Smashin Crab Alamo Ranch

Take a tour through NOLA! Choose 3 of your Cajun favorites to sample and share.

Ground pork, rice and spices rolled into 4 large balls crispy fried served with remoulade. Get them stuffed with or without Monterey cheese!

Fried spring rolls stuffed with shrimp, andouille sausage, chicken, cabbage, and Pepperjack cheese served with a side of Hot N' Sticky sauce

Tender calamari strips dusted with Cajun spice and served with potent cocktail sauce

Gulf oysters loaded with garlic butter and parmesan cheese

Crispy Cajun fries smothered in crawfish etouffee and topped with aioli

Breaded and deep fried pickles

Tender white meat alligator nuggets dusted with Cajun spice and served with remoulade

Deep fried dough that is made from cornmeal batter with extra seasonings

Pick 3 full size appetizers

Fried pork skins tossed in our Classic seasoning

Plump, mild and smooth gulf oysters

Classic Caesar salad with crisp romaine lettuce tossed in Caesar dressing and topped with shaved parmesan cheese and croutons. Add chicken, shrimp, redfish or salmon for an extra charge

Classic garden salad with a garden lettuce mix, topped with grape tomatoes, cucumber slices, croutons, and shredded cheese. Served with your choice of dressing. Add chicken, shrimp, redfish or salmon for an extra charge

Andouille sausage, shrimp, chicken, sauteed peppers and linguini in a Cajun cream sauce

Blackened Catfish smothered in a crawfish cream sauce on a bed of Dirty Rice

Cajun grilled redfish served with steamed rice and mixed veggies

Garlic citrus butter grilled salmon served with steamed rice and mixed veggies

Grilled shrimp served with garlic butter linguini, parmesan cheese, veggies, and a few crostini

New Orleans–inspired “Old Sober” soup featuring Creole-seasoned savory beef broth, ramen noodles, sauteed shrimp, a boiled egg, and fresh green onions.

Blue Crab, smoked turkey, sausage and chicken with rice and green onion

One pot recipe with chicken, sausage, shrimp and rice!

Red Beans, sausage and ham topped with steamed white rice and green onion

The good stuff made with beef, pork peppers and onions

A rich creamy stew served alongside steamed white rice with your choice of crawfish, chicken, shrimp or sausage

Cavatappi pasta tossed in a house made cheese sauce spiked with Cajun cream.

Limited Time Offer! Get 3LBS of Crawfish for the price of 2LBS!

1/2LB Crawfish, 1/2LB Head On Shrimp, 1 Corn, 1 Potato, 1 Link of Andouille Sausage

1/2LB Head On Shrimp, 1 Snow Cluster, 1 Corn, 1 Potato, 1 Link of Andouille Sausage

2LBS Crawfish, 1LB Head On Shrimp, 1 Corn, 1 Potato, Link of Andouille Sausage

1lb Head On Shrimp, 2 Snow Crab Clusters, 1/2lb Broccoli, 1 Corn, 2 Potatoes, Link of Andouille Sausage

Celebrating Mother's Day with a Combo for a Queen! 1 Queen Cluster, 1/2LB Head Off Shrimp, 1/2LB Crawfish, 1/2LB Brussel Sprouts, 1 Corn, 1 Potato, Link of Andouille Sausage

3LBS Head On Shrimp, 1 Queen Snow Cluster, 1 Corn, 1 Potato, Link of Andouille Sausage

3LBS Crawfish, 1 Queen Crab Cluster, 1 Corn, 1 Potato, Link of Andouille Sausage

6 Snow Crab Clusters, 1LB Head On Shrimp, 2 Corn, 2 Potatoes, Link of Andouille Sausage

1LB Head On Shrimp, 2 Snow Crab Clusters, 2 Dungeness Crab Clusters, 1 Lobster Tail, 2 Corn, 2 Potatoes, Link of Andouille Sausage

1LB King Crab, 1LB Head-On Shrimp, 1LB Mussels, 2 Corn, 2 Potatoes

2lbs Snow Crab, 2 Dungeness Clusters, 2lbs Head On Shrimp, 1lb Mussels, 2 Lobster Tails, 1/2lb Veggies, 1 Whole Lobster, 4 Corn, 4 Potatoes, 2 Links of Andouille Sausage

Want to build your boil bag your way?! Here you can choose your proteins, additions, sauce and heat.

Get an extra side of your favorite sauce!

