
American
Village Idiot Pub - Patchogue
8 East Main Street
Patchogue, NY 11772
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LUNCH & DINNER MENU
Appetizers
Buffalo Chicken Dip
shredded chicken, blend of cheese & buffalo sauce in a bread bowl, served with celery, carrots & tortilla chips$18.00Cajun Seared Tuna
cajun seasoned ahi tuna, served over a bed of mixed greens with wasabi mayo and teriyaki drizzle$19.00Cheese Quesadilla.
$12.00Chicken Fingers
served with honey mustard$14.00Disco Fries
crinkle cut fries smothered in mozzarella cheese & served with a side of gravy$12.00
Fried Pickle Chips
tempura battered pickled chips, served with honey mustard or ranch$12.00Jumbo Hot Pretzel
served with mustard$11.00Marinated Steak Tidbits
marinated steak bits topped with blue cheese crumbles & scallions, served with toasted garlic crostinis$16.00
Mini Chicken Tacos
served with sides of sour cream & salsa, topped with shredded cheddar jack cheese$13.00Mozzarella Sticks
parmesan dusted with a side of house made marinara$12.00
Nachos Locos
nachos smothered with melted cheddar jack cheese, sliced jalapenos, sour cream, black olives, pico de gallo, salsa & chili$17.00Onion Ring Tower
served with chipotle mayo$13.00Quesadilla
bacon, and cheddar jack cheese in a crispy tortilla with salsa, sour cream & pico de gallo$12.00Sit-N-Spinach Dip
an oversized bread bowl filled with marinated artichoke hearts, spinach & cream cheese blend, served with tortilla chips$18.00Stoopid Sampler
wings, fried pickle chips, mini chicken tacos, mozzarella sticks & onion rings, served with a appropriate dipping sauces$22.00Veggie Quesadilla
broccoli, peppers, onions, carrots, zucchini & cheddar jack cheese, served in a gluten free tortilla with salsa, sour cream & pico de gallo$16.00Basket of Fries
$8.00Hot dog and a beer
$6.00Charcuterie Board
$24.00Fire Cracker Shrimp
$12.00Baked Clams
$16.00Sweet Jesus Fries
sweet potato fries drizzled with house made cinnamon sauce, topped with glazed pecans$14.00
Wings
Sliders & Flatbreads

Lobster Roll Sliders
house made lobster salad on toasted martin potato rolls$21.00Three Stooges Sliders
mini burgers topped with bacon, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickle & 1000 island dressing on mini pretzel rolls$18.00V.I.P. Sliders
filet mignon sliders topped with provolone cheese, fresh arugual & horseradish mayo on mini pretzel rolls$21.00
The Buffalo Flatbread
topped with our trademark buffalo chicken & melted mozzarella cheese, drizzled with ranch dressing$16.00Classic Margherita
$14.00Ala Vodka Flat Bread
$17.00
Soups
Salads
Cobb Salad
romaine lettuce, hard boiled egg, avocado, red onion, bacon, blue cheese crumbles & apple slices$16.00Large Garden Salad
romaine lettuce, tomato, carrots, red & green peppers, cucumber & red onion$12.00Large Caesar Salad
romaine lettuce, creamy caesar dressing, croutons & parmesan cheese$14.00Southwest Salad
romaine lettuce, black beans, roasted corn, red onion & cheddar jack cheese, served in a crispy tortilla bowl with cilantro lime vinaigrette, topped with cajun chicken$16.00
The G.O.A.T.
