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    Village Idiot Pub - Patchogue

    8 East Main Street

    Patchogue, NY 11772


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    Featured Items

    • 8 Wings

      served with blue cheese, celery & carrots
      $15.00
    • Ricotta Be Kidding Me!

      $14.00
    • Mozzarella Sticks

      parmesan dusted with a side of house made marinara
      $12.00

    LUNCH & DINNER MENU

    Appetizers

    • Buffalo Chicken Dip

      shredded chicken, blend of cheese & buffalo sauce in a bread bowl, served with celery, carrots & tortilla chips
      $18.00
    • Cajun Seared Tuna

      cajun seasoned ahi tuna, served over a bed of mixed greens with wasabi mayo and teriyaki drizzle
      $19.00
    • Cheese Quesadilla.

      $12.00
    • Chicken Fingers

      served with honey mustard
      $14.00
    • Disco Fries

      crinkle cut fries smothered in mozzarella cheese & served with a side of gravy
      $12.00
    • Fried Pickle Chips

      tempura battered pickled chips, served with honey mustard or ranch
      $12.00
    • Jumbo Hot Pretzel

      served with mustard
      $11.00
    • Marinated Steak Tidbits

      marinated steak bits topped with blue cheese crumbles & scallions, served with toasted garlic crostinis
      $16.00
    • Mini Chicken Tacos

      served with sides of sour cream & salsa, topped with shredded cheddar jack cheese
      $13.00
    • Mozzarella Sticks

      parmesan dusted with a side of house made marinara
      $12.00
    • Nachos Locos

      nachos smothered with melted cheddar jack cheese, sliced jalapenos, sour cream, black olives, pico de gallo, salsa & chili
      $17.00
    • Onion Ring Tower

      served with chipotle mayo
      $13.00
    • Quesadilla

      bacon, and cheddar jack cheese in a crispy tortilla with salsa, sour cream & pico de gallo
      $12.00
    • Sit-N-Spinach Dip

      an oversized bread bowl filled with marinated artichoke hearts, spinach & cream cheese blend, served with tortilla chips
      $18.00
    • Stoopid Sampler

      wings, fried pickle chips, mini chicken tacos, mozzarella sticks & onion rings, served with a appropriate dipping sauces
      $22.00
    • Veggie Quesadilla

      broccoli, peppers, onions, carrots, zucchini & cheddar jack cheese, served in a gluten free tortilla with salsa, sour cream & pico de gallo
      $16.00
    • Basket of Fries

      $8.00
    • Hot dog and a beer

      $6.00
    • Charcuterie Board

      $24.00
    • Fire Cracker Shrimp

      $12.00
    • Baked Clams

      $16.00
    • Sweet Jesus Fries

      sweet potato fries drizzled with house made cinnamon sauce, topped with glazed pecans
      $14.00

    Wings

    • 8 Wings

      served with blue cheese, celery & carrots
      $15.00
    • 12 Wings

      served with blue cheese, celery & carrots
      $18.00
    • 25 Wings

      served with blue cheese, celery & carrots
      $32.00
    • Idiot Bits

      served with blue cheese, celery & carrots
      $17.00

    Sliders & Flatbreads

    • Lobster Roll Sliders

      house made lobster salad on toasted martin potato rolls
      $21.00
    • Three Stooges Sliders

      mini burgers topped with bacon, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickle & 1000 island dressing on mini pretzel rolls
      $18.00
    • V.I.P. Sliders

      filet mignon sliders topped with provolone cheese, fresh arugual & horseradish mayo on mini pretzel rolls
      $21.00
    • The Buffalo Flatbread

      topped with our trademark buffalo chicken & melted mozzarella cheese, drizzled with ranch dressing
      $16.00
    • Classic Margherita