Dressed with lettuce, tomato, pickle and mayo on a French roll.

Dressed with lettuce, tomato, pickle and mayo on a French roll.

Choose 2: Shrimp, Catfish, Chicken, Cod

Large chunks of warm lobster with a lemon dill aioli; served on a buttered, split top bun with a side of cajun fries

Served with onion rings

Nashville style hot chicken, coleslaw, homemade dill pickles on a brioche bun. Served with seasoned fries.

All beef patty, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, onions and dill pickles on a brioche bun. Served with seasoned fries.

Served with seasoned fries

Fried shrimp served with Cajun Fries

Cornmeal battered and golden fried Catfish; served with Cajun Fries and remoulade

Fried Chicken Tenders served with Cajun Fries

Choose 2: Shrimp, Catfish, Chicken, Cod

Choose 6 or 12 wings fried and tossed in your favorite sauce!

1/2LB of Boiled Brussel Sprouts

French fries dusted in Cajun seasoning

Creamy coleslaw

Sweet cornbread

Medley including chopped broccoli, cauliflower, green beans and bell pepper

Battered and deep fried onion rings

Seasoned with salt, pepper, garlic

Classic side Caesar salad with crisp romaine lettuce tossed in Caesar dressing and topped with shaved parmesan cheese and croutons.

Classic side garden salad with a garden lettuce mix, topped with grape tomatoes, cucumber slices, croutons, and shredded cheese. Served with your choice of dressing.

Loaf of toasted French bread for dipping

Steamed white rice

Sweet potato fries

Served with fries

Served with fries

Served with fries

Served with fries

Kids pasta tossed in either a Cajun cream sauce, creole sauce, or garlic butter. Add grilled chicken or shrimp, served with crostini.

All beef patty, American cheese, Brioche bun. Served with french fries

A sweet treat with layers of creamy vanilla custard and cookie crumbs

The Smashin Crab Beignet Fries are a fun and tasty twist on a classic deep-fried pastry.

A southern deep-dish dessert. Tart, syrupy blueberries with a sugared biscuit topping.

Bread chunks baked with custard sauce and topped with caramel

Rich fudgy brownies, gooey caramel topping and a scoop of vanilla ice cream.

Choose your flavor! Vanilla Bean, Strawberry, Cookies & Cream, or a Mangonada Sorbet

A Southern US specialty, our mini pecan pie includes a filling made of eggs, butter and sugar

Scoops of vanilla ice cream floating in bubbly foamy root beer

This old-fashioned Southern Sweet Potato Pie recipe has a silky sweet potato filling, warm spices, and a buttery, flaky crust.

Our mini take on the Mardi Gras classic—soft, cinnamon-filled King Cake finished with classic icing and festive purple, green, and gold sugar

Barq's has bite! Do you know why? Well, its unique Barq's spice is what makes this root beer soda truly original and truly tasty. Root beer is a bold choice for bold people who know what they want. Barq's has always had bite. 120 years of it to be exact. Inspired by its southern roots, Barq's aims to bottle the essence of colorful, bold and creative people for enjoyment in every sip.

Coca-Cola's crisp, refreshing taste has stood the test of time since 1886. These carefully crafted soft drinks are meant to be enjoyed anytime, anywhere. Pop open a Coca-Cola soda for a taste experience like no other. The familiar fizz and caffeine create an instant magic moment. Refreshing the world for over 130 years, Coca-Cola brings people together and spreads optimism wherever it goes. Find your magic and make life delicious with an ice-cold Coca-Cola.

Enjoy a break with Diet Coke, the perfect no-sugar, no-calorie companion. With its bold taste and distinctive blend of flavors, Diet Coke is an everyday hero when it comes to refreshing your day. Every sip of Diet Coke delivers the same great taste that's delighted fans for over 40 years. When you want a sugar-free soda that doesn't sacrifice on taste, reach for a Diet Coke.

Flavor your fun with real fruit juice. Anytime. Anywhere. Each Hi-C has Vitamin C, is made with 3% real fruit juice, and has the great taste your kids love.

Sprite's cool and crisp lemon-lime flavor will keep you invigorated and inspired. You know why? Because Sprite keeps it real just like you when pursuing your passions. No caffeine. Just you, an iconic flavor, and whatever you can think of next.

