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    Village Idiot Pub - Patchogue

    8 East Main Street

    Patchogue, NY 11772


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    VIP Classics
    Hangover Helpers
    Sweet Tooth
    Something Simple
    Looking For Something Else?
    ***Back Up Basic Old Items***
    B. Sides
    B. Kidiot
    Wings
    Extras
    Catering (Copy)
    Pickup Only
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    Featured Items

    • Ricotta Be Kidding Me!

      $14.00
    • Wrapzilla

      $14.00

    VIP Classics

    • Eater's Choice

      choice of three ingredients
      $14.00
    • Idiot Platter

      three eggs, ham, bacon, sausage, two pancakes, home fries & toast
      $16.00
    • Jester Tacos

      three soft tortillas filled with scrambled eggs and melted cheddar cheese, topped with chorizo, grape tomatoes, scallions, jalapenos & grilled corn, served with home fries
      $15.00
    • Wrapzilla

      $14.00
    • The Very Important B.E.C

      $16.00

    Hangover Helpers

    • Breakfast Quesadilla

      three scrambled eggs, sauteed onions, choice of ham, bacon, or sausage links & cheese in a tortilla topped with tomato and spicy hollandaise
      $15.00
    • Steak Out Wrap

      $18.00
    • Chicken And Waffles

      $15.00
    • Southern Biscuits

      served with home fries & sausage gravy
      $12.00
    • Benny Under The Sea (And on Land)

      $18.00
    • The Original

      canadian bacon, poached eggs & hollandaise on an open-faced english muffin
      $13.00
    • Very Important Panini

      $15.00
    • Steak & Eggs

      served with home fries & toast
      $19.00

    Sweet Tooth

    • Waffle

      $13.00
    • Holy Stuffed Toast!

      $13.00
    • Banana 'Foster"-Tunately Delicious

      $14.00
    • Ricotta Be Kidding Me!

      $14.00
    • Brownie Pancake Sundae

      $15.00
    • Fruity Pebbles French Toast

      $15.00
    • Jelly Donut French Toast

      $14.00

    Something Simple

    • Eggy McMuff

      one egg and choice of ham, bacon or sausage links on a english muffin
      $10.00
    • Avoca-doh! Toast

      $16.00
    • Von Kaiser

      two eggs, cheese & choice of ham, bacon or sausage links on kaiser roll
      $12.00
    • Bowl-Ful of Morning Glory

      $16.00
    • Iron Man Wrap

      $17.00

    Looking For Something Else?

    • The Bayou Bodega

      $16.00
    • The Monte Crisco

      $16.00
    • Benny and the Lox

      $17.00
    • Here's the Beef-Edict?

      $17.00
    • Shrimpin' Ain't Easy

      $17.00
    • The Cure-All Po' Boy

      $16.00

    ***Back Up Basic Old Items***

    • Pancakes

      $9.00
    • Chocolate Chip Pancakes

      $10.00
    • Belgian Waffle

      $10.00
    • French Toast

      $10.00
    • Build Your Own Platter

      two eggs, home fries, toast & your choice of one: bacon, sausage links, ham or canadian bacon
      $13.00
    • Classic BLT

      bacon, lettuce & tomato on choice of toast
      $12.00
    • Sunrise Burger

      an 8oz burger topped with bacon, choice of cheese and two fried eggs
      $15.00