      $14.00
    • Ala Vodka Flat Bread

      $17.00

    Soups

    • Soup of the Day

      $10.00
    • Chicken Noodle

      $10.00
    • Fire Island Chilli

      $10.00
    • Lobster Bisque

      $14.00
    • French Onion Soup

      $12.00

    Salads

    • Cobb Salad

      romaine lettuce, hard boiled egg, avocado, red onion, bacon, blue cheese crumbles & apple slices
      $16.00
    • Large Garden Salad

      romaine lettuce, tomato, carrots, red & green peppers, cucumber & red onion
      $12.00
    • Large Caesar Salad

      romaine lettuce, creamy caesar dressing, croutons & parmesan cheese
      $14.00
    • Southwest Salad

      romaine lettuce, black beans, roasted corn, red onion & cheddar jack cheese, served in a crispy tortilla bowl with cilantro lime vinaigrette, topped with cajun chicken
      $16.00
    • The G.O.A.T.

      mixed greens, goat cheese, avocado, roasted beets, grape tomatoes & pecans topped with grilled chicken
      $16.00
    • Cajun Seared Tuna

      fried calamari & sliced seared tuna, tossed with baby bok choy, scallions, pickled ginger & sesame seeds, smothered in our thai chili sauce
      $20.00
    • Quinoa Salad

      romaine lettuce, creamy caesar dressing, croutons & parmesan cheese
      $19.00

    Burgers

    • BYOB

      $14.00
    • Chipotle Chicken Burger

      $19.00
    • The Ace

      $20.00
    • The Meathead

      $22.00
    • V.I.P Trademark Marinated Burger

      $19.00
    • Double Smash Burger

      $19.00
    • Cowboy Burger

      $20.00

    Handhelds

    • American Chicken Sandwich

      breaded & fried chicken cutlet topped with American cheese & bacon on a pretzel roll
      $18.00
    • Curly

      grilled or blackened chicken, chipotle mayo & frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero
      $19.00
    • Grilled Cheese

      $14.00
    • Groovin Rueben

      corned beef, melted swiss cheese, sauerkraut & Russian dressing on toasted rye
      $21.00
    • Larry Po Boy

      grilled cajun shrimp, shredded lettuce, tomato, fried jalapenos, red onion, avocado & chipotle mayo on a toasted garlic hero
      $21.00
    • Moe

      hot roast beef & melted mozzarella cheese with choice of gravy or au jus on a toasted garlic hero
      $21.00
    • Philly Cheese Steak

      sliced roast beef, sauteed onions & peppers, Melted American & nacho cheeses on a hero
      $22.00
    • Sliced Steak Sandwich

      marinated & cooked to your liking, topped with frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero
      $23.00
    • Sweet Chicky Sandwich

      grilled seasoned chicken, siwss cheese, bacon & crispy onions, topped with honey BBQ sauce on a pretzel roll
      $17.00
    • Turkey Club

      turkey, lettuce, tomato, avocado, applewood smoked bacon & chipotle mayo on a brioche bun
      $18.00
    • Chopped Cheese

      $22.00
    • Buffalo Buttermilk Chicken

      $19.00
    • Nashville Hot Chicken

      $22.00

    Wraps & Paninis

    • Ahi Tuna Wrap

      grilled ahi tuna, avocado, mixed greens, wasabi mayo & teriyaki drizzle
      $22.00
    • Buffalo Soldier Wrap

      fried buffalo chicken cutlet, lettuce, tomato & blue cheese dressing
      $19.00
    • Cajun Shrimp Wrap

      grilled cajun shrimp with onions, lettuce, tomato, pico de gallo & chipotle mayo
      $20.00
    • Chicken Caesar Wrap

      grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, creamy caesar dressing & parmesan cheese
      $17.00
    • El diablo wrap

      grilled chicken, rice, avocado, provolone cheese, sauteed onions & chipotle sauce
      $19.00
    • Healthy Italian Wrap

      grilled chicken, arugula, sun dried tomato pesto & fresh mozzarella
      $19.00
    • Oh-hell-thy Chicken Wrap

      lightly seasoned grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, avocado, bacon provolone cheese & ranch dressing
      $19.00
    • Grilled Chicken Panini

      grilled chicken, broccoli rabe, fresh mozzarella & pesto
      $19.00
    • Roasted Veggie Panini

      eggplant, red & green peppers, zucchini, pnions, tomato & fresh mozzarella, drizzled with balsamic glaze
      $19.00
    • Tuscan Panini