Coca-Cola's crisp, refreshing taste has stood the test of time since 1886. These carefully crafted soft drinks are meant to be enjoyed anytime, anywhere. Pop open a Coca-Cola soda for a taste experience like no other. The familiar fizz and caffeine create an instant magic moment. Refreshing the world for over 130 years, Coca-Cola brings people together and spreads optimism wherever it goes. Find your magic and make life delicious with an ice-cold Coca-Cola.

The multi-sensory, fruity flavors of Fanta provide a bubbly, exuberant and playful consumption experience.

Topo Chico has always been known for the legend surrounding its origins. Whether you believe in the legend or not, you'll still be able to enjoy the crisp, no-calorie taste of Topo Chico.

Fountain Drink

Cold refreshing Lemonade

Brewed and sweetened, just the way you like it!

Brewed tea

Bottle Drink

Contains Alcohol, Valid ID Required! A variation of our 4 signature Hurricane drinks!

Contains Alcohol, Valid ID Required! A flight of your SMASH'D Margarita favorites! Classic, Prickly Pear, Mango and Strawberry!

A refreshing green apple spritz made with Moscato, pineapple, lime, and green apple liqueur. Light, crisp, and perfect if you want something fruity without the strength of a cocktail.

Contains Alcohol, Valid ID Required! Brewed Sweet Tea spiked with Deep Eddy Peach Vodka. Now available by the gallon!

Contains Alcohol, Valid ID Required! Sailor Jerry's Spiced Rum, Ginger Beer, Lime, Cajun Rum

Contains Alcohol, Valid ID Required! Dangerous blend of tropical juices with Gold & Silver Rum; Now available by the gallon!

A bright, party drink made with rum, vodka, and tequila, blended with blue curaçao, sweet & sour, and grenadine, then topped with Sprite. Fruity, smooth, and perfect for celebrating

Contains Alcohol, Valid ID Required! Elderflower Liqueur, Grapefruit, Vodka, Fresh & Refreshing!

It’s a sweet, creamy martini made with Baileys, whipped vodka, white chocolate cream, and a caramel drizzle

A festive, French Quarter–inspired punch blending gold rum with pineapple, orange, lime, melon liqueur, and grenadine. Sweet, tropical, and dangerously smooth

Contains Alcohol, Valid ID Required! Locally distilled Bourbon, Orange Liqueur, house made Sweet-n-Sour

Contains Alcohol, Valid ID Required! White Peach 'Gria or Winter 'Gria, depending on the season!

Contains Alcohol, Valid ID Required! Traditional Rum Daiquiri on the rocks. Choose your flavor: Classic Lime, Strawberry, Mango, Passion Fruit, Peach and Prickly Pear

Contains Alcohol, Valid ID Required! Handmade Margarita served on the rocks. Choose your flavor: Classic, Strawberry, Mango, Passion Fruit, Prickly Pear, Watermelon or Guava; Now available by the gallon!

Contains Alcohol, Valid ID Required! House made Cajun Bloody Mary with Pickled Veg & Crab Leg garnish

Contains Alcohol, Valid ID Required! Shaken mixture of our Signature SMASH’D Margarita Mix, Ancho Reyes Verde Liqueur, and Jalapeno Pepper

All the citrus snap of a margarita—grapefruit, orange, lime, and a salty rim—just without the proof

A little spicy, a little tart—ginger beer, lemon, and sweet & sour with serious sparkle

Juicy pomegranate, orange, and lime with a bubbly finish and a pop of ruby-red seeds

Contains Alcohol, Valid ID Required! Brewed Sweet Tea spiked with Deep Eddy Peach Vodka. Now available by the gallon, half gallon, and quart!

Contains Alcohol, Valid ID Required! Handmade Margarita served on the rocks. Choose your flavor. Now available by the gallon, half gallon, and quart!

Contains Alcohol, Valid ID Required! Dangerous blend of tropical juices with Gold & Silver Rum. Now available by the gallon, half gallon, and quart!

Contains Alcohol, Valid ID Required! Take home a Hurricane Flight by the gallon! You will enjoy one quart of each of our 4 delicious flavors!

Contains Alcohol, Valid ID Required! Take home a flight of SMASH'D Margarita favorites by the gallon! Classic, Prickly Pear, Mango and Strawberry all served by the quart.

Stainless steel

Trinity Seasoning - Create the Smashin Crab magic in your own kitchen by adding butter, garlic and lemon!

Cajun Seasoning - Create the Smashin Crab magic in your own kitchen by adding butter!

Classic Seasoning - Smashin Crab dry rub seasoning, great on seafood, chicken or pork!