    B. Sides

    • 1 Egg

      $1.00
    • 2 Eggs

      $3.00
    • Avocado

      $4.00
    • Bacon

      $4.00
    • Corn Muffin

      $2.58
    • Corned Beef Hash

      $5.00
    • English Muffin

      $2.00
    • Grits

      $4.12
    • Ham

      $3.00
    • Sausage Links

      $3.00
    • Sausage Patty

      $4.12
    • Sauteed Spinach

      $4.00
    • Side Home Fries

      $3.00
    • Small Seasonal Fruit

      $6.00
    • Turkey Bacon

      $4.00
    • Toast

      $1.00

    B. Kidiot

    • Kid Beverage

    • Kid Scrambled Eggs

      $9.00
    • French Toast Sticks

      $9.00
    • Kid Pancakes

      $9.00
    • Oatmeal

      $6.19

    Wings

    • 8 Wings

      served with blue cheese, celery & carrots
      $15.00
    • 12 Wings

      served with blue cheese, celery & carrots
      $18.00
    • 25 Wings

      served with blue cheese, celery & carrots
      $32.00

    Extras

    • 1000

      $2.00
    • american

      $2.00
    • avocado

      $5.00
    • bacon

      $4.00
    • balsamic

      $2.00
    • balsamic glaze

      $2.00
    • bbq

      $2.00
    • BC crumble

      $2.00
    • BC dressing

      $2.00
    • buffalo

      $2.00
    • cajun seasoning

      $1.50
    • carrots

      $2.00
    • celery

      $2.00
    • cheddar jack

      $2.00
    • chili

      $4.00
    • chipotle mayo

      $2.00
    • cole slaw

      $4.00
    • Cheddar

      $2.00
    • frazzled onions

      $2.00
    • fried jalapenos

      $2.00
    • guacamole

      $5.00
    • honey bbq

      $2.00
    • honey mustard

      $2.00
    • horseradish sauce

      $2.00
    • lettuce

      $2.00
    • maple mayo

      $2.00
    • marinade

      $2.00
    • mayo

      $1.50
    • mozzarella

      $2.00
    • mustard

      $1.50
    • nacho cheese

      $2.00
    • pepper jack

      $2.00
    • pickle

      $2.00
    • provolone

      $2.00
    • ranch

      $2.00
    • red onion

      $2.00
    • Bacon

      $4.00
    • salsa

      $2.00
    • sauteed mushrooms

      $2.50
    • sauteed onions

      $2.50
    • sour cream

      $2.00
    • spinach

      $4.00
    • swiss

      $2.00
    • tomato

      $2.00

    Catering (Copy)

    • Full Tray Idiot Bits

      $120.00
    • 1/2 Tray Idiot Bits

      $70.00
    • Full Tray Wings

      $110.00
    • 1/2 Tray Wings

      $65.00
    • Full Tray Penne Ala Vodka

      $105.00
    • 1/2 Tray Penne Ala Vdoka

      $70.00
    • Full Tray Steak Tidbits

      $175.00
    • 1/2 Tray Steak Tidbits

      $110.00
    • Full Tray Chicken Francese

      $115.00
    • 1/2 Tray Chicken Francese

      $80.00
    • Full Tray Sausage and Peppers

      $100.00
    • 1/2 Tray Sausage and Peppers

      $75.00
    • Full Tray Chicken Fingers

      $105.00
    • 1/2 Tray Chicken Fingers

      $75.00
    • Full Tray Mozz Stix

      $90.00
    • 1/2 Tray Mozz Stix

      $65.00
    • Full Tray Mini Tacos

      $90.00
    • 1/2 Tray Mini Tacos

      $60.00
    • Full Tray Three Stooges Sliders (24 sliders)

      $110.00
    • 1/2 Tray Three Stooges Sliders (12 sliders)

      $60.00
    • Full Tray Mac and Cheese

      $90.00
    • 1/2 Tray Mac and Cheese

      $50.00
    • Full Tray French Fries

      $45.00
    • 1/2 Tray French Fries

      $25.00
    • Full Tray Garden Salad

      $75.00
    • 1/2 Tray Garden Salad

      $55.00
    • Full Tray Caesar Salad

      $80.00
    • 1/2 Tray Caesar Salad

      $60.00

    Wrapzilla

    $14.00

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    All hours
    Sunday9:00 am - 10:00 pm
    Monday11:00 am - 10:00 pm
    Tuesday11:00 am - 10:00 pm
    Wednesday11:00 am - 10:00 pm
    Thursday11:00 am - 10:00 pm
    Friday11:00 am - 10:00 pm
    Saturday9:00 am - 10:00 pm
    Restaurant info

    Come in and enjoy!

    Location

    8 East Main Street, Patchogue, NY 11772

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