Pizza
Lazy Bones Pizza
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Featured Items
Classic Pepperoni
Red pizza with a blend of mozzarella and provolone, topped with cupped pepperoni$19.00
Classic Cheese
Red pizza with a blend of mozzarella and provolone$17.00
Roasted Brussel Sprouts
Crispy roasted brussel sprouts and garlic, finished with toasted bread crumbs and balsamic reduction$9.00
Appetisers, Salads & Etc
Roasted Brussel Sprouts
Crispy roasted brussel sprouts and garlic, finished with toasted bread crumbs and balsamic reduction$9.00
Kofta Kebab Panuozzo
Spiced lamb and beef kofta kebab, pickled red onions, fresh herbs and romaine drizzled in house ranch and tahini, served in a panuozzo style sandwich$15.00Hummus & Pita
House hummus finished with sweet paprika flakes and extra virgin olive oil and served with a fresh baked pita$10.00
Citrus Fennel Salad
Arugula, goat cheese, fresh orange slices, shaved fennel and crispy shallots with a citrus vinaigrette$16.00
Caprese Salad
Heirloom tomato slices, fresh basil and stracciatella served on a bed of arugula and dressed with a balsamic reduction$17.00
Chicken Caesar Salad
Radicchio and romaine, grilled chicken thighs, parmesan, crunchy croutons, cherry tomatoes, and our house Caesar dressing. Hold the knife in the back.$16.00OUT OF STOCK
Lactaid
$0.50
Pizzas
Classic Cheese
Red pizza with a blend of mozzarella and provolone$17.00Classic Pepperoni
Red pizza with a blend of mozzarella and provolone, topped with cupped pepperoni$19.00
Sausage and Onion
Red pizza with a blend of mozzarella and provolone, topped with crumbled house sausage, caramelized onions and pickled jalapenos$20.00
Girl Dinner
White pizza topped with sliced pears, blue cheese and hot honey$19.00
Truffle Shuffle
Mozzarella and provolone topped with forest mushrooms and caramelized onions, finished with truffle oil$21.00
Obligate Carnivore
Red pizza with a blend of mozzarella and provolone, topped with cupped pepperoni, crumbled house sausage, grilled chicken thighs and bacon$24.00OUT OF STOCK
Marinara Pizza
*No Cheese* Red pizza topped with roasted garlic and bread crumbs, finished with extra virgin olive oil$16.00
Artemis
Wilted spinach base topped with roasted peppers, kalamata olives, and red onions, finished with a creamy tahini sauce$22.00OUT OF STOCK
*Special*
Figgy Stardust White pie topped with blue cheese and fresh figs, finished with sumac, crispy onions and hot honey$24.00OUT OF STOCK
Dipping Sauces (For the bones!)
Red Sauce
Our signature pizza sauce - crushed tomatoes, fresh garlic, basil and salt. Chef's kiss.$1.00
Hot Honey
Lazy Bones hot honey, made with our own house Sriracha and, well, honey. You know what this is.$1.00
House Ranch
Our house ranch dressing, made with plenty of herbs and love.$1.50
House Sriracha
$1.50
Kofta Kebab Panuozzo
$15.00
Spiced lamb and beef kofta kebab, pickled red onions, fresh herbs and romaine drizzled in house ranch and tahini, served in a panuozzo style sandwich
Request advisory
We'll do our best to accommodate special requests but may not be able to honor all substitutes. Extra charges may apply.
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All hours
| Sunday | 4:00 pm - 10:00 pm |
| Monday | 5:00 pm - 10:00 pm |
| Tuesday | 5:00 pm - 10:00 pm |
| Wednesday | 5:00 pm - 10:00 pm |
| Thursday | 5:00 pm - 10:00 pm |
| Friday | 8:00 pm - 12:00 am |
| Saturday | 6:00 pm - 12:00 am |
Restaurant info
Just two DC-based brothers making really good pizza. There isn't a lot more to it.
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