mixed greens, goat cheese, avocado, roasted beets, grape tomatoes & pecans topped with grilled chicken$16.00Cajun Seared Tuna
fried calamari & sliced seared tuna, tossed with baby bok choy, scallions, pickled ginger & sesame seeds, smothered in our thai chili sauce$20.00Quinoa Salad
romaine lettuce, creamy caesar dressing, croutons & parmesan cheese$19.00
Burgers
Handhelds
American Chicken Sandwich
breaded & fried chicken cutlet topped with American cheese & bacon on a pretzel roll$18.00Curly
grilled or blackened chicken, chipotle mayo & frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero$19.00Grilled Cheese
$14.00Groovin Rueben
corned beef, melted swiss cheese, sauerkraut & Russian dressing on toasted rye$21.00
Larry Po Boy
grilled cajun shrimp, shredded lettuce, tomato, fried jalapenos, red onion, avocado & chipotle mayo on a toasted garlic hero$21.00Moe
hot roast beef & melted mozzarella cheese with choice of gravy or au jus on a toasted garlic hero$21.00Philly Cheese Steak
sliced roast beef, sauteed onions & peppers, Melted American & nacho cheeses on a hero$22.00Sliced Steak Sandwich
marinated & cooked to your liking, topped with frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero$23.00Sweet Chicky Sandwich
grilled seasoned chicken, siwss cheese, bacon & crispy onions, topped with honey BBQ sauce on a pretzel roll$17.00Turkey Club
turkey, lettuce, tomato, avocado, applewood smoked bacon & chipotle mayo on a brioche bun$18.00Chopped Cheese
$22.00Buffalo Buttermilk Chicken
$19.00Nashville Hot Chicken
$22.00
Wraps & Paninis
Ahi Tuna Wrap
grilled ahi tuna, avocado, mixed greens, wasabi mayo & teriyaki drizzle$22.00Buffalo Soldier Wrap
fried buffalo chicken cutlet, lettuce, tomato & blue cheese dressing$19.00Cajun Shrimp Wrap
grilled cajun shrimp with onions, lettuce, tomato, pico de gallo & chipotle mayo$20.00Chicken Caesar Wrap
grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, creamy caesar dressing & parmesan cheese$17.00El diablo wrap
grilled chicken, rice, avocado, provolone cheese, sauteed onions & chipotle sauce$19.00Healthy Italian Wrap
grilled chicken, arugula, sun dried tomato pesto & fresh mozzarella$19.00Oh-hell-thy Chicken Wrap
lightly seasoned grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, avocado, bacon provolone cheese & ranch dressing$19.00
Grilled Chicken Panini
grilled chicken, broccoli rabe, fresh mozzarella & pesto$19.00Roasted Veggie Panini
eggplant, red & green peppers, zucchini, pnions, tomato & fresh mozzarella, drizzled with balsamic glaze$19.00Tuscan Panini
$19.00
Signature Dishes
Marinated Steak Tidbits Entree
tortellini tossed with shrimp, fresh spinach & grape tomatoes in a creamy alfredo sauce$26.00Shrimp and Lobster Fettuccine
chicken cutlets sauteed in house made francese sauce, served over pasta$28.00Jazzy Jambalaya
cajun style chicken, andouille sausage & shrimp over a bed of rice$25.00Mrs. C's Chicken Cutlet
$20.00Sultry Salmon
$29.00Perfect Pork Chop
$27.00V.I.P. Pasta
$24.00NY Strip
$36.00Crispy Chicken Breast
$28.00Mac Daddy and Cheese
$17.00Frenched Chicken
$28.00
Specials
small garden salad
small caesar salad
Specials cup SOD
Specials cup chicken noodle
Specials cup Loaded Potato
French Onion
Soup Flight
$16.00Buffalo Cauliflower
$13.00Caprese Grilled Cheese
$18.00Pulled Pork Burger
$20.00Chicken Milanese
$20.00V.I.P Taco Salad
$17.00Avocado Chicken Panini