      $19.00

    Signature Dishes

    • Marinated Steak Tidbits Entree

      tortellini tossed with shrimp, fresh spinach & grape tomatoes in a creamy alfredo sauce
      $26.00
    • Shrimp and Lobster Fettuccine

      chicken cutlets sauteed in house made francese sauce, served over pasta
      $28.00
    • Jazzy Jambalaya

      cajun style chicken, andouille sausage & shrimp over a bed of rice
      $25.00
    • Mrs. C's Chicken Cutlet

      $20.00
    • Sultry Salmon

      $29.00
    • Perfect Pork Chop

      $27.00
    • V.I.P. Pasta

      $24.00
    • NY Strip

      $36.00
    • Crispy Chicken Breast

      $28.00
    • Mac Daddy and Cheese

      $17.00
    • Frenched Chicken

      $28.00

    Specials

    • small garden salad

    • small caesar salad

    • Specials cup SOD

    • Specials cup chicken noodle

    • Specials cup Loaded Potato

    • French Onion

    • Soup Flight

      $16.00
    • Buffalo Cauliflower

      $13.00
    • Caprese Grilled Cheese

      $18.00
    • Pulled Pork Burger

      $20.00
    • Chicken Milanese

      $20.00
    • V.I.P Taco Salad

      $17.00
    • Avocado Chicken Panini

      $20.00
    • Bomb Burger

      $20.00
    • Greek Pasta Salad

      $18.00

    Kidiot Menu

    • Kid Beverage

    • Kidiot Burger

      served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
      $10.25
    • Kidiot Cheeseburger

      served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
      $10.25
    • Kidiot Chicken Fingers

      served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
      $10.25
    • Kidiot Grilled Cheese

      served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
      $10.25
    • Kidiot Hot Dog

      served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
      $10.25
    • Kidiot Mac n' Cheese

