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I’m hotter when I’m slightly chilled.

Fucking banger right here. Chassagne baby fat.

Chateau Beausejour Empreintes Languedoc Roussillon Blanc is a white wine from the Languedoc-Roussillon region in France. It's known for its crisp and refreshing taste, making it a great choice for pairing with seafood or enjoying on a sunny day.

Mellow. Lush. South of France baby !

For the intrepid that needs to fill a void.

Insane. No introduction needed.

Fancy.

A proper Meursault.

High caliber. Mineral side of Meursault.

Relatable

Absolute delight. Crunchy seashells, Brie cheese and ripeness.

Bigger is better.

Perfect.

Artful show of passion.

YOLO.

Hahahahaha

Tough to beat.

Most sought after Grand Cru in Chablis.

Pleasure in ounces.

Ooh la la...

Ripe for the picking.

It's hard to hate up close.

Old vines. Pure delicious chaos!

Personally, one of my favorite vineyards in Burgundy.

Linear. Honey, hazelnut thing.

Mini Me Puligny.

High standards.

Pure. Flinty. Fresh.

Powerful with noble complexity.

Consistency before trendy.

Grenache blanc and Grenache Gros dominant blend with stone fruit and spice.

Top producer. Bigger wine with Asian pear and honey notes. Dry.

You’d didn’t know that you could be satisfied this way.

Hidden gem.

Play on player !

Naturally talented.

One of France’s winemaking studs. Not your typical Muscadet. More bass than treble.

Absolutely stupid. My favorite producer in Alsace.

One of the best in Alsace. Biodynamic. Lush. Full frontal. Perfumed.

Hits different.

Sancerre cheat code.

If you think all Chardonnay is piss. Take a step back. Start here.

Precious fruit.

Perfect with raw seafood.

Sea water.

The dark meat of the chicken.

Difference between a vitamin and a hormone.

all drums and bass.

As good as any. Better than most.

Most underrated village for white burg.

A modest subscription.

Textures of Jersey milk.

No is kinda sexyyy.

Classique.

Essence of purity.

Natural instinct

Sea water.

Nectar of the gods.

Not everyone has good taste.

.19 acre parcel 10 barrels annually Legendary vineyard

Burgundy cheat.

Really good shit. Too cheap. For the white burgundy addict.

You're never number 2.

Easy living.

Touches the soul. Stays in the mind.

Identity is everything.

Easy access.

Throw this in the ring with First Growths.

A moment of great pleasure and fascination.

If you want an original.

You win. Expressive and beautifully put together.

Ignorant to reason. The best you’ll ever have.

Strictly French.

A natural.

The scent…poetic. The taste…salacious.

Brambly blackberry marching on with roasted green pepper and dried tobacco.

Diet Cabernet Franc.

The plot thickens. Welcome to Corsica.

More offensive than defensive. Give it a nice stir around in the decanter.

Personal favorite. Poor man Chambolle.

Silky, laced over firm curves.

Like revisiting an old addiction for just a moment.

Disco with a soul train line.

Blackberry and bacon lardon.

The majority of this is consumed by the Kermit Lynch staff.

Depth. Chambollesque.

Tough to get. Easy to drink.

Featherlight with delicacy.

Unleash this wild beast. Big fan of this style.

Liquid savory.

Dynamite Grenache. Pure.

Explosive.

Best Red Burg you haven't had.

I grew up on this stuff.

Will make you weak at the knees.

Hipster.

Time well spent.

2021. A vintage very similar to what we would have seen growing condiitons like in the 1980s.

This will leave in the morning without saying goodbye.

Bacon wrapped blueberry.

Drives me out of my mind.

Like unprotected sex with no consequence.

Sister property of Cheval Blanc. Mic drop !

Will sin to maintain greatness.

Beauty is better than speed.

Made-to-Measure.

Inspirational.

On a glorious path to nowhere.

Liquid peppermill.

Red Burgundy stunt double.

Understated sophistication.

All the toppings.

Love potion No. 9

Cru Beaujolais on a diet.

Ripe for the picking.

Easy like Sunday morning.

Greed. The silent thief of happiness.

Everything depends on the sweetness of your bait.

Love will guide you to onowledge

A flavor of its own.

We suffer more in imagination than reality. Stop the suffering.

Liquid bacon lardon.

Legendary producer.

Mellow and mineral.

Creamy lighting.

Unrealized talent in the champagne world.

A Brut Nature that knows how to flex.

Gateway drug.

Cherry cola, sassafras thing that is intoxicating.

Artificial metric for starting to drink good shit.

Be someone.

Poison darts of pleasure.

If you’re lucky.

Transparent cherry. Chizeled and toned.

Pure gluttony.

Rare shit. Mister mineral.

Quite attractive. Mass appeal.

Fanciful flavors. Fucking unbelievable.

For the white Burgundy lover.

Tender

Man’s best friend. Forward style with yellow fruits and all spice. 70 Meunier. 20 Pinot Noir. 10 Chardonnay.

Half champagne. Half amazing.

Rosé like a boss.

There’s a secret to this sauce.

When you play music loud. You surrender to it.

An influencer.

Embrace your vice.

Chizeled. Rich. Handsome.

Crunchy sea salt. Baked bread.

High standards.

Too easy.

Good.

Lip smacked that will change how you look at champagne.

Powerful narcotic.

Painfully beautiful with a sprinkle of banter.

Poison chalice or golden opportunity

Full frontal.

Firm but delicate.

Kinda boss.

Sexy.

Creamy lighting.

Spicy and a bit cranky.