Three Heifers and a Hot Plate

WE TAKE OUR HOMEMADE POUND CAKE, BATTER IT AND FRY IT AND CALL IT BREAKFAST. NOBODY HERE IS TRYING TO BE A GOOD INFLUENCE. SERVED WITH TWO EGGS*, SAUSAGE OR BACON.

HAND BATTERED FRIED CHICKEN BREAST, OUR POUND CAKE FRENCH TOAST, TWO EGGS YOUR WAY AND YOUR CHOICE OF SIDE. SWEET, SALTY, SAVORY, CRISPY AND A LITTLE UNHINGED, JUST HOW WE LIKE IT.

THREE MEATS. TWO EGGS*, A BREAD AND A SIDE. SOMEWHERE A DOCTOR JUST SHOOK THEIR HEADS. SAUSAGE, BACON, CONECUH SAUSAGE, EGGS*, A SIDE OF YOUR CHOICE AND TOAST OR BISCUIT.

TWO EGGS* YOUR WAY, BACON OR SAUSAGE, TOAST OR A BISCUIT, A SIDE AND A CUP OF COFFEE- JUST LIKE HE’S BEEN ORDERING SINCE 1952 AND REFUSES TO CHANGE.

A HARDWORKING OMLETTE FOR HARDWORKING FOLKS- LOAD IT UP WITH HOW YOU LIKE IT. IF IT BARELY FOLDS, YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT. INLCUDES ONE MEAT, CHEESE, AND ANY VEGGIES, ALONG WITH ONE SIDE. ADD HASHBROWNS OR HOMEFRIES INSIDE YOUR OMLETTE FOR A $1 UPCHARGE. ADD EXTRA MEAT FOR A $3 UPCHARGE.

YOU’RE IN CHARGE HERE BOSS. BUILD IT YOUR WAY- JUST DON’T BLAME US WHEN YOU CREATE A MASTERPIECE AND CAN’T PICK IT UP. PRICE INCLUDES ONE MEAT, EGG, CHEESE AND ANY VEGGIES. ADD HASHBROWNS OR HOMEFRIES INSIDE YOUR BURRITO FOR A $1 UPCHARGE. ADD EXTRA MEAT FOR A $3 UPCHARGE.

HAND BATTERED FRIED CHICKEN WITH CANDIED JALAPENOS AND BACON JALAPENO PIMENTO CHEESE TOPPED WITH STRAWBERRY JAM. PUT THAT GEORGIA SOUTH IN YOUR MOUTH.

BISCUIT AND GRAVY COVERD WITH HASHBROWNS, EGGS, SAUSAGE OR BACON AND THEN MORE GRAVY. WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR FOOD COMAS OR FOOD BABIES.

SAUSAGE, PEPPERJACK CHEESE, CANDIED JALAPENOS,AND OUR HOMEMADE DEVIL IN GEORGIA JAM. (GHOST PEPPER PEACH JAM). DON’T CRY TO US- CRY TO YOUR MAMA.

SHE’S SWEET. SHE’S SPICY AND SHE DOESN’T MIND BEING THE CENTER OF ATTENTION. BURGER WITH BACON, PEPPERJACK CHEESE, BACON JALAPENO PIMENTO CHEESE, CANDIED JALAPENOS AND HOMEMADE JAM.

NO DRAMA, NO EXTRAS- JUST A WELL BEHAVED BURGER. INCLUDES american cheese, lettuce, tomato and pickles. ADD SLAW FOR $1.

SHE HAD A LONG NIGHT, AND WE KNOW YOU SKIPPED BREAKFAST. burger with AMERICAN CHEESE,FRIED EGG, bacon. lettuce, tomato and pickles

BURGER WITH AMERICAN CHEESE AND BACON AND JAM SERVED ON OUR POUND CAKE FRENCH TOAST.WE KNEW BETTER BUT WE DID IT ANYWAY.

WE TOOK A GRILLED CHEESE, RAISED IT RIGHT THEN LET IT RUN WILD. BACON, CANDIED JALAPENOS, BACON JALAPENO PIMENTO CHEESE, PEPPERJACK AND AMERICAN MELTED ON SOURDOUGH. ITS SWEET, SPICY AND THE FIRE DEPARTMENT IS NOT INCLUDED.

CHOPPED BEEF, ONIONS, BELL PEPPERS AND PROVOLONE PILED HIGH ON A HOAGIE. ADD JALAPENOS OR MUSHROOMS TO STIR UP TROUBLE. WANNA MAKE BAD DECISIONS? ASK FOR THE SECRET DRUNK COWBOY- WE’LL DROWN THE SANDWICH IN BROWN GRAVY AND SEND YOU ON YOUR WAY.

STACKED HIGHER THAN A HAYBALE IN JULY. ROAST BEEF, HAM, TURKEY, BACON, PROVOLONE, AMERICAN cheese. LETTUCE, TOMATO SLICES AND MAYO STACKED ON MARTIN’S POTATO BREAD. ITS A WHOLE SITUATION.

THIS AIN’T NO DELI SHORTCUT. WE COOK OUR CORNED BEEF IN HOUSE, PILE IT HIGH WITH SAUERKRAUT, PROVOLONE CHEESE AND OUR HOUSE MADE THOUSAND ISLAND DRESSING. IT’S DOWNRIGHT DISRESPECTFUL.

