean. Crisp. With almost no residual sugar, this golden orange cider begins with notes of underripe peach that lend way to a dry, pleasantly tart finish.

Light. Crisp. Cultivated for their perfect balance of sweet and tart, Honeycrisp apples are the modern darling of pomme fruit. Vibrant, juicy, and apple-forward, Honeycrisp is delightfully aromatic and pleasantly crisp. Our Honeycrisp cider is like taking a bite of a fresh apple.

Rotating selection of Unsweetened Tea that I am able to source. :-)

A fan favorite, this brilliant blend of rosemary, mint, sage and green tea creates a distinctly smooth herbal flavor worth savoring.

S.PELLEGRINO Sparkling Natural Mineral Water has a unique blend of minerals, fine bubbles and subtle nuances. It is one of the most renowned waters globally and a perfect accompaniment to some of the world’s finest ingredients. It flows from natural springs in Val Brembana in the San Pellegrino Terme area, at the foothills of the Italian Alps, and evokes the quintessential Italian way of living in every bottle.

RED BULL GIVES YOU WINGS Inspired by functional drinks from the Far East, Dietrich Mateschitz founded Red Bull in the mid-1980s. He developed a new product and a unique marketing concept and launched Red Bull Energy Drink on April 1, 1987 in Austria. A brand new product category - Energy Drinks - was born. WHEN TO DRINK Red Bull is appreciated worldwide by top athletes, busy professionals, college students and travelers on long journeys. WHAT'S INSIDE THE CAN Always check can labels for most updated product ingredient values. Some values declared on labels may vary slightly depending on production locations. Caffeine: Caffeine was widely used by ancient civilizations. It was traditionally consumed from natural sources like tea, coffee, cacao beans and cola nuts and appreciated for its stimulating effects on the human body. B-group vitamins: Vitamins are essential micronutrients that are required for maintaining normal body functions.

Classic Black Yupoong Adult Unisex 5-Panel Trucker Cap (snapback) with the Mean Sandwich Crest patch sewn onto the front.

Gold Lamé!!!! What else do I have to say? Gold Metallic Neoprene Koozie to keep your hands warm while drinks your cold beverages!

LIMITED EDITION! Classic Champion Baseball Tee with a custom MEAN design by owner Dan on the front. Including, Tommy Lee Bones, Ol' Pete, and brothers Ben and Dan! Made with soft, breathable 100% cotton, this tee provides exceptional comfort and durability. Loaded with extra construction details that will keep up with even the most demanding sandwich eaters!

LIMITED EDITION! Black Satin Varsity Jacket with snap button front and embroidered MEAN mouth on the front and embroidered MEAN SANDWICH on the back.