      $10.25
    • Kidiot Penne

      $10.25

    Sides

    • Cole Slaw

      $5.00
    • House Chips

      $5.00
    • Mashed Potatos with a Side of Gravy

      $8.00
    • Rice

      $5.00
    • Sauteed Veggies

      $7.00
    • Fries

      $6.00
    • Sweet Potato Fries

      $7.00

    Extras

    • 1000

      $2.00
    • american

      $2.00
    • avocado

      $5.00
    • bacon

      $4.00
    • balsamic

      $2.00
    • balsamic glaze

      $2.00
    • bbq

      $2.00
    • BC crumble

      $2.00
    • BC dressing

      $2.00
    • buffalo

      $2.00
    • cajun seasoning

      $1.50
    • carrots

      $2.00
    • celery

      $2.00
    • cheddar jack

      $2.00
    • chili

      $4.00
    • chipotle mayo

      $2.00
    • cole slaw

      $4.00
    • Cheddar

      $2.00
    • frazzled onions

      $2.00
    • fried jalapenos

      $2.00
    • gravy

      $2.00
    • guacamole

      $5.00
    • honey bbq

      $2.00
    • honey mustard

      $2.00
    • horseradish sauce

      $2.00
    • lettuce

      $2.00
    • maple mayo

      $2.00
    • marinade

      $2.00
    • mayo

      $1.50
    • mozzarella

      $2.00
    • mustard

      $1.50
    • nacho cheese

      $2.00
    • pepper jack

      $2.00
    • pickle

      $2.00
    • provolone

      $2.00
    • ranch

      $2.00
    • red onion

      $2.00
    • Bacon

      $4.00
    • salsa

      $2.00
    • sauteed mushrooms

      $2.50
    • sauteed onions

      $2.50
    • sour cream

      $2.00
    • spinach

      $4.00
    • swiss

      $2.00
    • tomato

      $2.00
    • wasabi mayo

      $2.00
    • Pint of Blue Cheese

      $6.00

    Desserts

    • Banana Fosters

      $9.00
    • Fried Oreos

      $9.00
    • Fried Twinkies

      $9.00
    • Gluten Free Chocolate Cake

      $9.00
    • Manhattan Truffle

      $8.00
    • Oreo Cake

      $7.50
    • Rainbow Cake

      $9.00
    • Tiramisu

      $9.00
    • White Chocolate Truffle

      $9.00
    • Vanilla Ice Cream

      $6.00
    • Cold Brew Coffee Gelato

      $9.00
    • Strawberry Cheesecake Gelato

      $9.00
    • Rainbow Cookie Icecream

      $9.00
    • Raspberry Sorbet

      $9.00

    Catering

    • Full Tray Idiot Bits

      $120.00
    • 1/2 Tray Idiot Bits

      $70.00
    • Full Tray Wings

      $110.00
    • 1/2 Tray Wings

      $65.00
    • Full Tray Penne Ala Vodka

      $105.00
    • 1/2 Tray Penne Ala Vdoka

      $70.00
    • Full Tray Steak Tidbits

      $175.00
    • 1/2 Tray Steak Tidbits

      $110.00
    • Full Tray Chicken Francese

      $115.00
    • 1/2 Tray Chicken Francese

      $80.00
    • Full Tray Sausage and Peppers

      $100.00
    • 1/2 Tray Sausage and Peppers

      $75.00
    • Full Tray Chicken Fingers

      $105.00
    • 1/2 Tray Chicken Fingers

      $75.00
    • Full Tray Mozz Stix

      $90.00
    • 1/2 Tray Mozz Stix

      $65.00
    • Full Tray Mini Tacos

      $90.00
    • 1/2 Tray Mini Tacos

      $60.00
    • Full Tray Three Stooges Sliders (24 sliders)

      $110.00
    • 1/2 Tray Three Stooges Sliders (12 sliders)

      $60.00
    • Full Tray Mac and Cheese

      $90.00
    • 1/2 Tray Mac and Cheese

      $50.00
    • Full Tray French Fries

      $45.00
    • 1/2 Tray French Fries

      $25.00
    • Full Tray Garden Salad

      $75.00
    • 1/2 Tray Garden Salad

      $55.00
    • Full Tray Caesar Salad

      $80.00
    • 1/2 Tray Caesar Salad

      $60.00

    Groupon Food (During Happy Hour Only)

    • Groupon Disco FF

      $11.00
    • Groupon 8 Wings

      $15.00
    • Groupon Onion Ring Tower

      $12.00
    • Groupon Fried Pickles

      $12.00
    • Groupon BBQ Chicken Sliders

      $18.00
    • Groupon Basket of FF

      $8.00
    • Groupon Mozz Stix

      $12.00
    • Groupon Cheese Quesadilla

      $12.00
    • Groupon Nachos

      $16.00
    • Groupon Bodacious Tots

      $15.00
    • Groupon Three Stooges Sliders

      $18.00
    • Groupon Pretzel

      $11.00
    • Groupon Mini Tacos

      $12.00
    • Groupon Idiot Bits

      $16.00

    Tacos (Copy)

    • Ahi Tuna Tacos

      topped with cabbage, rasishes & cilantro, drizzled with wasabi may, served with tortilla chips
      $22.00
    • Beef'd Up Taco

      $20.00
    • Pulled Pork Tacos

      topped with cheddar cheese & southwest slaw, served with tortilla chips
      $18.00
    • Bang Bang Shrimp Tacos