$20.00Bomb Burger
$20.00Greek Pasta Salad
$18.00
Kidiot Menu
Kid Beverage
Kidiot Burger
served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots$10.25Kidiot Cheeseburger
served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots$10.25Kidiot Chicken Fingers
served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots$10.25Kidiot Grilled Cheese
served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots$10.25Kidiot Hot Dog
served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots$10.25Kidiot Mac n' Cheese
$10.25Kidiot Penne
$10.25
Sides
Extras
1000
$2.00american
$2.00avocado
$5.00bacon
$4.00balsamic
$2.00balsamic glaze
$2.00bbq
$2.00BC crumble
$2.00BC dressing
$2.00buffalo
$2.00cajun seasoning
$1.50carrots
$2.00celery
$2.00cheddar jack
$2.00chili
$4.00chipotle mayo
$2.00cole slaw
$4.00Cheddar
$2.00frazzled onions
$2.00fried jalapenos
$2.00gravy
$2.00guacamole
$5.00honey bbq
$2.00honey mustard
$2.00horseradish sauce
$2.00lettuce
$2.00maple mayo
$2.00marinade
$2.00mayo
$1.50mozzarella
$2.00mustard
$1.50nacho cheese
$2.00pepper jack
$2.00pickle
$2.00provolone
$2.00ranch
$2.00red onion
$2.00Bacon
$4.00salsa
$2.00sauteed mushrooms
$2.50sauteed onions
$2.50sour cream
$2.00spinach
$4.00swiss
$2.00tomato
$2.00wasabi mayo
$2.00Pint of Blue Cheese
$6.00
Desserts
Banana Fosters
$9.00Fried Oreos
$9.00Fried Twinkies
$9.00Gluten Free Chocolate Cake
$9.00Manhattan Truffle
$8.00Oreo Cake
$7.50Rainbow Cake
$9.00Tiramisu
$9.00White Chocolate Truffle
$9.00Vanilla Ice Cream
$6.00Cold Brew Coffee Gelato
$9.00Strawberry Cheesecake Gelato
$9.00Rainbow Cookie Icecream
$9.00Raspberry Sorbet
$9.00
Catering
Full Tray Idiot Bits
$120.001/2 Tray Idiot Bits
$70.00Full Tray Wings
$110.001/2 Tray Wings
$65.00Full Tray Penne Ala Vodka
$105.001/2 Tray Penne Ala Vdoka
$70.00Full Tray Steak Tidbits
$175.001/2 Tray Steak Tidbits
$110.00Full Tray Chicken Francese
$115.001/2 Tray Chicken Francese
$80.00Full Tray Sausage and Peppers
$100.001/2 Tray Sausage and Peppers
$75.00Full Tray Chicken Fingers
$105.001/2 Tray Chicken Fingers
$75.00Full Tray Mozz Stix
$90.001/2 Tray Mozz Stix
$65.00Full Tray Mini Tacos
$90.001/2 Tray Mini Tacos
$60.00Full Tray Three Stooges Sliders (24 sliders)
$110.001/2 Tray Three Stooges Sliders (12 sliders)
$60.00Full Tray Mac and Cheese
$90.001/2 Tray Mac and Cheese
$50.00Full Tray French Fries
$45.001/2 Tray French Fries
$25.00Full Tray Garden Salad
$75.001/2 Tray Garden Salad
$55.00Full Tray Caesar Salad
$80.001/2 Tray Caesar Salad
$60.00
Groupon Food (During Happy Hour Only)
Groupon Disco FF
$11.00Groupon 8 Wings
$15.00Groupon Onion Ring Tower
$12.00Groupon Fried Pickles
$12.00Groupon BBQ Chicken Sliders
$18.00Groupon Basket of FF
$8.00Groupon Mozz Stix
$12.00Groupon Cheese Quesadilla
$12.00Groupon Nachos
$16.00Groupon Bodacious Tots
$15.00Groupon Three Stooges Sliders
$18.00Groupon Pretzel
$11.00Groupon Mini Tacos
$12.00Groupon Idiot Bits
$16.00
LUNCH & DINNER-Mon-Fri (Copy)
Appetizers
Bodacious Tot-Tots
tater tots loaded with melted cheddar jack cheese, chopped bacon & fresh chives, drizzled with ranch dreaaing, served with sour cream$15.00Buffalo Chicken Dip
shredded chicken, blend of cheese & buffalo sauce in a bread bowl, served with celery, carrots & tortilla chips$18.00Cajun Seared Tuna
cajun seasoned ahi tuna, served over a bed of mixed greens with wasabi mayo and teriyaki drizzle$19.00Cheese Quesadilla.
