Pizza
Lazy Bones Pizza
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Featured Items
Classic Pepperoni
Red pizza with a blend of mozzarella and provolone, topped with cupped pepperoni$19.00
Classic Cheese
Red pizza with a blend of mozzarella and provolone$17.00
Roasted Brussel Sprouts
Crispy roasted brussel sprouts and garlic, finished with toasted bread crumbs and balsamic reduction$9.00
Appetisers, Salads & Etc
Roasted Brussel Sprouts
Crispy roasted brussel sprouts and garlic, finished with toasted bread crumbs and balsamic reduction$9.00
Kofta Kebab Panuozzo
Spiced lamb and beef kofta kebab, pickled red onions, fresh herbs and romaine drizzled in house ranch and tahini, served in a panuozzo style sandwich$15.00Hummus & Pita
House hummus finished with sweet paprika flakes and extra virgin olive oil and served with a fresh baked pita$10.00
Citrus Fennel Salad
Arugula, goat cheese, fresh orange slices, shaved fennel and crispy shallots with a citrus vinaigrette$16.00
Caprese Salad
Heirloom tomato slices, fresh basil and stracciatella served on a bed of arugula and dressed with a balsamic reduction$17.00
Chicken Caesar Salad
Radicchio and romaine, grilled chicken thighs, parmesan, crunchy croutons, cherry tomatoes, and our house Caesar dressing. Hold the knife in the back.$16.00OUT OF STOCK
Lactaid
$0.50
Pizzas
Classic Cheese
Red pizza with a blend of mozzarella and provolone$17.00Classic Pepperoni
Red pizza with a blend of mozzarella and provolone, topped with cupped pepperoni$19.00
Sausage and Onion
Red pizza with a blend of mozzarella and provolone, topped with crumbled house sausage, caramelized onions and pickled jalapenos$20.00
Girl Dinner
White pizza topped with sliced pears, blue cheese and hot honey$19.00
Truffle Shuffle
Mozzarella and provolone topped with forest mushrooms and caramelized onions, finished with truffle oil$21.00
Obligate Carnivore
Red pizza with a blend of mozzarella and provolone, topped with cupped pepperoni, crumbled house sausage, grilled chicken thighs and bacon$24.00OUT OF STOCK
Marinara Pizza
*No Cheese* Red pizza topped with roasted garlic and bread crumbs, finished with extra virgin olive oil$16.00
Artemis
Wilted spinach base topped with roasted peppers, kalamata olives, and red onions, finished with a creamy tahini sauce$22.00OUT OF STOCK
*Special*
Figgy Stardust White pie topped with blue cheese and fresh figs, finished with sumac, crispy onions and hot honey$24.00OUT OF STOCK
Dipping Sauces (For the bones!)
Red Sauce
Our signature pizza sauce - crushed tomatoes, fresh garlic, basil and salt. Chef's kiss.$1.00
Hot Honey
Lazy Bones hot honey, made with our own house Sriracha and, well, honey. You know what this is.$1.00
House Ranch
Our house ranch dressing, made with plenty of herbs and love.$1.50
House Sriracha
$1.50
Chicken Caesar Salad
$16.00
Radicchio and romaine, grilled chicken thighs, parmesan, crunchy croutons, cherry tomatoes, and our house Caesar dressing. Hold the knife in the back.
Request advisory
We'll do our best to accommodate special requests but may not be able to honor all substitutes. Extra charges may apply.
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All hours
| Sunday | 4:00 pm - 10:00 pm |
| Monday | 5:00 pm - 10:00 pm |
| Tuesday | 5:00 pm - 10:00 pm |
| Wednesday | 5:00 pm - 10:00 pm |
| Thursday | 5:00 pm - 10:00 pm |
| Friday | 8:00 pm - 12:00 am |
| Saturday | 6:00 pm - 12:00 am |
Restaurant info
Just two DC-based brothers making really good pizza. There isn't a lot more to it.
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