      $19.00
    • Cinco de mayo $4 beef taco

      $4.00

    BRUNCH MENU

    VIP Classics

    • Eater's Choice

      choice of three ingredients
      $14.00
    • Idiot Platter

      three eggs, ham, bacon, sausage, two pancakes, home fries & toast
      $16.00
    • Jester Tacos

      three soft tortillas filled with scrambled eggs and melted cheddar cheese, topped with chorizo, grape tomatoes, scallions, jalapenos & grilled corn, served with home fries
      $15.00
    • Wrapzilla

      $14.00
    • The Very Important B.E.C

      $16.00

    Hangover Helpers

    • Breakfast Quesadilla

      three scrambled eggs, sauteed onions, choice of ham, bacon, or sausage links & cheese in a tortilla topped with tomato and spicy hollandaise
      $15.00
    • Steak Out Wrap

      $18.00
    • Chicken And Waffles

      $15.00
    • Southern Biscuits

      served with home fries & sausage gravy
      $12.00
    • Benny Under The Sea (And on Land)

      $18.00
    • The Original

      canadian bacon, poached eggs & hollandaise on an open-faced english muffin
      $13.00
    • Very Important Panini

      $15.00
    • Steak & Eggs

      served with home fries & toast
      $19.00

    Sweet Tooth

    • Waffle

      $13.00
    • Holy Stuffed Toast!

      $13.00
    • Banana 'Foster"-Tunately Delicious

      $14.00
    • Ricotta Be Kidding Me!

      $14.00
    • Brownie Pancake Sundae

      $15.00
    • Fruity Pebbles French Toast

      $15.00
    • Jelly Donut French Toast

      $14.00

    Something Simple

    • Eggy McMuff

      one egg and choice of ham, bacon or sausage links on a english muffin
      $10.00
    • Avoca-doh! Toast

      $16.00
    • Von Kaiser

      two eggs, cheese & choice of ham, bacon or sausage links on kaiser roll
      $12.00
    • Bowl-Ful of Morning Glory

      $16.00
    • Iron Man Wrap

      $17.00

    Looking For Something Else?

    • The Bayou Bodega

      $16.00
    • The Monte Crisco

      $16.00
    • Benny and the Lox

      $17.00
    • Here's the Beef-Edict?

      $17.00
    • Shrimpin' Ain't Easy

      $17.00
    • The Cure-All Po' Boy

      $16.00

    ***Back Up Basic Old Items***

    • Pancakes

      $9.00
    • Chocolate Chip Pancakes

      $10.00
    • Belgian Waffle

      $10.00
    • French Toast

      $10.00
    • Build Your Own Platter

      two eggs, home fries, toast & your choice of one: bacon, sausage links, ham or canadian bacon
      $13.00
    • Classic BLT

      bacon, lettuce & tomato on choice of toast
      $12.00
    • Sunrise Burger

      an 8oz burger topped with bacon, choice of cheese and two fried eggs
      $15.00