$12.00Chicken Fingers
served with honey mustard$14.00Disco Fries
crinkle cut fries smothered in mozzarella cheese & served with a side of gravy$12.00
Fried Pickle Chips
tempura battered pickled chips, served with honey mustard or ranch$12.00Irish Balls
$15.00Jumbo Hot Pretzel
served with mustard$11.00Marinated Steak Tidbits
marinated steak bits topped with blue cheese crumbles & scallions, served with toasted garlic crostinis$16.00
Mini Chicken Tacos
served with sides of sour cream & salsa, topped with shredded cheddar jack cheese$13.00Mozzarella Sticks
parmesan dusted with a side of house made marinara$12.00
Nachos Locos
nachos smothered with melted cheddar jack cheese, sliced jalapenos, sour cream, black olives, pico de gallo, salsa & chili$17.00Onion Ring Tower
served with chipotle mayo$13.00Quesadilla
bacon, and cheddar jack cheese in a crispy tortilla with salsa, sour cream & pico de gallo$12.00Sit-N-Spinach Dip
an oversized bread bowl filled with marinated artichoke hearts, spinach & cream cheese blend, served with tortilla chips$18.00Stoopid Sampler
wings, fried pickle chips, mini chicken tacos, mozzarella sticks & onion rings, served with a appropriate dipping sauces$22.00Veggie Quesadilla
broccoli, peppers, onions, carrots, zucchini & cheddar jack cheese, served in a gluten free tortilla with salsa, sour cream & pico de gallo$16.00Basket of Fries
$8.00Hot dog and a beer
$6.00
Wings
Freaking Fries
Crinkle Cut
$7.00Tater Tots
$8.00Cajun Fries
$8.00Sweet Potato Fries
$8.00Waffle Fries
$8.00Sweet Jesus Fries
sweet potato fries drizzled with house made cinnamon sauce, topped with glazed pecans$14.00Disco Fries
crinkle cut fries smothered in mozzarella cheese & served with a side of gravy$12.00Loaded Tater Tots
$9.00Blue Cheese Dream
$14.00
Sliders & Flatbreads
BBQ Chicken Sliders
$18.00
Lobster Roll Sliders
house made lobster salad on toasted martin potato rolls$21.00Three Stooges Sliders
mini burgers topped with bacon, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickle & 1000 island dressing on mini pretzel rolls$18.00V.I.P. Sliders
filet mignon sliders topped with provolone cheese, fresh arugual & horseradish mayo on mini pretzel rolls$21.00
The Buffalo Flatbread
topped with our trademark buffalo chicken & melted mozzarella cheese, drizzled with ranch dressing$16.00Classic Margherita
$14.00Chipotle BBQ Flat Bread
$16.00Ala Vodka Flat Bread
$17.00
Soups
Salads
Bistro Salad
mesclun greens, fresh mozzarella & roasted red peppers, drizzled with balsamic glaze, topped with grilled chicken$17.00Cobb Salad
romaine lettuce, hard boiled egg, avocado, red onion, bacon, blue cheese crumbles & apple slices$16.00Large Garden Salad
romaine lettuce, tomato, carrots, red & green peppers, cucumber & red onion$12.00Large Caesar Salad
romaine lettuce, creamy caesar dressing, croutons & parmesan cheese$14.00Southwest Salad
romaine lettuce, black beans, roasted corn, red onion & cheddar jack cheese, served in a crispy tortilla bowl with cilantro lime vinaigrette, topped with cajun chicken$16.00
The G.O.A.T.