BLESS THIS MESS. HAM, TURKEY, AND AMERICAN CHEESE ON MARTIN’S POTATO BREAD BATTERED AND FRIED UNTIL GOLDEN THEN DUSTED SWEET AND SMOTHERED IN JAM. ITS GOING TO BE MESSY AND WE SUPPORT IT.

SHE STAYS BUSY. HAND BATTERED FRIED CHICKEN SANDWICH WITH LETTUCE, TOMATO, MAYO AND PICKLE. AVAILABLE GRILLED IF YOU’RE BEHAVING, WIITH BUFFALO & RANCH IF YOU ARE NOT.

All Beef Frank or McEver Hotdog with Slaw, Onions, Mustard and a Pickle chip.

All Beef or McEver Frank with Candied Jalapenos, Pimento Cheese and a jam drizzle.

THIS DOG IS SO EXTRA AND NOT GOING TO APOLOGIZE. DOG WITH CHILI, PIMENTO CHEESE, BACON, CRUSHED BBQ PORK RINDS AND A RANCH DRIZZLE.

All three of our specialty dogs and a side of your choosing.

Locally Sourced Grits mixed with our homemade bacon jalapeno pimento cheese and cajun spice.

FOUR HAND BATTERED MOZZARELLA STICKS WITH MARINARA. NO ACTUAL COWS HARMED IN THE MAKING.

LOCALLY MADE STONE GROUND GRITS MIXED WITH OUR HOMEMADE PIMENTO CHEESE ROLLED AND FRIED UNTIL GOLDEN. YOU WOULD BE A FOOL IF YOU DIDN’T TRY THESE.

locally made HOOCH’S MUDDY WATER PICKLE CHIPS AND HOMEMADE RANCH. NO VALLEYS ARE HIDDEN HERE.

WE THREW TOGETHER EVERYTHING WE LOVE AND CALLED IT A “TRAY” TO KEEP IT LEGAL. BOTH OF OUR FLAVORS OF PIMENTO CHEESE, OUR HOMEMADE CANDIED JALAPENOS, HOOCH’S MUDDY WATER DILL PICKLES, ASSORTED DELI MEATS AND CRACKERS. YOU’LL LICK THE TRAY CLEAN.

Loaded fries GONE FERAL. CHEESE, BACON, FRIED CHICKEN, RANCH AND BUFFALO IF YOU DARE.

32 oz of boiled peanuts

STRAIGHT FROM THE GARDEN. MIXED GREENS, TOMATOES, CUCUMBERS, SHREDDED CHEESE AND HOMEMADE SOURDOUGH CROUTONS. CAN’T GO WRONG WITH A CLASSIC. ADD GRILLED OR FRIED CHICKEN FOR $4.00

mixed greens topped with our house chicken salad, tomatoes, boiled eggs, crackers and croutons. may cause you to start calling people honey

STRAWBERRIES, MIXED GREENS, CANDIED PECANS, CHEESE, AND GRILLED CHICKEN. SERVED WITH OUR HOMEMADE STRAWBERRY VINAGRETTE. A LITTLE SWEET, AND A LITTLE FANCY.

Homemade Meatloaf with bell peppers and onions with two sides.

Creamy Mushroom Chicken and Rice with two sides.

Bowl of Chicken and Dumplings and Two Sides

Pork Pot Roast with carrots, onions and potatoes. Comes with two sides

Our homemade chicken pot pie with two sides.

Grilled Pork Chops smothered in gravy and caramelized onions. Comes with two sides.

Two Catfish Fillets and two sides.

8 Fried Butterfly Shrimp and two sides.

10 OZ HAMBURGER STEAK WITH BROWN GRAVY, GRILLED ONIONS AND MUSHROOMS. COMES WITH TWO SIDES. FORK IS REQUIRED- NAP IS OPTIONAL.

5 HAND BREADED TENDERS WITH TWO SIDES. YES IT’S ON THE ADULT MENU. NO, WE’RE NOT JUDGING.

8 HAND BATTERED FRIED CHICKEN LIVERS OR GIZZARDS (OR BOTH IF YOU MEAN BUSINESS). SERVED WITH TWO SIDES AND STILL SCARING THOSE CITY FOLKS.

LOCALLY PROCESSED TENDERLOIN GLAZED IN OUR HOUSEMADE APPLE BUTTER. SERVED WITH TWO SIDES. CAUTION: MIGHT MAKE YOU SLAP YOUR MAMA IT’S SO GOOD.

HOMEMADE MASHED POTATOES, BUTTERED CORN, CHICKEN TENDERS, AND SHREDDED CHEESE SMOTHERED IN BROWN GRAVY. comfort food in a bowl.

Bold and buttery cajun shrimp laid over locally sourced stone ground grits blended with our homemade bacon jalapeno pimento cheese.

perfectly grilled tilapia with your choice of lemon pepper, blackened or herb seasoning. comes with two sides.

HAND BATTERED CUBE STEAK DEEP FRIED AND SMOTHERED IN WHITE GRAVY. COMES WITH TWO SIDES. CAN’T BEAT TRADTIONAL.