    B. Sides

    • 1 Egg

      $1.00
    • 2 Eggs

      $3.00
    • Avocado

      $4.00
    • Bacon

      $4.00
    • Corn Muffin

      $2.58
    • Corned Beef Hash

      $5.00
    • English Muffin

      $2.00
    • Grits

      $4.12
    • Ham

      $3.00
    • Sausage Links

      $3.00
    • Sausage Patty

      $4.12
    • Sauteed Spinach

      $4.00
    • Side Home Fries

      $3.00
    • Small Seasonal Fruit

      $6.00
    • Turkey Bacon

      $4.00
    • Toast

      $1.00

    B. Kidiot

    • Kid Beverage

    • Kid Scrambled Eggs

      $9.00
    • French Toast Sticks

      $9.00
    • Kid Pancakes

      $9.00
    • Oatmeal

      $6.19

    Wings

    • 8 Wings

      served with blue cheese, celery & carrots
      $15.00
    • 12 Wings

      served with blue cheese, celery & carrots
      $18.00
    • 25 Wings

      served with blue cheese, celery & carrots
      $32.00

    Extras

    • 1000

      $2.00
    • american

      $2.00
    • avocado

      $5.00
    • bacon

      $4.00
    • balsamic

      $2.00
    • balsamic glaze

      $2.00
    • bbq

      $2.00
    • BC crumble

      $2.00
    • BC dressing

      $2.00
    • buffalo

      $2.00
    • cajun seasoning

      $1.50
    • carrots

      $2.00
    • celery

      $2.00
    • cheddar jack

      $2.00
    • chili

      $4.00
    • chipotle mayo

      $2.00
    • cole slaw

      $4.00
    • Cheddar

      $2.00
    • frazzled onions

      $2.00
    • fried jalapenos

      $2.00
    • guacamole

      $5.00
    • honey bbq

      $2.00
    • honey mustard

      $2.00
    • horseradish sauce

      $2.00
    • lettuce

      $2.00
    • maple mayo

      $2.00
    • marinade

      $2.00
    • mayo

      $1.50
    • mozzarella

      $2.00
    • mustard

      $1.50
    • nacho cheese

      $2.00
    • pepper jack

      $2.00
    • pickle

      $2.00
    • provolone

      $2.00
    • ranch

      $2.00
    • red onion

      $2.00
    • Bacon

      $4.00
    • salsa

      $2.00
    • sauteed mushrooms

      $2.50
    • sauteed onions

      $2.50
    • sour cream

      $2.00
    • spinach

      $4.00
    • swiss

      $2.00
    • tomato

      $2.00

    Catering (Copy)

    • Full Tray Idiot Bits

      $120.00
    • 1/2 Tray Idiot Bits

      $70.00
    • Full Tray Wings

      $110.00
    • 1/2 Tray Wings

      $65.00
    • Full Tray Penne Ala Vodka

      $105.00
    • 1/2 Tray Penne Ala Vdoka

      $70.00
    • Full Tray Steak Tidbits

      $175.00
    • 1/2 Tray Steak Tidbits

      $110.00
    • Full Tray Chicken Francese

      $115.00
    • 1/2 Tray Chicken Francese

      $80.00
    • Full Tray Sausage and Peppers

      $100.00
    • 1/2 Tray Sausage and Peppers

      $75.00
    • Full Tray Chicken Fingers

      $105.00
    • 1/2 Tray Chicken Fingers

      $75.00
    • Full Tray Mozz Stix

      $90.00
    • 1/2 Tray Mozz Stix

      $65.00
    • Full Tray Mini Tacos

      $90.00
    • 1/2 Tray Mini Tacos

      $60.00
    • Full Tray Three Stooges Sliders (24 sliders)

      $110.00
    • 1/2 Tray Three Stooges Sliders (12 sliders)

      $60.00
    • Full Tray Mac and Cheese

      $90.00
    • 1/2 Tray Mac and Cheese

      $50.00
    • Full Tray French Fries

      $45.00
    • 1/2 Tray French Fries

      $25.00
    • Full Tray Garden Salad

      $75.00
    • 1/2 Tray Garden Salad

      $55.00
    • Full Tray Caesar Salad

      $80.00
    • 1/2 Tray Caesar Salad

      $60.00

    The Original

    $13.00

    canadian bacon, poached eggs & hollandaise on an open-faced english muffin

    Customize your item

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    All hours
    Sunday9:00 am - 10:00 pm
    Monday11:00 am - 10:00 pm
    Tuesday11:00 am - 10:00 pm
    Wednesday11:00 am - 10:00 pm
    Thursday11:00 am - 10:00 pm
    Friday11:00 am - 10:00 pm
    Saturday9:00 am - 10:00 pm
    Restaurant info

    Come in and enjoy!

    Location

    8 East Main Street, Patchogue, NY 11772

    Directions