mixed greens, goat cheese, avocado, roasted beets, grape tomatoes & pecans topped with grilled chicken$16.00Cajun Seared Tuna
fried calamari & sliced seared tuna, tossed with baby bok choy, scallions, pickled ginger & sesame seeds, smothered in our thai chili sauce$20.00
Burgers
BYOB
$14.00
CHIPOTLE CHICKEN BURGER
freshly made chicken burger topped with pepper jack cheese, tomato, avocado, red onion & southwest slaw$19.00Chipotle Chicken Burger
$19.00MARINATED BURGER
covered in our signature marinade$19.00
Texas Burger
topped with fried jalapenos, fried onions, pepper jack cheese & BBQ sauce$18.00ACE BURGER
stacked with 5 strips of bacon$20.00MEATHEAD BURGER
10oz burger stuffed with bacon, mushrooms, onions & cheddar cheese, served on a bishop roll$22.00
Sandwiches
American Chicken Sandwich
breaded & fried chicken cutlet topped with American cheese & bacon on a pretzel roll$18.00Curly
grilled or blackened chicken, chipotle mayo & frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero$19.00Grilled Cheese
$14.00Groovin Rueben
corned beef, melted swiss cheese, sauerkraut & Russian dressing on toasted rye$21.00Honey Garlic Chicken Sandwich
panko breaded chicken breast, honey garlic ginger sauce, melted parmesan shavings & cole slaw on a hero$19.00It's The Sh*t Sandwich
pulled pork, frazzled onions, cole slaw & cheddar cheese, served on a bishop roll$20.00
Larry Po Boy
grilled cajun shrimp, shredded lettuce, tomato, fried jalapenos, red onion, avocado & chipotle mayo on a toasted garlic hero$21.00Moe
hot roast beef & melted mozzarella cheese with choice of gravy or au jus on a toasted garlic hero$21.00Philly Cheese Steak
sliced roast beef, sauteed onions & peppers, Melted American & nacho cheeses on a hero$22.00Sliced Steak Sandwich
marinated & cooked to your liking, topped with frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero$23.00Sweet Chicky Sandwich
grilled seasoned chicken, siwss cheese, bacon & crispy onions, topped with honey BBQ sauce on a pretzel roll$17.00Turkey Club
turkey, lettuce, tomato, avocado, applewood smoked bacon & chipotle mayo on a brioche bun$18.00Spicy Sarno Sandwich
$19.00Chopped Cheese
$22.00
Wraps & Paninis
Ahi Tuna Wrap
grilled ahi tuna, avocado, mixed greens, wasabi mayo & teriyaki drizzle$22.00Buffalo Soldier Wrap
fried buffalo chicken cutlet, lettuce, tomato & blue cheese dressing$19.00Cajun Shrimp Wrap
grilled cajun shrimp with onions, lettuce, tomato, pico de gallo & chipotle mayo$20.00Chicken Caesar Wrap
grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, creamy caesar dressing & parmesan cheese$17.00El diablo wrap
grilled chicken, rice, avocado, provolone cheese, sauteed onions & chipotle sauce$19.00Healthy Italian Wrap
grilled chicken, arugula, sun dried tomato pesto & fresh mozzarella$19.00Oh-hell-thy Chicken Wrap
lightly seasoned grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, avocado, bacon provolone cheese & ranch dressing$19.00
Grilled Chicken Panini
grilled chicken, broccoli rabe, fresh mozzarella & pesto$19.00Roasted Veggie Panini
eggplant, red & green peppers, zucchini, pnions, tomato & fresh mozzarella, drizzled with balsamic glaze$19.00Tuscan Panini
$19.00
Signature Dishes
Marinated Steak Tidbits Entree
tortellini tossed with shrimp, fresh spinach & grape tomatoes in a creamy alfredo sauce$26.00Shrimp and Lobster Fettuccine
chicken cutlets sauteed in house made francese sauce, served over pasta$28.00Jazzy Jambalaya
cajun style chicken, andouille sausage & shrimp over a bed of rice$25.00Mrs. C's Chicken Cutlet
$20.00Sultry Salmon
$29.00Perfect Pork Chop
$27.00V.I.P. Pasta
$24.00NY Strip
$36.00Crispy Chicken Breast
$28.00Mac Daddy and Cheese
$17.00
Specials
Kidiot Menu
Kid Beverage
Kidiot Burger
served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots$10.25Kidiot Cheeseburger
served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots$10.25Kidiot Chicken Fingers
served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots$10.25Kidiot Grilled Cheese
served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots$10.25Kidiot Hot Dog
served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots$10.25Kidiot Mac n' Cheese
$10.25Kidiot Penne
$10.25
Sides
Extras
1000
$2.00american
$2.00avocado
$5.00bacon
$4.00balsamic
$2.00balsamic glaze
$2.00bbq
$2.00BC crumble
$2.00BC dressing
$2.00buffalo
$2.00cajun seasoning
$1.50carrots
$2.00celery
$2.00cheddar jack
$2.00chili
$4.00chipotle mayo
$2.00cole slaw
$4.00Cheddar
$2.00frazzled onions
$2.00fried jalapenos
$2.00gravy
$2.00guacamole
$5.00honey bbq
$2.00honey mustard
$2.00horseradish sauce
$2.00lettuce
$2.00maple mayo
$2.00marinade
$2.00mayo
$1.50mozzarella
$2.00mustard
$1.50nacho cheese
$2.00pepper jack
$2.00pickle
$2.00provolone
$2.00ranch
$2.00red onion
$2.00Bacon
$4.00salsa
$2.00sauteed mushrooms
$2.50sauteed onions
$2.50sour cream
$2.00spinach
$4.00swiss
$2.00tomato
$2.00wasabi mayo
$2.00Pint of Blue Cheese
$6.00
Desserts
Banana Fosters
$9.00Fried Oreos
$9.00Fried Twinkies
$9.00Gluten Free Chocolate Cake
$9.00Manhattan Truffle
$8.00Oreo Cake
$7.50Rainbow Cake
$9.00Tiramisu
$9.00White Chocolate Truffle
$9.00Vanilla Ice Cream
$6.00Cold Brew Coffee Gelato
$9.00Strawberry Cheesecake Gelato
$9.00Rainbow Cookie Icecream
$9.00Raspberry Sorbet
$9.00
Catering
Full Tray Idiot Bits
$120.001/2 Tray Idiot Bits
$70.00Full Tray Wings
$110.001/2 Tray Wings
$65.00Full Tray Penne Ala Vodka
$105.001/2 Tray Penne Ala Vdoka
$70.00Full Tray Steak Tidbits
$175.001/2 Tray Steak Tidbits
$110.00Full Tray Chicken Francese
$115.001/2 Tray Chicken Francese
$80.00Full Tray Sausage and Peppers
$100.001/2 Tray Sausage and Peppers
$75.00Full Tray Chicken Fingers
$105.001/2 Tray Chicken Fingers
$75.00Full Tray Mozz Stix
$90.001/2 Tray Mozz Stix
$65.00Full Tray Mini Tacos
$90.001/2 Tray Mini Tacos
$60.00Full Tray Three Stooges Sliders (24 sliders)
$110.001/2 Tray Three Stooges Sliders (12 sliders)
$60.00Full Tray Mac and Cheese
$90.001/2 Tray Mac and Cheese
$50.00Full Tray French Fries
$45.001/2 Tray French Fries
$25.00Full Tray Garden Salad
$75.001/2 Tray Garden Salad
$55.00Full Tray Caesar Salad
$80.001/2 Tray Caesar Salad
$60.00
Groupon Food (During Happy Hour Only)
Groupon Disco FF
$11.00Groupon 8 Wings
$15.00Groupon Onion Ring Tower
$12.00Groupon Fried Pickles
$12.00Groupon BBQ Chicken Sliders
$18.00Groupon Basket of FF
$8.00Groupon Mozz Stix
$12.00Groupon Cheese Quesadilla
$12.00Groupon Nachos
$16.00Groupon Bodacious Tots
$15.00Groupon Three Stooges Sliders
$18.00Groupon Pretzel
$11.00Groupon Mini Tacos
$12.00Groupon Idiot Bits
$16.00
Mozzarella Sticks
$12.00
parmesan dusted with a side of house made marinara
Customize your item
Mozz Stix Mods
Optional
Request advisory
We'll do our best to accommodate special requests but may not be able to honor all substitutes. Extra charges may apply.
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All hours
| Sunday | 9:00 am - 10:00 pm |
| Monday | 11:00 am - 10:00 pm |
| Tuesday | 11:00 am - 10:00 pm |
| Wednesday | 11:00 am - 10:00 pm |
| Thursday | 11:00 am - 10:00 pm |
| Friday | 11:00 am - 10:00 pm |
| Saturday | 9:00 am - 10:00 pm |
Restaurant info
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